Friday, December 31, 2010

31 2010 Rewind: Tila's Biggest Failure

Tomorrow will be a new year and with that, I anticipate more failure coming from our favorite mogul besides sucking lots of dicks for more cash (cause, ya know, she's a prostitute) for 2011! It's like, I can't hardly wait!

So, what do you think was Tila's biggest failure for 2010? Here's my list:

1. Celebrity gossip blog
2.) Tila's Iphone apps
3. Tila Merch

Well, happy new year and I hope the whore will continue to act more stupid than ever to remain relevant!

Friday, December 24, 2010

18 Happy Holidays!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

25 Hooking Up With Tila Tequila Book Review

I like to thank MissTilaOMG (not the real Tila Tequila), for sharing us this link:

By Jef Otte, Thu., Nov. 11 2010

Perhaps more than ever in this reality show age we live in, it can be difficult to know what the hell famous people are even famous for -- and nobody, besides maybe Paris Hilton, exemplifies that "famous for being famous" phenomenon better than Tila Tequila. In her completely un-clamored-for memoir, Tequila's main mission seems to be to justify that fame; though the official subtitle is A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success and Being the Life of the Party, it might as well be I don't care what you think of me, but it really bugs me that that's what you think of me.

Monday, December 20, 2010

7 Tila Tequila, Got Your Feelings Hurt From Online?

Found this, but can't find its origin, though.

14 Dear Tila, Stop Impersonating

Dear Skank,

Please stop impersonating as the haters, thank you. For someone who constantly call haters stalkers, it sure doesn't make any sense of welcoming them back. Do you even know what a "stalker" is?

Monday, December 13, 2010

40 Sorry, TilaArmy, But Haters Are Too Important

Desperate times call for desperate measures, right Tila? Despite the fans' plea, the wicked witch made the decision based on volition rather than vote to allow haters back...all for the sake of site traffic, which is a total fail *coughs celebrity gossip blog coughs*. Apparently, the skank wasn't too thrilled about her site analysis. I'm sure those online ventures, who are paying for ad space, aren't too thrilled themselves, so what's a nasty slut got to do? Bring back the haters!!!!!! Screw you, fans! Wow. Tila basically spit on them again and they still act she's innocent!

Sunday, December 12, 2010

36 A Chat with a Tila Army Soldier!

Okay, this was both interesting and agonizing at the same time. It was agonizing because I had to diminish my I.Q. and pretend to be one of Tila Army fans, so I had to do some pseudo ass-kissing! Yes, the horror! I was on Twitter and checked the Tila Army search page and some fan posted a link to her tinychat page. Since I was bored, I decided to chat with a fan to see how her brain functions and well, you decide. I randomly picked a name of Lili. Damn. I kinda messed up on my url at the end but whatever. I swear to God, she was not reading my messages and was dodging important questions. So Tila, right? Anyways, there are some little humor (or least I think so) here and there. ENJOY!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

6 A Tumbleweed In The Wind

This was done out of request. In the height of recent event, Tila had comments set on approval and taunted the haters of losing their privileges to have fun with this whore and thus, effected her site traffic...pretty drastically. The evidence speaks for itself, folks. Thanks to Tila for helping prove our case! Of course, the skank will disagree cause her ego is bigger than those fake wonky titties of hers, but when evidence is shown, her sentiments don't mean shit.

Friday, December 10, 2010

22 A Victory Without a Start?

Hello, everybody! Not so long ago, Tila tweeted the possibility of allowing haters to return only on the condition that they behave. That's like telling the sun to not shine at all. Is this stupid ugly bitch that retarded? I'm sure they'll be more aggressive and resume posting her new home address. Oh, noes! Tila, you better filter some numbers and street signs, girl!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

55 Yes, This Is So Shocking!

Tila, you certainly have a fucked up mind. I'm just say'n. Moving on. The entry is about Tila "shocked" about some blogger, who have a history of being mean to her (according to her statement), finally wrote what she considers a "shocking, interesting" message. I guess this moron is very easy to please. Granted, the blogger didn't lash out at her but, the entry itself contains one fucking paragraph and already this whore is drooling like a dog and overreacted.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

37 General Chat: What's On Yo Mind?

So, while our little embarrassed, hater-obsessed tyranny boss slash mogul slash bitch slash whore slash hooker and etc is recouping, I think this would be a pleasant time to get to know each other and share our interests. This entry will also be a place to discuss about Tila herself as well. All I ask is that we keep the conversations spam free and general friendly. We are more civilized and mature than this twit and her naive minions. Also, depending on the comment count, it will be necessary to create a new entry and close the other because it would suck to keep scrolling down. I hope that's cool with you guys. That said, shoot away!

P.S. for the haters who haven't gotten the memo, please read Dear Visitors: A Proposal and participate in this plan!

Friday, December 3, 2010

21 Haters Are Now Officially Banned! Wah!

I guess our little angel of God is still angry at us. Gee, I thought for someone who claims to be all grown-up would be mature enough to handle this drama like an reasonable adult, guess not. So much for spreading positive energy.

Taste your own medicine, you sore loser.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

44 Dear Visitors: A Proposal

A reader, Joann, requested I should share this idea with you guys. This idea had been suggested before as a matter of fact but the lack of attempt got an inclusive result, so it doesn't hurt to try this time. If this proposal succeeds, it would have a devastating effect on our poor Tila Tequila, but most importantly, devastate her ad revenue and site traffic, which is part of her income since she doesn't have a full-time job (unless she's still hooking quietly).

Without haters, Tila would be more less than what she is today, whatever the fuck that is. There are more haters and it is the haters who are the fuels to her demanding needs for attention and the incentive to remain alive. If haters go away, her site will practically be dead because the lack of fanbase. If that wasn't true, then what's with these overwhelming negative comments and thumb downs? Surely Tila and her fans wouldn't pretend to be us to help proof their case that we're all psychos (does voodoo ring any bell?), right? I mean, let's face it, who's more of a psycho by cutting their arms, seducing minors, and proclaiming to save us all from evil as oppose to leaving negative feedbacks?

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

25 Dear Tila, Suck It, You Bitch!

Well, well, well. Tila certainly got served, didn't she? Bitch is mad as hell. But don't worry, she'll be bubbly and oblivious within few hours. See?
This was posted after the haters party, or more politically correct, when someone disclosed her home address and it spread like fire. Honestly, I don't think that was right, but there's nothing we can do now. The damage has been done. Anyone can find each other if they wanted too, so bitch shouldn't get too riled up, but we're talking Tila, here. She's a paranoid mentally ill woman who thinks the world is out to get her. Please.