7 Tila's Narcissism And Her Mind

Don't forget the Adult News Awards will announce their best celebrity sex tape winner between January 18-21. Congratulate Tuna Tequila on her nomination, because, as a natural-born slut she is, deserves to win. This nomination could boost her lacking career into full-fledged adult business. Of course, due to her old age, she'll be labeled under "Mothers I Like to Fuck" category. Sorry, Grandma Tit, but you are not young and to make matters worse, you fucked up your face after going under the knife. Anyways, with her dumbass projects put to side for now, I want to discuss about narcissism, express my opinions on Tila's strategies of getting our attention, how you can beat her own game, and other topics you might find interesting.

C O N T E N T S:
Narcissism
Playboy Discovery
False Persona
Height
Vietnam War Generation
Myspace Conspiracy
Stuff Magazine
A Shot At Penicillin [Love]
Casey Johnson
Thien's Duration with Casey Johnson
Old Friend's Testimony
ASAL Helped Gay Marriage Legal?
Mirror, Mirror On the Wall
Criticism Intolerance
Fake Fans
Grandiosity
Give Her Some Love
Care For Her Not

47 Tila's Not a Bully...Wait, Scratch That

A minor update! :)

This morning, I had a great chuckle, thanks to our favorite pseudo-mogul, skank Tila Tequila! What caused the levity you may wonder? I don't know the real reason behind this message but according to her latest entry, many of her Army of Idiots (AOI), who are mostly underage, if not, probably pedophiles, were asking her for advice regarding about coping mechanism, in this case, bullying. Yes, I wonder the same thing: Isn't that Mommy and Daddy's jobs? Not to mention, these sad outcast individuals can't find someone in their community to talk to? Like trash attracts trash, stupidity attracts stupidity.

0 Mumbo Jumbo and Other Crap

Why does Tila Tequila need to remind us once a while she's allergic to alcohol? Is she really? Is she really a lesbian? Does she really have friends? Is she really born in 75 instead of 81? My answer: Who the fuck cares? Stupid little Titla wanted to impress her TilaArmy of drinking Vodka, a dare by Mr. Bradshaw himself:

4 Car, New Book, and Latest TilaArmy Expolitation

Does anyone actually believes this shit? ......Neither do I. Moving on.

Okay, four days isn't a lie, but purchasing? Why should I tell you? It's my business and don't need to prove anyone I have money! *pause* Oh, wait, I am trying to prove the skeptics I have dough! Never mind! So, Tila posts a new entry (abusing the privilege of running a celebrity gossip site and constantly make it all about her, forgetting its true purpose) about finally bought a 2010 Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 Coupe (snickers, yeah right!). PLEASE NOTE: I know nothing about cars, so if the car type is wrong, let me know, otherwise, continue reading. [UPDATE 08/04/2010 - The correct model is 2009 Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4] Why did Titla Bacteria wrote Lambo costs $1.7 million, dollars when in fact, they're not? It's under $300,000 according to these sites: ^{[1], [2], [3], [4]}. Fortunately, Tila does mention the more accurate price eventually. Perhaps if she got all the options, the total would cost around $1.7 million dollars? I doubt that. Anyways, let's revisit the tweets, shall we?

0 Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen's Biographies

"As you all may or may not know, my name is Tila Nguyen A.K.A. Tila-T-Gurl, Tila Tequila T-Bird, or T. I decided to re-write my entire life story to give you the down right truth about the real person behind the name." -- Tila Tequila, Decemeber 6th, 2002

And don't forget Miss Tila, Jane, and Caroline.

0 Celebrity Smack Blog: First Class Liar

Yes, another article instead of "new" news. While this entry is quite obsolete, but this is also a must read. According to the article, Bian claims to know Tila personally and gave the world some insight about Tila's childhood life.

0 Socialite Life's Article: Tila's Trainwreck Timeline

A fellow follower of Tilasrotspot linked us an interesting article to the Socialite Life website. The article is a must read and straight froward.