Saturday, July 31, 2010

1 Laurence Fishburne's Daughter Aims for Porn

This is the kind of shit I'm talking about. Although there's no Tila Tequila sex tape out there (and we would like to keep it that way), but this is like, every parents' worst nightmare.

Friday, July 30, 2010

1 I Only Care about Fame and will Corrupt Anyone To Get It!

Hmmmm...didn't we all predict Tila will not discuss about her Lambo car after completing the necessary paperwork? Well, she's been quiet about it. It took Tila four days to decide which color she wanted? I smell famewhore all right, waiting for media to talk about her latest antics.

Last night, our little mogul wanna-be-aspiring friend can't get enough of archiving old pictures of herself, a tactic she's hoping to attract more media attention...more children, and more perverts along the way. Hey, it comes with the territory, right? Well, it's not working, so, she's willing to cross the line with these latest posts:

0 Thought of the Day: 07/30/2010

Thanks to a fellow poster for the link from Miss Titty's website.

Dear Tila, when are you going to get new breast implants? Is your right boob named Jane, and your left, Caroline?

4 Car, New Book, and Latest TilaArmy Expolitation

Does anyone actually believes this shit? ......Neither do I. Moving on.

Okay, four days isn't a lie, but purchasing? Why should I tell you? It's my business and don't need to prove anyone I have money! *pause* Oh, wait, I am trying to prove the skeptics I have dough! Never mind! So, Tila posts a new entry (abusing the privilege of running a celebrity gossip site and constantly make it all about her, forgetting its true purpose) about finally bought a 2010 Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 Coupe (snickers, yeah right!). PLEASE NOTE: I know nothing about cars, so if the car type is wrong, let me know, otherwise, continue reading. [UPDATE 08/04/2010 - The correct model is 2009 Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4] Why did Titla Bacteria wrote Lambo costs $1.7 million, dollars when in fact, they're not? It's under $300,000 according to these sites: [1], [2], [3], [4]. Fortunately, Tila does mention the more accurate price eventually. Perhaps if she got all the options, the total would cost around $1.7 million dollars? I doubt that. Anyways, let's revisit the tweets, shall we?

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

4 Someone Pass me a Fucking Tissue!


Hey, I did a new photoshop manipulation! Hope you guys like it. I did this yesterday and is too lazy to change the quote. "How the fuck do I get out of here?!" is actually funnier. Anyways, enjoy!

1 Thought of the Day 07/28/2010

I've decided to make a new label called "Thought of the Day", which is inspired by our favorite mogul-wanna-be-aspiring friend's own Thought of the Day on her shitty fake celebrity gossip blog/site, except mine is better and makes sense. My objective for this label is be very brief and to the point. So, here's my first one.

Monday, July 26, 2010

6 Gossip Shite, Stalkers, Car Update, and PETA Campaign?

Previously, Tila mentioned from one of her latest entries regarding about respecting opinions from people. Unfortunately, there is no truth in this and our sentiments will looked upon with disdain, unless we're kissing her disgusting ass. Take these for examples:

3 Tila's Paparazzi!

Ever since Tila did an interview with some schmuck back in London, it really inspired me to investigate Tila's paparazzi. This clip is a must see with lots of chuckles regarding about paparazzi allegedly working for her. You should read the I Fucked the UK! entry when you get a chance. It's really sad.

0 Oh, Shit! Drivers, Watch Out!!!!!

This coming week, our favorite mogul-wanna-aspiring mogul states she's getting a new car!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

0 More Lindsay and Tila does not Respect Your Opinion.

Still, this cunt can't get over the fact Lindsay Lohan continues to ignore her. What's a girl got to do to get Lindsay's attention? ........BLOG and make it sound like you knew and chatted with her!

Saturday, July 24, 2010

1 Daily Sport Review

I want to make a brief comment regarding about Tila's latest tweets:

The nature of Tila's sexual orientation is her business, but I just wanted to rub these tweets right in her face that were posted back in June 6:

Thursday, July 22, 2010

1 I Fucked the UK!

Alright. It's well known Titla Bacteria has a reputation of lying. We can scream all we want about that because Tila denies it, despite myriad of evidence already provided. "I never lie!" protests the child of God. [1]. Okay, I am not an expert of detecting liars, but I truly felt red flags were waving while watching her EntertainmentFocus interview. Notice how she lacked serious eye contact (one of the behaviors) besides not making sense most of the time. I recommend watching these clips about detecting liars: 1, 2, 3, 4. Obviously, this is not a good method of studying body language and such, but I felt compelled to link them here anyways.

Monday, July 19, 2010

3 The True Art of Cyber Bullying...You Dun Goofed, Tila!

Few days ago, a new internet meme emerged. Why am I bringing this up? Ever since our mogul-wanna-be friend launched her failed celebrity gossip site, she complains about haters attacking her and her kiddie fans incessantly and calling us "cyber bullies". The truth is, Tila received negative comments even at her now defunct hot spot site. Anyways, here's the premise of the new internet meme called "You Dun Goofed" or "Consequences will Never be the Same!"

0 Back to Square 1...yet Again.

Since July 12th, Tila required visitors to register in order to leave lovely comments. Well, apparently, this affected her site traffic. Visit Tilasrotspot's recent site traffic analysis. Tila doesn't want to worry her advertisers, so she changes it back to where anyone can post without registering, but not without a little amusement:

LOL! Feedback! Yeah, right! Nice try, bitch! Thanks for entertaining me! Wait...haven't we had this discussion before? And as of this date, Tila's TOS page is empty.

0 Tila is Worse than Lindsay Lohan, Trust Me.

Not only is Tila Tequila a hater herself (see her shitty supposed celebrity gossip site), but really envious over Lindsay Lohan and her fame...fame which Tila could only dream of obtaining and yet, is so far from reaching genuine stardom...and talent.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

1 UK performance, and Going Commando!

HAHAHAHAA! That's right. I can't contain myself from laughing as I post this. Thanks to a fellow poster at Tilasrotspot for providing us a link of photos of Tila's recent performance:

Monday, July 12, 2010

0 No, really. TilaArmy is about Spreading Love and Peace!

I encourage you to check out Manson: Family | Nguyen: TilaArmy ...cult congregation?, Bitch, you be trollin!...and other stuff., and finally, Tila and her Army just can't accept the Truth! before reading this entry to get a better understanding of this post.

2 Why does Everyone Pick on Me All the Time?!

Poor Tila. She'll never get it. Anyways, I offer Uganda my condolence. In incidents like this, though, this would give Tila an opportunity to lash out toward the haters.

Friday, July 9, 2010

1 Tila and her Army just can't accept the Truth!

So earlier today, I was surprised that I was able to comment at Tila's gossip "shite" under the title of "MISS TILA’S NEW HAIR AND VIDEO BLOG!" and decided to take advantage and left a message intended for vulnerable fans. Tila doesn't seem to understand that deleting is futile because I've took a screen shot of my message that is not perfect, but certainly better than Tila's usual and insipid Dear Diary thoughts. In the end, I got banned, again, but it's nothing and I knew my actions.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

4 Should We be Worried about her Underage Fans?


While Tila is passing out in front of her laptop from time to time, I was pondering what damage she could cause toward the underaged fans if no one intervened. Granted I am not responsible for their actions, nor, act as a parent, or play hero, but you can go so far and Tila is already crossing the line with her underaged fans. You may not agree with this entry, but just because you're infamous and have been featured in dirty magazines that can be found in underground subways and gas stations, let alone, being a female, doesn't mean you're above the law. Interestingly, Dateline NBC's To Catch a Predator predators are all men. Why are there no female predators? They do exist. I watched plenty clips on YouTube and found no female predators. Sexiest, definitely. Am I saying Tila is a predator? This is my opinion and I think she is about to become one, or hell, already is. But like I said, this is my opinion.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

0 Tila's Lindsay Lohan

Going to Tila's twitter is what I do before going to her gossip *cough* celebrity news website. You know, there's the saying: You have to work hard for your meal. Well, if Tila wants traffic, she needs to write something worthy enough for me to stop by...which is successful only when she's talking about herself. I get celebrity news elsewhere.

Anyways, so Tila must be jumping with joy. Why? Read the entry below:

Monday, July 5, 2010

1 Bitch, you be trollin!...and other stuff.

I know what you might be thinking: Is Tila acting like "trollin" is a new internet slang? I mean, seriously!!!! Observe the delicious entry below:

Sunday, July 4, 2010

0 Yes, I am humble!

Happy 4th of July, everyone! I hope you'll have a good time today! To celebrate this holiday (though real celebration is having Tila finally retiring from Hollywood like she once stated), our mogul-wanna-be friend left us a positive message! But, as usual, her positive message never coexist without contradiction or hypocrisy...or both.

Friday, July 2, 2010

0 Love, Hate, Hypocrisy, and more Lies!

Jesus, who let this dog out? First, I want you to witness the contradiction Tila obviously fails to see: