A quick letter to Tila Tequila: Dear Tila, I regretfully inform you my absence to watch your live commentary was compromised and was unable to view your session as sleep was more imperative on my part, so I hope you'll understand and not be disappointed upon this information, thanks.
C O N T E N T S: (listed in no particular order)
- How to detect when someone is lying
- The art of methsmack and alienese
- Tila's commentary Overview
- To respect or not to respect?
- Paparazzi and the Media
- Fun With Questions
- Tila's sexuality
I N T R O
I was reluctant about making a transcript of Tila's royal commentary because the thought of typing down every words (or the words that I could hear) and the video being almost an hour long, weren't very appealing to me. Much to my distress, actually. But, the motivation behind the transcript was the royal wedding after all. Had it been for something else, I would not even bother. So, this is indeed a special report. Will I do this again? Well, it has to be interesting and special and I'm very fortunate it's so seldom.
I've made the transcript because I do not find Tila's voice pretty at all. If I had to do a comparison, she has the same level of nuisance to Rosie O'Donnell. Not just their voice, but looks as well if I may add. The transcript is also useful when it comes to picking out Tila's most ludicrous statements (such as believing Prince Charles and Princess Diana's wedding has some connections with Tila's birth) and not have to bother listening or seeing her disgusting face on my beautiful monitor.
T I L A 'S     C O M M E N T A R Y     O V E R V I E W
I've read some opinions before having my chance of watching Tila's post-live video and it doesn't surprise me of the things people said. I was rather embarrassed throughout the entire segment and had the urge of punching her in the face like never before. Did any one of you wanted to just...jump on your monitor and choke that stupid alien bitch like I did?! My blood boiled, literally.
I will state the obvious: Tila Tequila does not know how to comment, let alone, comprehend that word. Despite the fact her royal wedding commentary is terrible and offensive, but there is a special side to this clip for the wrong reason on Tila's behalf: Unlike live segments, we are under no pressure of fearing mistakes as it can be corrected and have the luxury of taking our time when needed. Since her commentary video was live, we had an opportunity to observe the way she thinks (yeah, who knew?) and how she conveys her thoughts into words. And I tell you, the result is hilarious...and sad, too, but mostly hilarious.
From my observation, Tila looked uncomfortable, if not, anxious, and I think I know why: 1: Commenting on a subject you know nothing about and 2: your lack of intelligence. When you don't have those tools, you're bound to make an ass out of yourself and be a laughingstock to whomever is watching you. In the world of media, publicity stunts are necessary...even if you're among the Z-List category like this twit for an example. Whatever stunts Tila did and you thought it was clever, remember it was all strategically planned out by her PR and not Tila herself. If you've read the transcript or simply watched her video, it makes you wonder, right? I mean, for someone who claims to read these type of books, sure can't say anything without sounding retarded. Publicity stunt perhaps? I beg to differ. Tila is just a stupid alien whore.
Throughout the segment, Tila seemed clueless about the British Monarchy and to pass time, resorted to talking about herself, singing Christmas songs, and even offended the people of United Kingdom by purposely calling William, Henry. And for that, I would like to personally offer a sincere apology to the people of UK. She is an embarrassment to the United States. How did Tila got into this commentary bandwagon to begin with? According to her, Ustream have asked her to. Not because they thought she would do a wonderful job, but for this very reason: To see her make a total ass out of herself. I doubt the ad revenue made lots of profit off her video, so my sentiment's gotta be right!
Along with her incoherent speech, I'm sure people were annoyed whenever she fidgets with her hair, along with that incessant lip-smacking of hers. We understand she suffers from dyskinesia and not from a car accident as she claims, but for God's sake, it's annoying as hell. Her epic "live" video surely supported our evidence of Tila's own stupidity and her inability to convey thoughts into words that resonates a mature, intelligent woman, but rather, of a child. So the question now becomes, does Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen suffer from a speech impediment? This will be further discussed in the appropriate section.
And lastly, there was a special guest appearance! That's right! Caroline took over Miss Tila's alien body and babbled shit here and there. But, no, really. It was just Tila trying to talk with a British accent and failing miserably at it. Seriously. Her kiddie and perverted fans must tell her to shut the fuck up and go back to hooking.
T O   R E S P E C T   O R   N O T   T O   R E S P E C T?
"I just don't want to disrespect the royal wedding because this is a very historic moment and this is...uh, you know, my live commentary on the royal wedding. So, I'm just having fun with it but, um, I can have a lot more fun with it but I don't want to disrespect this moment because this is a very special moment." - Tila Tequila
This is a fucking idiot who shows up on her webcam, dressed up like a whore, talking mostly about herself, and deliberately referring William to his younger brother, Henry. All the above is enough to show Tila was mocking and disrespecting the people of United Kingdom since the beginning of her shitty commentary that isn't remotely a commentary to begin with. Why do I think Tila was bullshitting us about William's name? Are you kidding me? When all of us heard about the royal wedding, it was clearly said, shown, and written, who was betrothed. How can anyone miss that memo when it's been rubbed on our faces?
I have more to back up my theory. Since I didn't watch it live and still haven't seen it (as I have no interest in seeing so), I would assume there was a subject title that says something like "Live royal wedding of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Kate Middleton" on your screen. Prince William's name was mentioned at 04: 53 and yet, she still called him Henry afterward. At one point, Tila said she keeps getting Henry mixed up with Harry. Another time, a chatter asked her a dumbass question and added, "and it's William." So, what does she do and say? Tila gave a smug and answered a question instead. The only time she was close of getting his name right was Will and Kate from "Will and Grace."
So, what was her purpose of calling William, Henry then? Isn't it obvious? To get the media talking about her latest stupidity. After all, no publicity is bad publicity! At this point, I wouldn't call it stupidity, but a failed attempt to get the world all riled up. If no one will remember what I'll say, I'll probably be a desperate idiot and do the same and have people remember me for getting names mixed up just like people remember Paris Hilton for her sex tape.
P A P A R A Z Z I   A N D   T H E   M ED I A
"I feel so bad for them because there's so much media and press going on...and so much pressure on them that they can't enjoy their wedding and there's these young kids who're just in love and wanna get married but they have this whole world on their shoulders right now to make it like a job and all the media and the paparazzi which unfortunately...killed Princess Diana..." Tila Tequila
What a stupid bitch.
I don't care what is Tila's relationships with the paparazzi, but the media is not too friendly to her and their disdain has its own merit and to retaliate, says something what a stupid, vindictive, ignorant woman would say. There's always a controversy and Princess Diana's death is no exception. So, don't be shoot your fucking mouth off (unless it's sperm) if you don't have facts, let alone, evidence to back up your case, you dumb bitch!
Yes, I agree what happened to Princess Diana is tragic, like with so many unfortunate deaths of others, but to solely blame it on the paparazzi and the media is really stupid. And for the record, William and Kate are not celebrities, nor kids. They are part of the British Monarchy and privacy is sacrificed. Let the world know Tila phones many paparazzi as possible and later bitches about not having privacy of her own. Yeah, stupid and desperate much?
T I L A 'S   S E X U A L I T Y
"Do you guys think I'll end up marrying a guy or girl? A lot of people ask me that question but, um, you know, it's just...I don't-I don't see people as colors or...you know, gay, straight, lesbian, or black, white, Asian, I just...I just...when I meet someone, I just find a bond with them and I don't think about whether it's a guy or girl."
Am I the only one who doesn't give a rat's ass about her sexual orientation? I mean, really, Tila? You're still annoying people with your "oh, guess my preference" shit? She acts like the world wants to be with her. I can't think of a person in their right mind wanting to win her heart! I mean, seriously! Tila is such a trashy piece of meat that I could have sworn I saw maggots somewhere on her body! With so many people she has fucked with, you can expect your relationship with her turn sour within a week. Tila is a nymphomaniac, therefore, will cheat on you. Here's a warning to anyone thinking about dating her: She'll break your heart. Find someone else who isn't a narcissist. Don't take my word for it. Tila tweeted it herself.
