Tuesday, May 15, 2012

QOCAP Officially Closed

I have closed this blog before but this time, I am officially done blogging here and have no interest of returning. Tila Tequila's career is dead and it is not in my interest to blog about repeated antics. Tila Tequila is the biggest z-list troll out there. Shit, I got more respect towards Snookie and I fucking hate that Pekingese-looking bitch. Tila Tequila is an untalented 30 something loser and I'm done with her pathetic bullshit. She's a nobody. A nobody. A nobody, a nobody, a nobody, a nobody.

I was going to blog about Tuna's adventures at the *cough* rehab as my final entry but said fuck it. I'm tired of her. She makes me really sick and I seriously need to stop. I fucking hate that twat and whenever she's crying her cold, selfish fake-heart out, I hope she envisions of me laughing my head off. Thank you to my readers and for those who contributed! This blog wouldn't be what it is without you! Thank you and I wish you a happy long life except for Ms Tila. Fuck that skeleton meth-head bitch. She ain't worth my time.

QOCAP logging out for good.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

13 Guiding Humanity For Better Tomorrow? I Think Not

All this "I wanna help mankind and lead people" is making me sick to my stomach! Tuna, you are not fooling anyone. You had a chance to prove us, haters, wrong since two-thousand-fucking-ten. All do you is daydream about being so significant to our modern-day society who actually haven't done shit to make our world a better place. Either get your lazy junkie-ass up and start volunteering in homeless shelters or shut the fuck up, already. I will never listen to you, I will never support your dreams, and most of all, I will never, ever, take you seriously. You are the female version of William Hung. And guess what? Hollywood uses him as a joke for people like you: Untalented losers who thinks they got it all. Get over yourself. You are nothing. Get a job as a porn star or just go away. Your career is finished. That being said, let's move the fuck on!

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

6 Dial A Desperate Now!

My original plan was to hold off posting until my return from Anime Central this weekend but due to crack o' clock activities, changed my mind.

Crack O'Clock Time

From yesterday morning:
Oh, how cute! Gina finally found Tuna a "big" audition she has for today! I wonder what it could be! Pretty Whoreman 2? Maybe an audition for a victim role in Law and Order SVU perhaps? Whatever this mysterious audition is, it must be big because Tuna says so! Too bad it's unlikely based on her recent rant posts from facebook.

Monday, April 23, 2012

2 I Risked My Life Exposing Illuminati

When you don't have any more projects to do in entertainment industry because your career is basically dead, you resort to trolling on your facebook page, in desperate attempt to get attention to avoid the inevitable fate of oblivion. Isn't that right, Tuna?

I was going to offer my final opinions regarding about the USMagazine.com's article on brian aneurysm but said fuck it, it's old anyways. Did you read Tuna's crack o' clock rants from her facebook page just recently? Some funny shit! Tuna's three bullshit rants of attempting to persuade readers she's a changed person is a fucking joke, just like her non-existing recording label, Tila Tequila Records: Does not exist.

Friday, April 20, 2012

8 My new YouTube channel!

Hello, everyone! If you have a youtube channel, why not subscribe to mine at https://www.youtube.com/user/qocap/? I have lots of clips of Tila that you may funny and interesting, so check them out! Big thanks to YT users for uploading these videos and I hope they won't mind me recording some snippets of their videos. FUCK WHAT TUNA HAS TO SAY, THOUGH!

Now that I thought about it, I'm going to link to their channel for each video. Don't know why I didn't thought about doing that in the first place. Anyways, enjoy and don't forget to subscribe, especially if you're a Tila hater!

Saturday, April 14, 2012

27 Dear Tila: Go Fuck Yourself

The following few paragraphs are just rants and intended for new readers, so therefore, provided points of interests that veteran haters already know.

Click here for the Post Rehab news.

There are two kinds of people in this world: One who goes through hardships but end up surviving and uses their experience to better themselves and help others along the way. Then, there's the other who just bitches, play victim all their life, and wallow in self-pity. Obviously, you know very well who I'm talking about: Tila Tequila.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

3 Broken Wings, A Parody of Tuna's Autobiograhpy

Oh, dear! The truth is spilling out! Miss Tuna is pretty excited to write another autobiography, people! I'm sure she's very busy calling every publishing agencies out there to have her story heard rather than take a chill pill for awhile. Why write your bullshit fabricated experience on facebook when you could publish it and earn cash while at it? Anyways, while [sarcasm]the world is anxiously waiting[/sarcasm], despite Tuna claiming to go through "30 days of intense rehab programming" according to her former porn-star manager, it is not likely true. Blogger Ghost Rider Radio has an extensive coverage on this part, so make sure to read it.

Friday, April 6, 2012

9 Old Habits Die Easy For Tuna Apparently

Did Tila Tequila really went to a rehab? I say hell to the fuck no. Here's how it all went down and explains why I think this is all bullshit:

Sunday, April 1, 2012


Tila Tequila, her real and fake fans, are a bunch of psychos. While Tuna is *cough* recuperating at a rehab somewhere in Florida, I took a liberty to create an imaginary Tila fan of my own, combined with characteristics and statements from the army of idiots themselves. (PLEASE NOTE THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY, that said, ENJOY):

Monday, March 19, 2012

24 Tila Tequila - The New Girl 6 Gal

Thanks to MunsterJams and Ghost Rider Radio for this latest news. Looks like Tila's former-porn star manager, Gina Rodriguez, cooked up a new project and Tuna Tequila is going to be her new girl-6 gal!

