104 Hoe, You Gotta Be Kidding Me

Because I refuse to download Tila's pitiful application she's been working on since 2009, I can't review on this part but read opinions about her app that were all negative (last time I'd checked). From what I've seen, though, I think it's a complete waste of space, but most of all, pointless. All you need to do is check her crack rants from twitter and you've got all the boring self-absorbed latest news from Tila herself. I'm sure someone will put her new (oh my God) songs on YouTube if she ever releases them, so what's the fucking point? To look cool?

15 Tila Merch Ideas!

Awwwwww..her birthday is officially over. I hope the hag finally finished her crocodile tears by now and is having fun in Egypt with her friends, and at the same time, moving in her new three-floor mansion! Who knew she was omnipresent? Why couldn't this skank find a better photo of herself than this piece of scary garbage? It literally has the word, "psycho" all over the pic!

11 Tila Merch! Opening Never!

10 Retweet: Liar Liar

LYING - How do you keep your naive platform from leaving you? Even if you're infamous and is failing at everything, your worst fear is losing them. So, what do you do? Well shit, if they're children and dumb, you might as well fool them. After all, Tila even says she has the world fooled. With all these tweets I've collected, it's no wonder how Grandma Tila was successful of seducing the children with her superficial charm (her primary weapon) and earned their trust and loyalty.

3 Oh, Tila, Your Past is Catching Up With You

I was digitally going through Tila's old garbage blog and oh, boy, did I find some interesting things I'm sure Tila would regret of saying in the first place!