27 Dear Tila: Go Fuck Yourself

The following few paragraphs are just rants and intended for new readers, so therefore, provided points of interests that veteran haters already know.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: One who goes through hardships but end up surviving and uses their experience to better themselves and help others along the way. Then, there's the other who just bitches, play victim all their life, and wallow in self-pity. Obviously, you know very well who I'm talking about: Tila Tequila.

7 Tila's Narcissism And Her Mind

Don't forget the Adult News Awards will announce their best celebrity sex tape winner between January 18-21. Congratulate Tuna Tequila on her nomination, because, as a natural-born slut she is, deserves to win. This nomination could boost her lacking career into full-fledged adult business. Of course, due to her old age, she'll be labeled under "Mothers I Like to Fuck" category. Sorry, Grandma Tit, but you are not young and to make matters worse, you fucked up your face after going under the knife. Anyways, with her dumbass projects put to side for now, I want to discuss about narcissism, express my opinions on Tila's strategies of getting our attention, how you can beat her own game, and other topics you might find interesting.

C O N T E N T S:
Narcissism
Playboy Discovery
False Persona
Height
Vietnam War Generation
Myspace Conspiracy
Stuff Magazine
A Shot At Penicillin [Love]
Casey Johnson
Thien's Duration with Casey Johnson
Old Friend's Testimony
ASAL Helped Gay Marriage Legal?
Mirror, Mirror On the Wall
Criticism Intolerance
Fake Fans
Grandiosity
Give Her Some Love
Care For Her Not

10 If Not 2011, Then 2012?

Back in November 17th, I did a review on Tila's big plans for 2011 video, a video of her rambling about being in movies that will make its way to your theaters in 2011. Obviously, you're wondering what movie? Exactly. It didn't happen. Although, she did managed to suck a lot of cocks to get a walk-in role for a now cancelled show "Shit My Dad Says". I just love how Tila had the nerve to add "popular tv show" when it obviously wasn't.

"I also just landed a role on uh, really funny, popular tv show on CBS."

"you're going to seeing a lot of me in the big screen in 2011"
Fucking hilarious.

8 Howard Stern Fucks $5 Dollar Whore Again

Last week, I was asked if Miss Tila ever received her high school diploma or GED and my response was I don't know and began mocking about her interest of returning to college (fuck adopting and helping single mothers out there) and surprise, surprise, got a tweet by the hogul herself:

0 Tila Tequila Quitting Hollywood? Again?

I always thought Tila would get some quick cash to help fund her drug addictions whenever submitting "you call this news?" to RadarOnline, but forgotten about this:

And you think after being lied too, RadarOnline would say fuck off. Guess not.

9 Calling Out For SYF (Single Yellow Female)

Anyone seen a movie called Single White Female starring Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh? If you haven't, I think you should just to get an idea of what I'm going to say. So, now that Tila blogged about moving to New York city, she is seeking a roommate and is "so serious" about it:

32 Maybe Tila Will Do a PSA For Suicide Prevention Next

I would like to write a review about Tila's so-called "Celebrity Charity Tabloid Roast" she'd attended just recently but since there are no clips of her getting roasted (like she doesn't get roasted every day if I may add), I'll just link to an interesting entry written by Ghost Rider Radio regarding about this charity event. Good stuff, GRR!

Someone from Tila's flog wrote a comment that pretty much can be agreed upon:

11 Tila Tequila at the Hangover 2 premiere?

Before I discuss about Tila's alleged appearance at the Hangover 2 premiere, I want to briefly focus on Tila's fashion and mock the hell out of this fucking idiot.

22 Review on Tila's Royal Wedding Commentary

Hello, everybody! I have not disappeared. I have been busy writing this entry for the past few days now. Sorry I couldn't get this done sooner as you know how life can be: Shit comes up or you're just too lazy. Anyways, I thought I wanted to show you my work in progress to keep you guys entertained. Hopefully, I'll get this done soon enough. In the meantime, please enjoy!
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A quick letter to Tila Tequila: Dear Tila, I regretfully inform you my absence to watch your live commentary was compromised and was unable to view your session as sleep was more imperative on my part, so I hope you'll understand and not be disappointed upon this information, thanks.