So, Tila doesn't view people based on their race and sexuality, correct? Hmmm...do explain these tweets to us, please: "No homo" and "Cuz 1st of all, that Monkey face dude who beats women didn't sue ME for 2million. I SUED HIM!!!! & I did NOT LOSE THAT CASE! TMZ IS SHIT."
Tila, sweetie, I understand you're a narcissist with some serious issues, but, do you ever ask yourself: Why do I have so many haters? Well, I hope you'll have a moment of clarity some day and come to your senses, I really do. And your ambiguous answer regarding about your sexual preference does not impress me one bit. If you choose a girl, I don't care. If you choose a guy, I don't care, either. Why make this a big fucking deal? NO ONE CARES.
N A R C I S S I S M
I have this really old book called "Personality and the Behavioral Disorders", published in 1984 to be exact. I would like to share an excerpt despite it being archaic. The definition from its past and present are still relatively the same.
Histrionic, Narcissistic, and Paranoid Personality Disorders
"Although these disorders are distinguished across several critical dimensions, it can be observed that individuals so labeled share a penchant for drawing attention to themselves. Histrionic behavior is characterized by overly dramatic, reactive, and intense emotional behaviors and disturbances in interpersonal functioning. Requirements for DMS-III diagnosis include at least three of the following symptoms: self-dramatization, or exaggerated affective expressions; incessant attention seeking; craving for activity and excitement; overreaction to insignificant events, and irrational, angry outbursts or tantrums.
At least two disturbances in interpersonal relationships are needed, and histrionic persons are often described as insincere, shallow, egocentric, self-indulgent, inconsiderate, vain, demanding, dependent, helpless, manipulative, and/or constantly seeking reassurance. If these characteristics are present and stable across situations in constellation, it is not difficult to imagine that interpersonal styles are aversive and detrimental to forming lasting emotional bonds among adults.
Histrionic behaviors or inclinations have been observed among men, but diagnosticians consider this disorder to be more closely associated with the feminine gender. Cloninger et al. (1975) suggested that women whose behavior is antisocial are often labeled hysterical as opposed to so sociopathic. It has been questioned whether hysteria is a milder, feminine manifestation of sociopathy antisocial personality. That is, whether this is a diagnostic bias among clinicians or whether, in fact, hysteria represents sex-specific behavior is not known. Nevertheless, women who are classified as histrionic are often said to be physically attractive and seductive in their sexual behavior. They are described as generating high initial interpersonal appeal, but their interpersonal relationships are said to be intense and short-lived.
The histrionic person is characterized as one who attempts to control others through interpersonal manipulation. Further, as has been said of women collectively, histrionic persons typically show little interest in intellectual pursuits and are easily influenced, particularly by authority figures. Somatic complaints are also cited as common.
The history narcissistic personality disorder can be traced to Freud's early writings (Freud, 1914/1957). Recent descriptions, however, differ substantially from Freud's original formulations. According to the DSM-III conceptualization, the narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by grandiose notions of self-importance or uniqueness; fantasies of unlimited success, power, or ideal love; exhibitionism, and need for constant attention and admiration; and cool indifference or rage, shame, and humiliation in response to criticism, indifference of others, or failure. The DSM=III also requires at least two of the following features: feeling of entitlement or expectation of special favors without assuming reciprocal responsibilities; exploitativeness; fluctuations between extreme feelings of over-idealization and devaluation; and, absence of empathic regard.
Narcissistic individuals are said to be more concerned with appearance than substance and to engage in activities for the benefit of impression rather than self-satisfaction. Commonly associated features include depression, somatic complaints, deception, and transient psychotic symptomatology."
Here's something that caught my eyes. "Narcissistic individuals are said to be more concerned with appearance than substance and to engage in activities for the benefit of impression rather than self-satisfaction."
"I'm sorry for looking a little bit...disgruntled...or, that's not the word. I'm sorry if I've looked a little bit um, not fixed up for whatever, but uh, it's three thirty in the morning! I'm in my bed! Soooo, um, yeah."
Oh, really, Tila?