Tuesday, November 30, 2010

23 Tila's Mansion!

ATTENTION: Please do not share Tila's new home address on this site for policy and security reasons. Anyone do, and your comment will be deleted! Thank you. Carry on!

For God's sake, don't watch this clip with your speakers on! I had to endure it for obvious reasons. Want to know how a narcissist behaves? Well, now's your chance. As a narcissist, you must be in your lingerie while giving your underage fans a tour. You must discuss about your stockings and your lingerie, but most importantly, must talk in front of a mirror, forgetting to realize the viewer is interested about the new home than the midget skank before their eyes. In other words, can this skank ever show us a clip without her face literally right on our monitors? I'm just say'n.

I think Tila was consuming energy drinks with um, pills today (I'll discuss about that too) and hence, was under the influence because she not only rant about the tiniest things around the house (mainly the lights, thinking they're part of alien ships probably), but sang random shit and yap with a British accent spontaneously here and there. I think that was pretty weird. Her singing is god awful. It reminds of me of those crazy people who sings and rants loudly on trains. And Tila, stop playing that goddamn tune and compose new ones already. Jesus Christ.

8 Tila's True Color towards TilaArmy


Once a bitch, always a bitch.

For someone who is still below a "z list" category, and hardly respected, sure likes to fuck with her fans. If stupid people did not exist, Tila would certainly not be where she's now. Dead, I can imagine. I'm sure this twit treated her idiotic, easily influenced, fans like shit since she hit the dead Myspace page, but I rather bring up her latest insults instead. Ever since Tila announced she's pregnant, she referred herself as "Mama T" and a "mogul". What's wrong with these names? She is neither. It's like referring myself as a Caucasian when I'm not. Although she no longer refers herself as a "mogul" (gee, I wonder why?), but to this day, has a passion of naming herself as "Mama T" which is subtly her way of insulting those who suffered miscarriages and the orphans.

Monday, November 29, 2010

8 Tila Found New Love! No, It's Not Onyx

Wedding bells ringing, rose petals falling, people cheering, and us fearing...

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

14 Tila Denied and Still in Denial

So, our mogul skank attended American Music Awards After Party, doing her best to sound she's among the important standard show-up celebrity list, but according to TheWrap.com, was denied VIP entrance instead!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

33 What Vogue? Database011010 is Tila!

Back in November 12th, Tila announced she was going to be in Italian's version of Vogue magazine:
This morning, Tila shared us her narcissistic excitement about being "featured" in some magazine called The Source, a magazine, which, I've never heard of until now. If you're wondering about the Italian Vogue project, consider that as a big typo on Tila's behalf. However, it is also plausible regardless as Vogue magazines are monthly released; but that is not to say she can't share us a preview, right? Vogue magazines are known to have gaunt and tall models. Why in the world would they accept this midget whore if she's not even five feet tall? Hell, this skank is not respected in most media outlets (unless they're trash where she's welcomed), but instead, a joke like William Hung from American Idol. Passing amusements, right?

Sunday, November 14, 2010

14 Walking On Fried Rice

Bella Honey Soul posted a brief article of Tila's upcoming musical porn video called "Walking on Thin Ice" composed and performed by Yoko Ono, and judging by the photos we've seen, it looks like a knife and stabbing will be involved!

God damn, Tila Tequila looks really awful. That Asian upper eyelid surgery apparently did not go well or it's still in healing process.  Sad.

8 Do You Think Tila Played a Role in Johnson's Death?

A commentator, N Poko, from the Tilasrotspot, provided an interesting entry posted by Blonde Blogger regarding about Casey Johnson's death. It is really interesting and should be read and I want to help spread it. Click here to read the entry, otherwise, proceed on.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

10 This Is How A Dumbass Loser Thinks

UPDATE AT BOTTOM

This is the best news? wtf? Just like having your sex tape is the worst thing that could happen to anybody as well, right bitch?

As we all know by now, Garry Sun was unfortunately late for a court hearing which ultimately granted this whore a three-year restraining order, plus one hundred yards instead of ten this time, all because he was late. Honestly, as much as I want this ugly nasty bitch to go down (I don't mean hands and knees) or put in jail (even better), I didn't have confidence in Garry Sun when he failed to prove otherwise and suspected he would lose had he shown up. A letter means nothing.

Friday, November 12, 2010

13 It's All About Me, Me, Me, Me


Hmmmmm...really, Tila?

YOU FAILED, Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen!

What? No photos of your new mansion and blogged this crap instead?

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

24 Poor, Poor Tila and Other Shitfest

Wow. How dumb can you be and never anticipate some hater would take the time off rummaging through your old garbage, Titla? You know, there's that beautiful saying: One man's garbage is another man's treasure. That's what I love about Tila's archives. She tries so hard to delete files or hopes no one would figure out the real truth behind the words she say or the words she types. Her AOI constantly falls for her bullshit. Why is that? Sure, they're idiots, but I think there's a deeper reason we're so dying to know. I consider this a phenomenon that deserves to be studied. If someone constantly lies to you and it's blatant, a normal human being would confront the liar or find a better person. But not Tila Army. I speculate with others that perhaps Tila's fans are psychologically messed up and suffer low self-esteem. Other possibility is Tila creating fake accounts to deceive the general public of having a large fanbase, when in reality, have few and most are underage.

Monday, November 8, 2010

8 Tila's Pee-Wee House #2

When I'd finished reading Tila's latest entry regarding about her new mansion, I felt a déjà vu all over again. I recommend you read her old entry about moving away back in February of this year:

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

4 I Have Real Vampire Fangs!

I've always assumed, at the age of an adult, you know, like thirty, that stupidity was meant for Paris "Skanky" Hilton, but I guess stupidity does not discriminate age. I think this is one of the most agonizing entry I'd ever read to date. The way she described her Halloween day was just so...ineffable. Best words to describe how I felt was imagine someone telling you a story, but adding an excessive amount of unnecessary details. What contributed to this painful reading was her lack of basic writing style...or should I say, blogging? Anyone with a common sense know real vampire fangs don't exist, so my guess is she's intentionally fabricating crazy dumb shit in order to keep the haters and bloggers discussing about her. Whatever floats her boat because I enjoy insulting her.