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

11 Tila Tequila: Illuminati Victim Or Just A Wanna-be?

[I started writing this entry since Monday, so please excuse the first paragraph. The recent news regarding about her latest "stunt" will be discussed in this entry.]

Because Tuna is still quiet and there are no news worthy enough to write about, I've decided to discuss about Tuna's obsession with the Illuminati. No, it's not about sex and lying to her fans this time. I chose to share this for two reasons: To call her out and help expose those secret groups who claims to "rule the world". What I mean by calling her out will be explained later.

First and foremost, all my knowledge were basically obtained from a website called Vigilant Citizen, a website dedicated in exposing about the Illuminati, its mysterious symbols, its connections with the world events, and many others. For those who are new may find this entry vague, hard to understand, and maybe even offensive. To counter-attack this, you must obviously do some research and ultimately decide if these conspiracies are just conspiracies or have truth in them. Though being open-minded would be best. While I won't go into heavy details about the Illuminati, let alone, don't consider myself an expert on this, but will share the most common symbols we see in the media and explain why this is relevant to Tila Tequila.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

33 Hello, Amy Hollywood!

Between very late January and early February days, an unprecedented event of silence took place. Not only was Tuna quiet, but her persistent, foul-mouth, retarded caps-lock-loving troll was as well. Strangely enough, this troll who runs under various twitter accounts, did not wish Tuna a Happy Valentine's Day. My point is, those days of absence felt great and I hope Tuna dear will be less active from now on, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Anyways, looks like Tuna has another personality on board. I will get to that after discussing about her alleged world tour.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

5 Dumbing Down...The Tila Army

It's been a week since the AVN's annual award show and we have yet to hear Tuna Tequila make a statement about her loss to Chyna for best celebrity sex tape 2012. I'm sure this loss is quite devastating because like twitter fellow, OfficialMsTuna, says, not only does Tuna may have to cut down her web chat fees, but even in sex, she just can't simply win. And since a week have passed with no news, I can always rely on Tila's tweets of random fucks for substitution; in this case, proving us once again that her fans, real and fake, are very stupid indeed. So get ready.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

8 Tila Tequila Just Got Corked By Chyna

Well, the winner for best celebrity sex tape 2012 is revealed. In my opinion, I am quite disappointed Tuna Tequila lost because all her life is evolved around masturbation, promiscuity, and among other sexual activities I care not to know. Who is the winner? Chyna. Her real name is Joan Marie Laurer, former female American wrestler turned pornographic actress. Perhaps Tila can become Chyna's protégée? Just a thought.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

5 Tila's Reason Behind Judaism Conversion

Happy Tuesday, everyone! Remember, don't forget the Adult Video News will announce their best celebrity sex tape for 2012 tomorrow. Wish Tila good luck! With that being said, let's move on. This entry is basically a recap. As most of you know, Ghost Rider Radio wrote an entry about the truth behind Tila's reason to Judaism conversion. Normally, I view TMZ as a bunch of morons when it comes to interviewing or writing about Tila Tequila, but I was pretty pleased for what they did.

First of all, contrary to the belief of Tila having friends, which I doubt, she must have some bad ones because they're not encouraging this filth to get help, just like her idiotic tard fans. Don't you just hate enablers? Her fans, that are real, are the true haters. They want her to die. The haters may insult Tila, but they continuously encourage Tila to get some help. Ironic, isn't it? It's blatant Tila is messed up and her loyal army are deferent and never plea for their "mommy" to get help. Secondly, Tilasrotspot blogger was kind enough to notify the police when Tila uploaded a video of her alleged suicide attempt. Now tell me. Why would a hater do that and not of a fan? A true fan would care. Her fans did nothing. They're fake or they enjoy watching her spiral out of control.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

7 Tila's Narcissism And Her Mind

Don't forget the Adult News Awards will announce their best celebrity sex tape winner between January 18-21. Congratulate Tuna Tequila on her nomination, because, as a natural-born slut she is, deserves to win. This nomination could boost her lacking career into full-fledged adult business. Of course, due to her old age, she'll be labeled under "Mothers I Like to Fuck" category. Sorry, Grandma Tit, but you are not young and to make matters worse, you fucked up your face after going under the knife. Anyways, with her dumbass projects put to side for now, I want to discuss about narcissism, express my opinions on Tila's strategies of getting our attention, how you can beat her own game, and other topics you might find interesting.

C O N T E N T S:
Playboy Discovery
False Persona
Vietnam War Generation
Myspace Conspiracy
Stuff Magazine
A Shot At Penicillin [Love]
Casey Johnson
Thien's Duration with Casey Johnson
Old Friend's Testimony
ASAL Helped Gay Marriage Legal?
Mirror, Mirror On the Wall
Criticism Intolerance
Fake Fans
Give Her Some Love
Care For Her Not

Monday, January 2, 2012

27 Tila's Rot Spot v.2 Adult Theme For Minors?


With 2011 behind us, we can expect more lies, mostly recycled ones, spewing out of Tuna's dragon lady's mouth for 2012. A big sigh. Tila posted on her facebook that she'll be launching an adult website on January 14th, one month away from Valentine's Day, thinking people still gives a shit about her nymphomaniac behavior when in reality, the midget hogul already "jumped the shark" and is refusing to go away. Speaking of January 14th, why not on Valentine's Day, Tit? Your lesbian sex tape was released around that time. You should honor your accomplishment.