27 Dear Tila: Go Fuck Yourself

The following few paragraphs are just rants and intended for new readers, so therefore, provided points of interests that veteran haters already know.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: One who goes through hardships but end up surviving and uses their experience to better themselves and help others along the way. Then, there's the other who just bitches, play victim all their life, and wallow in self-pity. Obviously, you know very well who I'm talking about: Tila Tequila.

9 Old Habits Die Easy For Tuna Apparently

Did Tila Tequila really went to a rehab? I say hell to the fuck no. Here's how it all went down and explains why I think this is all bullshit:

5 Dumbing Down...The Tila Army

It's been a week since the AVN's annual award show and we have yet to hear Tuna Tequila make a statement about her loss to Chyna for best celebrity sex tape 2012. I'm sure this loss is quite devastating because like twitter fellow, OfficialMsTuna, says, not only does Tuna may have to cut down her web chat fees, but even in sex, she just can't simply win. And since a week have passed with no news, I can always rely on Tila's tweets of random fucks for substitution; in this case, proving us once again that her fans, real and fake, are very stupid indeed. So get ready.

5 Tila's Reason Behind Judaism Conversion

Happy Tuesday, everyone! Remember, don't forget the Adult Video News will announce their best celebrity sex tape for 2012 tomorrow. Wish Tila good luck! With that being said, let's move on. This entry is basically a recap. As most of you know, Ghost Rider Radio wrote an entry about the truth behind Tila's reason to Judaism conversion. Normally, I view TMZ as a bunch of morons when it comes to interviewing or writing about Tila Tequila, but I was pretty pleased for what they did.

First of all, contrary to the belief of Tila having friends, which I doubt, she must have some bad ones because they're not encouraging this filth to get help, just like her idiotic tard fans. Don't you just hate enablers? Her fans, that are real, are the true haters. They want her to die. The haters may insult Tila, but they continuously encourage Tila to get some help. Ironic, isn't it? It's blatant Tila is messed up and her loyal army are deferent and never plea for their "mommy" to get help. Secondly, Tilasrotspot blogger was kind enough to notify the police when Tila uploaded a video of her alleged suicide attempt. Now tell me. Why would a hater do that and not of a fan? A true fan would care. Her fans did nothing. They're fake or they enjoy watching her spiral out of control.

7 Tila's Narcissism And Her Mind

Don't forget the Adult News Awards will announce their best celebrity sex tape winner between January 18-21. Congratulate Tuna Tequila on her nomination, because, as a natural-born slut she is, deserves to win. This nomination could boost her lacking career into full-fledged adult business. Of course, due to her old age, she'll be labeled under "Mothers I Like to Fuck" category. Sorry, Grandma Tit, but you are not young and to make matters worse, you fucked up your face after going under the knife. Anyways, with her dumbass projects put to side for now, I want to discuss about narcissism, express my opinions on Tila's strategies of getting our attention, how you can beat her own game, and other topics you might find interesting.

C O N T E N T S:
Narcissism
Playboy Discovery
False Persona
Height
Vietnam War Generation
Myspace Conspiracy
Stuff Magazine
A Shot At Penicillin [Love]
Casey Johnson
Thien's Duration with Casey Johnson
Old Friend's Testimony
ASAL Helped Gay Marriage Legal?
Mirror, Mirror On the Wall
Criticism Intolerance
Fake Fans
Grandiosity
Give Her Some Love
Care For Her Not

10 If Not 2011, Then 2012?

Back in November 17th, I did a review on Tila's big plans for 2011 video, a video of her rambling about being in movies that will make its way to your theaters in 2011. Obviously, you're wondering what movie? Exactly. It didn't happen. Although, she did managed to suck a lot of cocks to get a walk-in role for a now cancelled show "Shit My Dad Says". I just love how Tila had the nerve to add "popular tv show" when it obviously wasn't.

"I also just landed a role on uh, really funny, popular tv show on CBS."

"you're going to seeing a lot of me in the big screen in 2011"
Fucking hilarious.

16 Like Pregnancy, Like Location

This really isn't "new" news but something that got me thinking: Back in July 2011, Tila announced she's moving to New York city, looking for a roommate, and wanting to attend college because she wants to "live a normal life". Awwww...how adorable! I didn't know Tila lives an ex-ordinary life. Did you? While this may have come so sudden for us, but we have no clue what goes on with her miserable life offline (quite frankly, I like it that way) and if she was telling the truth, for once, she could have made this decision a long time ago and started packing her shit up. However...

17 Tila Tequila Seriously Uncorked!

UPDATE 05/19/2011!

Back in August 2010, RadarOnline (the only crappy celebrity tabloid site that seems to give a flying fuck about this midget whore apparently) posted an article about an alleged sex tape Tila made with two female porn stars, Penthouse Pet Lia Leah and Vivid star Charlie Laine respectively:

22 Review on Tila's Royal Wedding Commentary

Hello, everybody! I have not disappeared. I have been busy writing this entry for the past few days now. Sorry I couldn't get this done sooner as you know how life can be: Shit comes up or you're just too lazy. Anyways, I thought I wanted to show you my work in progress to keep you guys entertained. Hopefully, I'll get this done soon enough. In the meantime, please enjoy!
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A quick letter to Tila Tequila: Dear Tila, I regretfully inform you my absence to watch your live commentary was compromised and was unable to view your session as sleep was more imperative on my part, so I hope you'll understand and not be disappointed upon this information, thanks.

Sincerely, QOCAP

60 Tila's Adoption Attempt Part Deux

First thing that came to my mind when she tweeted about adoption: NOT AGAIN.

What's a skank got to do to get the attention she so craves, let alone, stay relevant?! Why, make up some ridiculous news like attempt to adopt again of course! Fear not, folks! I have confidence whatever agency Tila goes to will deny her request. Explanation will be provided in due time. Meanwhile, let us go back in history and focus on her previous advent about adopting children shall we? But first, I want to add this: I would like to assume this midget hogul was on some crack/meth binge while tweeting about adoption, but honestly, I think it was my previous entry that sparked this crack o' clock rant and for that, I apologize to the rest of the detractors for this nonsense.

26 Tila's Fake-Ass Charity Organziation: We Didn't Forget

Just recently, our favorite hogul decided to create a dumbass contest which requires Tila's fans (all children) to submit a video of why they like being part of her Tila Army family (ahem, Manson anyone?), along with downloading her piece of shit Iphone app (her fans waited since May 9th, 2009 for it by the way). Why bring up her silly app when it serves no purpose with this contest to begin with? Because it sounds like only few downloaded that garbage and she wants to prove the world her popularity is strong as Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber themselves. Yes, I know what you're thinking: Yeah, right bitch!

104 Hoe, You Gotta Be Kidding Me

Because I refuse to download Tila's pitiful application she's been working on since 2009, I can't review on this part but read opinions about her app that were all negative (last time I'd checked). From what I've seen, though, I think it's a complete waste of space, but most of all, pointless. All you need to do is check her crack rants from twitter and you've got all the boring self-absorbed latest news from Tila herself. I'm sure someone will put her new (oh my God) songs on YouTube if she ever releases them, so what's the fucking point? To look cool?

10 I'm Gonna Quit Smoking!

I love waking up and discovering Tila's latest antics! Gosh, you readers, are so quick I can't even catch up! I had these tweets saved since December and knew they were going to be important later on. I guess Ting-Ting is just too predictable.

19 Tila Wynn, Ting-Ting, Tina, Tila, You're Still a Na Dang Hooker!

A thanks to deluwiel for the link!

"I feel like an adult now. I feel like a woman. I feel like, uhhh...*methsmack* you know, umm...the girl last year, I feel like that girl is soooo far away. I feel like, she's dead." - Tila Tequila.

47 Tila's Not a Bully...Wait, Scratch That

A minor update! :)

This morning, I had a great chuckle, thanks to our favorite pseudo-mogul, skank Tila Tequila! What caused the levity you may wonder? I don't know the real reason behind this message but according to her latest entry, many of her Army of Idiots (AOI), who are mostly underage, if not, probably pedophiles, were asking her for advice regarding about coping mechanism, in this case, bullying. Yes, I wonder the same thing: Isn't that Mommy and Daddy's jobs? Not to mention, these sad outcast individuals can't find someone in their community to talk to? Like trash attracts trash, stupidity attracts stupidity.

23 Tila's Mansion!

ATTENTION: Please do not share Tila's new home address on this site for policy and security reasons. Anyone do, and your comment will be deleted! Thank you. Carry on!

For God's sake, don't watch this clip with your speakers on! I had to endure it for obvious reasons. Want to know how a narcissist behaves? Well, now's your chance. As a narcissist, you must be in your lingerie while giving your underage fans a tour. You must discuss about your stockings and your lingerie, but most importantly, must talk in front of a mirror, forgetting to realize the viewer is interested about the new home than the midget skank before their eyes. In other words, can this skank ever show us a clip without her face literally right on our monitors? I'm just say'n.

I think Tila was consuming energy drinks with um, pills today (I'll discuss about that too) and hence, was under the influence because she not only rant about the tiniest things around the house (mainly the lights, thinking they're part of alien ships probably), but sang random shit and yap with a British accent spontaneously here and there. I think that was pretty weird. Her singing is god awful. It reminds of me of those crazy people who sings and rants loudly on trains. And Tila, stop playing that goddamn tune and compose new ones already. Jesus Christ.

14 Tila Denied and Still in Denial

So, our mogul skank attended American Music Awards After Party, doing her best to sound she's among the important standard show-up celebrity list, but according to TheWrap.com, was denied VIP entrance instead!

33 What Vogue? Database011010 is Tila!

Back in November 12th, Tila announced she was going to be in Italian's version of Vogue magazine:

This morning, Tila shared us her narcissistic excitement about being "featured" in some magazine called The Source, a magazine, which, I've never heard of until now. If you're wondering about the Italian Vogue project, consider that as a big typo on Tila's behalf. However, it is also plausible regardless as Vogue magazines are monthly released; but that is not to say she can't share us a preview, right? Vogue magazines are known to have gaunt and tall models. Why in the world would they accept this midget whore if she's not even five feet tall? Hell, this skank is not respected in most media outlets (unless they're trash where she's welcomed), but instead, a joke like William Hung from American Idol. Passing amusements, right?

24 Poor, Poor Tila and Other Shitfest

Wow. How dumb can you be and never anticipate some hater would take the time off rummaging through your old garbage, Titla? You know, there's that beautiful saying: One man's garbage is another man's treasure. That's what I love about Tila's archives. She tries so hard to delete files or hopes no one would figure out the real truth behind the words she say or the words she types. Her AOI constantly falls for her bullshit. Why is that? Sure, they're idiots, but I think there's a deeper reason we're so dying to know. I consider this a phenomenon that deserves to be studied. If someone constantly lies to you and it's blatant, a normal human being would confront the liar or find a better person. But not Tila Army. I speculate with others that perhaps Tila's fans are psychologically messed up and suffer low self-esteem. Other possibility is Tila creating fake accounts to deceive the general public of having a large fanbase, when in reality, have few and most are underage.

4 I Have Real Vampire Fangs!

I've always assumed, at the age of an adult, you know, like thirty, that stupidity was meant for Paris "Skanky" Hilton, but I guess stupidity does not discriminate age. I think this is one of the most agonizing entry I'd ever read to date. The way she described her Halloween day was just so...ineffable. Best words to describe how I felt was imagine someone telling you a story, but adding an excessive amount of unnecessary details. What contributed to this painful reading was her lack of basic writing style...or should I say, blogging? Anyone with a common sense know real vampire fangs don't exist, so my guess is she's intentionally fabricating crazy dumb shit in order to keep the haters and bloggers discussing about her. Whatever floats her boat because I enjoy insulting her.