6 Dial A Desperate Now!

My original plan was to hold off posting until my return from Anime Central this weekend but due to crack o' clock activities, changed my mind.

Crack O'Clock Time

From yesterday morning:

Oh, how cute! Gina finally found Tuna a "big" audition she has for today! I wonder what it could be! Pretty Whoreman 2? Maybe an audition for a victim role in Law and Order SVU perhaps? Whatever this mysterious audition is, it must be big because Tuna says so! Too bad it's unlikely based on her recent rant posts from facebook.

2 I Risked My Life Exposing Illuminati

When you don't have any more projects to do in entertainment industry because your career is basically dead, you resort to trolling on your facebook page, in desperate attempt to get attention to avoid the inevitable fate of oblivion. Isn't that right, Tuna?

I was going to offer my final opinions regarding about the USMagazine.com's article on brian aneurysm but said fuck it, it's old anyways. Did you read Tuna's crack o' clock rants from her facebook page just recently? Some funny shit! Tuna's three bullshit rants of attempting to persuade readers she's a changed person is a fucking joke, just like her non-existing recording label, Tila Tequila Records: Does not exist.

3 AVN 2012: Tila Nominated For Best Celebrity Sex Tape

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24 Poor, Poor Tila and Other Shitfest

Wow. How dumb can you be and never anticipate some hater would take the time off rummaging through your old garbage, Titla? You know, there's that beautiful saying: One man's garbage is another man's treasure. That's what I love about Tila's archives. She tries so hard to delete files or hopes no one would figure out the real truth behind the words she say or the words she types. Her AOI constantly falls for her bullshit. Why is that? Sure, they're idiots, but I think there's a deeper reason we're so dying to know. I consider this a phenomenon that deserves to be studied. If someone constantly lies to you and it's blatant, a normal human being would confront the liar or find a better person. But not Tila Army. I speculate with others that perhaps Tila's fans are psychologically messed up and suffer low self-esteem. Other possibility is Tila creating fake accounts to deceive the general public of having a large fanbase, when in reality, have few and most are underage.

7 Truly Stupid or Done Intentionally? I Choose the Latter

Okay, so most of you know by now that Tila flipped one of her images and was caught. Refer to my previous post. While us, haters, are having fun ridiculing her about this, I, on the other hand, is very skeptic and believes this was done intentionally.



I got really confused about this discovery. Tila wants us to believe she lives in a two-floor house with two kitchens because, after all, she considers herself a "mogul" and runs her own "empire." Not to mention, she once gave us a tour, only to be in her "glamroom" (bathroom) the entire time. Some tour, bitch. Most of the photos and videos of Tila at her apartment are either shot in her bedroom or from her bathroom, rambling shit while being high. And when in her bedroom though, I don't ever see that Marilyn picture.