Wednesday, July 28, 2010

4 Someone Pass me a Fucking Tissue!

UPDATE AT THE BOTTOM PAGE!!!!

Hey, I did a new photoshop manipulation! Hope you guys like it. I did this yesterday and is too lazy to change the quote. "How the fuck do I get out of here?!" is actually funnier. Anyways, enjoy!


I swear to God, I am so sick and tired of Titla bitching about having a fucking rough life! I had to make new label called "feel sorry for me!" just to accommodate the annoyance we have to endure! BITCH needs to stop whining and worry about how the world is viewing her! I mean, we've read this shit before! From her DEAR DIARY: POSITIVE VS NEGATIVE=HERE’S MY NEUTRAL OPINION:




I love how she made it sound like she has no fucking food in her apartmansion or threatening to become anorexic, but earlier tweeted this shit:





No, but she loves to expose her inner emotions, post videos, and publish thoughts on her site, though!


Not that I care to say the least, but Tila rambles about having a rough life and never explained exactly what happened throughout her childhood life. According to her, though, Mommy and Daddy weren't nice to her, she had to work in some flea market, selling clothes at age eleven (thinking it's just as bad as some sweat shop), and getting into trouble with the law. Yeah, she has an affinity with the law, unlike most of us. Please. Must I say thousands of people actually endured much worse than this twat? Apparently, she doesn't get it and is such an ungrateful bitch!


Because you act like one, dumbass.


You still don't know what that means. Please, look it up, along with stalker.



Are you serious?! Aparently, you lived under some rock to acknowledged such people like Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King, Ghandi just to name a few, made an impact to our society. And you know what, bitch? They got famous for striving to make better for our society! What the fuck have you done to better the world?! Absolutely nothing!!!! You are an antithesis! You take off your clothes, which the general audience are underage, mind I tell you, you used Casey Johnson's death for public gain (and had the fucking balls to write such entry of missing someone who you barely know?! FUCK YOU!) You just keep on insulting Casey and her family! She isn't your wife! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD and NEVER mention her name again if you truly want to respect her, you dumb vile woman! We know you're referring to Casey Johnson, and not Linda Strawberry, otherwise you would phone her ass up and this piece of shit entry would not be posted! And don't get me started with your fake-ass charity thing! It never existed and yet, that didn't FUCKING stop you from panhandling money from your own fans! SHAME ON YOU!!!!! And you wonder why so many people hates your ass!

You don't need to have a fucking voice to help the world, too! If you seriously want to make a positive impact, start volunteering! Join local organizations. Or hell, join the Navy! It isn't that fucking hard. But, no. You want the world to focus on you and admire your efforts. That, my idiotic friend, is not a genuine effort to better the world. It is what you do on normal basis: I'll do anything...as long it can lead me to fame. Um, hello, Celebrity Rehab anyone? Or, better yet:

"In closing, I was actually supposed to go on a 2 week charity run in Africa starting October this year, and ironically, one of the stops in Africa that I was going to do some charity work at is in UGANDA where all of this is happening right now! Although my PR people told me that it’s a very dangerous place and that they suggest that I not go, I still didn’t care. I want to go. I want to help people. When my friends found out that I had signed up to go to Africa this October for 2 weeks to do charity work, one stop being in UGANDA, all of my friends told me that I should not go!"

This was taken from your Uganda entry, remember? No, of course not. Did you really had any fucking intentions to go to Africa, just like you said you were going to adopt a child from there? What about a child from Haiti or Russia? You never planned to adopt children and instead, mock and insult what's considered one of the world's painful experiences many people face. This includes, but not limited to, miscarriage and rape jokes you've previously made. If you're genuinely planning to make a positive impact to our society, I have bad news for you, bitch: YOUR REPUTATION IS ALREADY RUINED. Your future ambassadorship is non-existent, but please, continue daydreaming you will be and prove us all wrong because for once, we would like to be fucking wrong! Bitch, you're just upset and full of hate because you despise those who are very successful and were treated right. The way you cope all these negative feelings inside you is by lashing out and taking out your anger over the internet.

Your TilaArmy, who are kids, try to be there for you and show support and what the fuck do you do? You make them wait for hours for shitty surprises, demand them to kiss your ass 24/7, and kick anyone out if they question your authority. God, you treat them like shit! You lie, you expose yourself to them, you're just plain sick! You need to change your doctor because I don't see any damned improvements.


Then, why can't you talk straight and stop changing subjects during mid-sentence? You were more coherent back then (STUFF Magazine circa for an example). Also, this was like...random. It just came out of nowhere, folks. Sounds like Tila's trying to convince us something that isn't remotely true!


You've toned down because people, with conscience, begun to took notice of your somewhat illicit actions toward your underage fans and apparently is freaking you out. So, to avoid prosecution, you decide to "tone down" so you wouldn't go back to jail and mark it as your sixth visit. If you disagree, then explain why did you filter the word "pedophile" out from your crappy site?

Yeah, exactly. Anyways, and finally, my favorite part: The car! So, on July 25th, Tila announced she's going to get a new car. The second update is an audio feature basically with the same info, and the third audio clip (which the bitch removed *I've overlooked and found it on site, so not removed*) with the mogul heading to two dealerships with her boo-boo friend, Mr.Bradshaw. Later, she tweeted this and says they missed one appointment and demanded the other to remain opened, adding it's a competition [for business].


Funny how on the night after visiting with a car dealer, she never discussed about the trip until the next day with this tweet:

And she wrote this part in her piece of garbage entry:

Maybe she has some money to buy a car, but it's certainly not what she wants that cost 1.7 million dollars! And now she's going to buy a new house? LOL! The reason why she keeps up with the charade is she knows her fans are too ignorant and would not dare to question and speak their mind, unless it's ass-kissing. But, hopefully, there will be a day she loses a fan, and the cycle repeats to the point she'll have none and will disappear...for good.

UPDATE:

Not long ago, Tila tweeted about her loitering at the dealership. Don't mind the red markings. I blocked the irrelevant tweets out:


No doubt she called them. I mean, who the hell dresses up to shop for cars? And instead of using my excuse, Tila says her car dealer is going to call her if he finds a better car! Hmmmm...didn't I said about that, too?

4 comments:

BigPoppaPhat said...

Yea Yea one post shes broke and has no food right after her super huge UK tour, also Im sure she gets food stamps, and then later on she posts pics of her pretending to shopping for 100k+ cars.

Whats even funnier her MySpace "army" fans still think shes pregnant in her photo comments.

raunchyb said...

I saw a tweet of hers that made me think immediately of this blog. She was arguing with a Lady Gaga fan about the pictures, and she wrote:

"of course, that's fine... I didn't say you couldn't. Just reporting on what every other site has already reported. x" - twitter.com/TilaOMG/status/19873711871

I just had to share that, haha.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

I'm kinda lost here...

raunchyb said...

Sorry if that wasn't clear. Yesterday Tila posted a picture of "Lady Gaga" having sex. There was lots of fuss about it on Twitter, and some Lady Gaga fan was complaining about Tila posting the picture. Tila's defense was that she was just "reporting on what every other site has already reported."

So much for exclusives, I guess.

(Also, most people agreed that the woman in the picture looked nothing like Lady Gaga, and by the time Tila posted it Lady Gaga's PR had denied it was her.)