Sincerely, QOCAP

36 Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There?

NEW UPDATE @ bottom page: "Kid, you can't rap for shit!" - Tila Tequila to Justin Bieber.

Thanks to deluwiel for the link!

For those who have been keeping up with Tila's charade for long time, would know this nasty yellow alien porn star slash prostitute, has a deviant love for minors. We're not kidding. Why is this twat not in jail is still baffling beyond me. Anyways, this entry is rather short and to the point:

From RadarOnline article, prior to Justin's (God, I can't stand that kid) celebrity status, he'd posted a message to Tila under a pseudo name from YouTube:

10 I'm Gonna Quit Smoking!

I love waking up and discovering Tila's latest antics! Gosh, you readers, are so quick I can't even catch up! I had these tweets saved since December and knew they were going to be important later on. I guess Ting-Ting is just too predictable.

19 Tila Wynn, Ting-Ting, Tina, Tila, You're Still a Na Dang Hooker!

A thanks to deluwiel for the link!

"I feel like an adult now. I feel like a woman. I feel like, uhhh...*methsmack* you know, umm...the girl last year, I feel like that girl is soooo far away. I feel like, she's dead." - Tila Tequila.

8 Tila Found New Love! No, It's Not Onyx

Wedding bells ringing, rose petals falling, people cheering, and us fearing...

14 Tila Denied and Still in Denial

So, our mogul skank attended American Music Awards After Party, doing her best to sound she's among the important standard show-up celebrity list, but according to TheWrap.com, was denied VIP entrance instead!

13 It's All About Me, Me, Me, Me

Hmmmmm...really, Tila?

YOU FAILED, Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen!

What? No photos of your new mansion and blogged this crap instead?

8 Lunatic, Mentally Unstable Garry Sun Gets a Restraining Order

Wow. Lunatic? Mentally unstable? A loony? Danger to the society? Tila, you've finally admit it you're all those! Oh, shit. You're talking about Garry Sun. My bad. Someone please buy this whore a mirror. Broken or not, a fucking mirror please. And where's our gratitude about being skeptic as well? Some skank you are.

11 Both of You Shut the Fuck Up

UPDATE 10/29/2010

I've always assumed this is just another publicity stunt, but after watching Garry Sun's video (thanks to Joann for the link!), I may change my mind. Garry is trying to persuade the world Tila not only kidnapped someone, but is also responsible for Casey Johnson's death. Now, I can't think of any haters out there not ponder if this monster played any role, so I wouldn't be surprised if Tila is found guilty. Hell, even I still think this whore had some responsibility. However, the big difference is, it is strictly an opinion of ours, but he insist of knowing the truth and said this:

18 Cheap Fashion Slut, Plus, Post Birthday Party Bash

UPDATE! Thanks for the wonderful haters!

I can't wait until this whore dies. Where is Jane when we need her?

So, Tila went to Mr. Chow restaurant on her birthday (as opposed to going to Egypt), a place where many celebrities actually go to and believes Jame Franco was there for the purpose of her small party. Thankfully, he got out of there just in time because the skank showed up "two hours" late and had not infected him with whatever disease the whore has. Her little party went swell. What more could a person ask for to complete your birthday party when you have other untalented hated famewhores like Michael Lohan and Kate Major (whom I've never heard of until now) there to celebrate with you? It's like, I'm so jealous!.........NOT.

17 I'm Too Focused On Myself!

What was expected to be a "private sexual seduction", turns out to be another narcissistic act of Tila making weird, but scary facial expressions from her "glamroom". A nineteen seconds of life I'll never get back sadly. Nothing new, even I wouldn't recommend you watching it.

5 I Am So Excited To Be "Apart" of This Charity!

Already this whore thinks she's doing good for the mankind. She'd already labeled herself as a humanitarian. According to dictionary.com: