Happy 4th of July, everyone! I hope you'll have a good time today! To celebrate this holiday (though real celebration is having Tila finally retiring from Hollywood like she once stated), our mogul-wanna-be friend left us a positive message! But, as usual, her positive message never coexist without contradiction or hypocrisy...or both.
Oh, Tila! Always playing victim and acting like the world is out to get you. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Real celebration is having you disappear from the media's attention and start acting like a grown-up and having responsibilities over your own stupid actions! But, in the spirit of a holiday, happy fucking 4th of July, [insert insult name here]!