33 Hello, Amy Hollywood!

Between very late January and early February days, an unprecedented event of silence took place. Not only was Tuna quiet, but her persistent, foul-mouth, retarded caps-lock-loving troll was as well. Strangely enough, this troll who runs under various twitter accounts, did not wish Tuna a Happy Valentine's Day. My point is, those days of absence felt great and I hope Tuna dear will be less active from now on, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Anyways, looks like Tuna has another personality on board. I will get to that after discussing about her alleged world tour.

5 Dumbing Down...The Tila Army

It's been a week since the AVN's annual award show and we have yet to hear Tuna Tequila make a statement about her loss to Chyna for best celebrity sex tape 2012. I'm sure this loss is quite devastating because like twitter fellow, OfficialMsTuna, says, not only does Tuna may have to cut down her web chat fees, but even in sex, she just can't simply win. And since a week have passed with no news, I can always rely on Tila's tweets of random fucks for substitution; in this case, proving us once again that her fans, real and fake, are very stupid indeed. So get ready.

5 Tila's Reason Behind Judaism Conversion

Happy Tuesday, everyone! Remember, don't forget the Adult Video News will announce their best celebrity sex tape for 2012 tomorrow. Wish Tila good luck! With that being said, let's move on. This entry is basically a recap. As most of you know, Ghost Rider Radio wrote an entry about the truth behind Tila's reason to Judaism conversion. Normally, I view TMZ as a bunch of morons when it comes to interviewing or writing about Tila Tequila, but I was pretty pleased for what they did.

First of all, contrary to the belief of Tila having friends, which I doubt, she must have some bad ones because they're not encouraging this filth to get help, just like her idiotic tard fans. Don't you just hate enablers? Her fans, that are real, are the true haters. They want her to die. The haters may insult Tila, but they continuously encourage Tila to get some help. Ironic, isn't it? It's blatant Tila is messed up and her loyal army are deferent and never plea for their "mommy" to get help. Secondly, Tilasrotspot blogger was kind enough to notify the police when Tila uploaded a video of her alleged suicide attempt. Now tell me. Why would a hater do that and not of a fan? A true fan would care. Her fans did nothing. They're fake or they enjoy watching her spiral out of control.

7 Tila's Narcissism And Her Mind

Don't forget the Adult News Awards will announce their best celebrity sex tape winner between January 18-21. Congratulate Tuna Tequila on her nomination, because, as a natural-born slut she is, deserves to win. This nomination could boost her lacking career into full-fledged adult business. Of course, due to her old age, she'll be labeled under "Mothers I Like to Fuck" category. Sorry, Grandma Tit, but you are not young and to make matters worse, you fucked up your face after going under the knife. Anyways, with her dumbass projects put to side for now, I want to discuss about narcissism, express my opinions on Tila's strategies of getting our attention, how you can beat her own game, and other topics you might find interesting.

C O N T E N T S:
Narcissism
Playboy Discovery
False Persona
Height
Vietnam War Generation
Myspace Conspiracy
Stuff Magazine
A Shot At Penicillin [Love]
Casey Johnson
Thien's Duration with Casey Johnson
Old Friend's Testimony
ASAL Helped Gay Marriage Legal?
Mirror, Mirror On the Wall
Criticism Intolerance
Fake Fans
Grandiosity
Give Her Some Love
Care For Her Not

5 That's Right. Tila Doesn't Whine

Since I'm not sure the nature of this "war" topic, I'm going to let it slide because I seriously don't understand how it's being used in this context. Perhaps this dimwit wasn't specifically thinking about nations fighting against each other. It's likely Tila is buying more meth or bidding on highest clients over the internet and thus, making online shopping "dangerous". Obviously, no one wants to run into undercover cops.

Anyways, your commander-in-chief act has run its course, Tila. If using the word, "war" to get me all riled me up was your goal, you'd failed. Ninety-nine percent of your Army of Idiots are fake...just like you. And to prove it, I'm going to set up another trap very similar to my previous "TilaSeekHelp" method soon. My prediction was right: No fans encouraged their hogul to seek help but only two, though the second fan was in more favor of "live and let live" philosophy bullshit. Busted their fakeness out 1.

12 Tila's Big Plans For 2011 Video Review

Thanks to those who have contacted Twitter that pushed Tila to fix her website. Whether or not it was us, haters, that drove Tila to fix her shitty website to keep her verification badge on twitter, or it's just a coincidence, it's back online now. So all you dimwitted troubled naive fans, you're welcome and resume your job ass-kissing this loser who couldn't give a fuck about you.

In case you didn't know, Tila apparently gets a small side job as a columnist for HollywoodLife.com and her very first entry is about love. How she was chosen is beyond any rational people's mind, but I find this pretty offensive for numerous reasons. First of all, I wrote about Tila's relationships in October 2010:

17 "Get Off My Lawn, Damn Haters!"

A thank you to Network305 for sharing me this link!

Last year, ParalyzedQueen, a proudly self-proclaimed "biggest grammar nazi in the world" made a dumb video begging encouraging Tila's Army of Idiots to make a video for Tila's 38th birthday. You should check out the rules she'd made. It's so unbelievably stupid and laughable at the same time. Fast forward a year later and you would have thought this girl would eventually wake the fuck up, but we was all wrong. Here is her latest rant about us, haters:

16 Like Pregnancy, Like Location

This really isn't "new" news but something that got me thinking: Back in July 2011, Tila announced she's moving to New York city, looking for a roommate, and wanting to attend college because she wants to "live a normal life". Awwww...how adorable! I didn't know Tila lives an ex-ordinary life. Did you? While this may have come so sudden for us, but we have no clue what goes on with her miserable life offline (quite frankly, I like it that way) and if she was telling the truth, for once, she could have made this decision a long time ago and started packing her shit up. However...

