So, Tila has been rubbing our faces about her approaching 38th birthday. Because the video was (and still is) such a laugh riot, I believe it deserves its own entry. Don't worry. I still haven't forgotten about Tila's three-floor manison advent! This space cadet goes by the name of ParalzyedQueen, who was chosen as the Tila Army of the Week, one time, for providing so much ass-kissing support (what an accomplishment!). And it gets better. This scary soldier obeyed Tila's command by attacking Perez Hilton as well. SMH. And Tila strives for positive energy? Am I missing something here? I wonder if the Tila Army will rob a bank if Tila asked them too, or worse, kill someone. Hey, it happened with the Manson Family.
So, if you wish to participate in making some lame-ass birthday present, which can't beat out my awesome Dress Up Tila Flash Game, here are the rules created by this dumbass!
1.) State your name first (must be your real name, your twitter name, or facebook name only. No Myspace name please. Need more info? Okay like, for an example, hi Chantal, my name is lonerstalker97).
2.) It must include a birthday message. (Yeah, 'cause, otherwise, Tila wouldn't get it.)
3.) You may add an additional message, but please keep it at ten to 15 seconds maximum. (Because poor Tila suffers from ADHD.)
4.) We're cramming because her birthday kinda snuck up on us, right? (Um, not really. 1 2)
5.) If you don't have a camera, send a photo of yourself to a random grown-up person online. (Don't worry, you can trust ParalzyedQueen. She's not a pedo...right?)
6.) Make sure the photo is not graphic, has profanity, inappropriate, or contains nudity. (Yeah, we don't want to follow Tila's steps, now do we?)
7.) In the message, make sure it's birthday-related only. (Like, happy birthday whore.)
8.) If you want to add more, make sure it's 20 words maximum. (Besides keeping the message 10 to 15 seconds max).
9) Even though the email address ends with dot c-a, I still asked the girl if it was dot com. (Yeah, who knew there was hotmail.ca [note the sarcasm])
10.) You better hurry the fuck up, yo! (Yeah, her birthday kinda snuck up on us, all right.)
You know what? Fuck it. I'll just go and make my own damned video...if I was a fan, but thank God I'm not! I love the part where this twit says she trusts this girl and believes she'll choose the right music. "She can pick a Tila song." Ooooooh, boooooooy. May I suggest In the Room? Sorry, ParalzyedQueen adds, "as long it's not in your face." Um...aren't all Tila songs in your face? Y-E-S. No matter how this turns out, Tila will be laughing at their faces and continues taking advantage of their ignorance.