9 Whores Don't Limo Or Lambo. They Do Taxis

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32 Maybe Tila Will Do a PSA For Suicide Prevention Next

I would like to write a review about Tila's so-called "Celebrity Charity Tabloid Roast" she'd attended just recently but since there are no clips of her getting roasted (like she doesn't get roasted every day if I may add), I'll just link to an interesting entry written by Ghost Rider Radio regarding about this charity event. Good stuff, GRR!

Someone from Tila's flog wrote a comment that pretty much can be agreed upon:

11 Tila Tequila at the Hangover 2 premiere?

Before I discuss about Tila's alleged appearance at the Hangover 2 premiere, I want to briefly focus on Tila's fashion and mock the hell out of this fucking idiot.

17 Tila Tequila Seriously Uncorked!

UPDATE 05/19/2011!

Back in August 2010, RadarOnline (the only crappy celebrity tabloid site that seems to give a flying fuck about this midget whore apparently) posted an article about an alleged sex tape Tila made with two female porn stars, Penthouse Pet Lia Leah and Vivid star Charlie Laine respectively:

4 I Have Real Vampire Fangs!

I've always assumed, at the age of an adult, you know, like thirty, that stupidity was meant for Paris "Skanky" Hilton, but I guess stupidity does not discriminate age. I think this is one of the most agonizing entry I'd ever read to date. The way she described her Halloween day was just so...ineffable. Best words to describe how I felt was imagine someone telling you a story, but adding an excessive amount of unnecessary details. What contributed to this painful reading was her lack of basic writing style...or should I say, blogging? Anyone with a common sense know real vampire fangs don't exist, so my guess is she's intentionally fabricating crazy dumb shit in order to keep the haters and bloggers discussing about her. Whatever floats her boat because I enjoy insulting her.

18 Cheap Fashion Slut, Plus, Post Birthday Party Bash

UPDATE! Thanks for the wonderful haters!

I can't wait until this whore dies. Where is Jane when we need her?

So, Tila went to Mr. Chow restaurant on her birthday (as opposed to going to Egypt), a place where many celebrities actually go to and believes Jame Franco was there for the purpose of her small party. Thankfully, he got out of there just in time because the skank showed up "two hours" late and had not infected him with whatever disease the whore has. Her little party went swell. What more could a person ask for to complete your birthday party when you have other untalented hated famewhores like Michael Lohan and Kate Major (whom I've never heard of until now) there to celebrate with you? It's like, I'm so jealous!.........NOT.