8 TILAARMY: Will You Tweet "#TilaSeekHelp"?

For over a year now, I have watched small group of fans interact with Miss Tila, Tila Tequila, Tila Wynn, Jane, Owen, or whatever her new names will be in the future via twitter and from her website which I seldom visit. Over the year, it was very entertaining to watch Tila spiral out of control. It was amusing. Now, it's sad. While being interviewed by Chaunce Hayden, Tila says, "you think you know me, you think you have me all down, and analyze me, but, I'm always and always will be one step ahead of everybody else of what you think of me. I will let you think what you think of me. And that's the magic of it. That's the beauty of it because I allow that. I let what people think. But I'm always one step ahead."

8 Howard Stern Fucks $5 Dollar Whore Again

Last week, I was asked if Miss Tila ever received her high school diploma or GED and my response was I don't know and began mocking about her interest of returning to college (fuck adopting and helping single mothers out there) and surprise, surprise, got a tweet by the hogul herself:

9 The 2011 Celebrity Charity Roast

So, after a failed launch of her new website, misstila.com, back to under construction again, and blaming the haters for the crash, tweeted she's moving to New York:

32 Maybe Tila Will Do a PSA For Suicide Prevention Next

I would like to write a review about Tila's so-called "Celebrity Charity Tabloid Roast" she'd attended just recently but since there are no clips of her getting roasted (like she doesn't get roasted every day if I may add), I'll just link to an interesting entry written by Ghost Rider Radio regarding about this charity event. Good stuff, GRR!

Someone from Tila's flog wrote a comment that pretty much can be agreed upon:

104 Hoe, You Gotta Be Kidding Me

Because I refuse to download Tila's pitiful application she's been working on since 2009, I can't review on this part but read opinions about her app that were all negative (last time I'd checked). From what I've seen, though, I think it's a complete waste of space, but most of all, pointless. All you need to do is check her crack rants from twitter and you've got all the boring self-absorbed latest news from Tila herself. I'm sure someone will put her new (oh my God) songs on YouTube if she ever releases them, so what's the fucking point? To look cool?

14 KTLA: Tila Tequila, AKA Tila Wynn Interview

Thanks to KTLA, I can already imagine how god awful her appearance is going to be. There's a snippet with her on this video: (Click here if the video doesn't load)

19 Tila's Home Advent

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2 Sex Tape, Something Special? What's the Difference?

Sometimes, reading is way better than watching videos! Tila is still (acting) pissed off about her sex tape of possibly been released to the public. As previously discussed, there was another important factor I've failed to mention, but thanks to the wonderful haters for pointing out things I often overlook!

For one, if Tila is serious about her past boyfriend (or client) of extorting her, lawyers would demand their clients to shut the hell up while working on the case. However, because Tila is running her mouth off, chances are, her past boyfriend is not extorting her. Secondly, she discloses this "tragic" news to RadarOnline first instead on her own blog. So, this tells us extortion does not exist, but a mere publicity stunt to help promote her pornographic film and make few bucks from a tabloid site. Remember the Juggalos? She disclosed the photos to TMZ instead on her blog.

That being said, Tila has now confirmed that she indeed made a sex tape. However, as predicted, she tried to make it sound like her sex tape isn't just a sex tape, but something very special. Here are my favorite outlines from her constant-lip smacking video:

3 What If Loni Love & Tila Got Into a Physical Fight?

Okay, well, apparently I can't embed the file, so just click here to see the hilarious flash video I made of what would have happened if Loni and Tila got into a fight...physically, not verbally. Well, here's my perspective. Enjoy!

4 Tila On Gossip Queens

I want to give a big thanks to lolercopter69 for the link!



How many "first of all" can you count? Jesus Christ, man. Nothing interesting except Tila trying to milk sympathy about her Juggalos aftermath (because she just can't let it go) and had the nerve to explicitly point out one of her scars to empathize how traumatic it was. When asked why she didn't get off the stage, Tila's answer doesn't shock me. In fact, her answer embarrassed me: "First of all *long pause* I'm gangsta!"

Really, Tila? So, if you're such a gangsta, then why the fuck are you still talking about your damned scars and vent on suing The Juggalos which, not surprisingly, dropped the charges later on. It was dropped because she knew she would lose due to the fact she was warned numerous times, was told she can keep the money and run, and refused to get off the stage. I'm sure her attorney told her to go fuck herself and hung up.

I lol'ed when Tila said, "I was in Las Vegas, hosting blah blah blah" HAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Whore couldn't just say, "I was in Las Vegas, hosting a grand opening of a strip club." Wow. She is obviously too embarrassed to say it! The Gossip Queens were like, "um...blah blah blah?" That was funny! Oh, Tila, Tila. God damn, you fucking suck!

3 Black Makes a Difference with Piano Keys!

Why the hell can't this ugly bitch ever stop talking about her scars for once? Had she not mentioned them, no one would fucking notice! Nice to know Tila is a on a vacation and is yet, busy tweeting away and interacting with her underage fans and haters as if she's really not. The truth is, she has been on a vacation for long ass time because she doesn't have a fucking job.

3 Larry Flynt's Hustler Club and Money!

First off, thanks to the fellow posters at Tilasrotspot, Joann and Michelle, for providing us these links!