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There are two kinds of people in this world: One who goes through hardships but end up surviving and uses their experience to better themselves and help others along the way. Then, there's the other who just bitches, play victim all their life, and wallow in self-pity. Obviously, you know very well who I'm talking about: Tila Tequila.
I cannot stress this enough: Her brain aneurysm and alleged trip to a rehab is all bullshit. Most of us are aware Tuna is basically a total psycho whose interests in life is only for money, fame, and herself. Her trinity. Tuna will never help others unless there's a benefit, which is media attention. To me, that is not a true altruism. As long as I've been blogging since 2010, Tila never displayed true benevolence. I'm sorry, but attending Gala Event for Charity Benefit for Autism, which is a sit-down dinner, means nothing. I am not belittling such charity events, but after reading this entry, you might understand why I was scorning. Anyways, my parents participate a similar charity event every year of their own. Anyone can fish out their checkbooks, let alone, brag about "wanting to help build wells in Africa".
Tila Tequila will never be a good role model, nor become a Vietnam ambassador, not even a respected actress she so wants to be. Dream on, Tuna. Many people learn from their mistakes but from my observance since 2010, it is in my opinion Tila doesn't. The reason she doesn't learn from her own mistakes because there are not mistakes. They're bad choices. When you pursue fame and wealth (I mean really, really pursue fame and wealth), it distorts your mind. Tila claims to be abused while growing up (like I still give a shit), so it fucked her up. Pursuing the American dream just made it worse for her. This is the essence of her insanity. Along with her insanity, is the strong belief the world owes her everything and is responsible for all her hardships.
Tila Tequila is a truly disgusting "thing" who's in her mid thirties, still playing victim. And she wonders why she attracts negative attention. The world is no fairy tale, but the way Tila lives her life, she might as well be very rich, but as usual, having a nice home and somewhat a notoriety gain, isn't enough for her. Fuck your blessings, right Tila?:
A good example of Tuna expressing sympathy as she would like you to believe occurred back in July 2010, during the FIFA World Cup Final. Obviously, Tuna thought this unfortunate incident would be a good opportunity to attack the haters and blame them for what's wrong in this world. Here are my favorite parts:
"Haters please go away you are not contributing anything to society, you're just making it worse!"
"My heart just has this very strong urge to go to Uganda and help the people there! My heart strongly tells me that I NEED to be in Africa this year and travel all over Africa for 2 weeks doing charity work, helping build water wells, helping the children saving some endangered species and many more!"
"So regardless, especially after this very sad and tragic situation that just happened in Uganda, this will NOT change my mind im going there this OCTOBER to help people. I want to help as many people as I can, and if something WERE to happen, and I died helping people...then I will have died of honor and that is the highest award that I could achieve!"
"In closing, I was actually supposed to go on a 2 week charity run in Africa starting October this year, and ironically, one of the stops in Africa that I was going to do some charity work at is in UGANDA where all this is happening right now!"
Wow. You are such an angel, Tuna. Too bad you NEVER actually went and still did nothing; though TRS claims she donated some bucks instead. From her "Charities, Charities, and More Charities" entry, don't you just love the part where she says, "I guarantee you that you will be seeing Miss Tila all over the world helping people in all countries! Just the thought of this excites me..."? I don't think she knows what "guarantee" really means. This pseudo-altruistic behavior doesn't stop there. In fact, back in February 2010, Tila created Jayden's Angels and claimed it's a legit organization. However, after doing a quick search from the IRS government website, turns out her so-called legit organization was a complete fraud. This isn't her first attempt to pretend she cares about those less fortunates. Her sympathy is real as her own recording label, Tila Tequila Records, which is fake.
Tila Tequila enjoys insulting other people but if someone hurts her feelings, she gets on her high crack horse and demand apology from the perpetrator(s). Wow. Really? Narcissistic and filled with ego besides self-pity and hatred I see. So it's okay if Tuna ridicules people, but not okay from others? Get a grip of reality, Tila. I'll even help you.
Not only does Tila Tequila insulted those who pisses her off, but she blatantly insults the innocents as well. So far, she's ridiculed mothers who suffered miscarriage, made fun of orphans by pretending to adopt children and call herself a "mommy", mocks rape victims by tweeting she's going to rape her "boo", made fun of people who actually tried to commit suicide, only Tila cuts her arm and in the end says it was a joke. And there's this suffering dissociative identity disorder, and hence, making fun of people who actually has DID. Hogul needs real help.
WHAT? SHE HAS FRIENDS?
So much bullshit, I don't know where to start! To prevent brain aneurysm myself, I'll just comment on the sentences that stands out the most. First, it's ridiculous to subtly blame Hollywood for temptations like "partying" and I'm guessing "partying" is a code name for drugs. God knows Tuna blames everyone for her own failures. Secondly, contrary to Tuna's assertion of having friends, she has no one. There is a difference between acquaintances and friends and here's why I think Tuna is a "forever alone" freak:
On October 26th, 2010, Tuna celebrated her birthday at Mr. Chow with other z-listers, Michael Lohan and Kate Major. In this peculiar entry, she insist they are close friends.
"I'm a Scorpio and I'm not a fake."
Not a fake? Let's see:
Eyes: fake (Asian blepharoplasty and colored contacts). Uses part French as an excuse.
Singing: fake (auto-tune).
Hair: dyed and weaves.
It's interesting Tuna says Michael Lohan and Kate Major are friends but you never see them together in public places, nor tweet each other on regular basis. Oh, and just to remind you, Tuna is jealous of Michael's daughter and insulted her. This must be a double-standard thing: If you hate Tila Tequila, you're a fat, ugly bitch who's just "jelis". But if Tila is hostile, it's okay and just means she's too talented. Bitch, puh-lease. Someone needs to put this skank in her place!
If she had friends, she would be posting pictures with them on twitter. I'm not into reading celebrity tweets that much, but just to prove my point, many of them upload photos with friends and family. Now check Tila's twipic profile and there's very few, the rest are just photos of what teenage attention whores do. Now, granted there are photos of Tuna with other bottom-feeders, but those are cover stories. I don't think Tuna doesn't share personal photos for privacy issues, it's just that she doesn't have real friends.
She does have family, but either she wants them out of public view most of the time or vice versa (I'm going with the latter). But when it comes to friends, they're either acquaintances or (sarcastically) "sexual clients". In the past, she would pour her heart out by saying she has friends, and the next, doesn't. So which is it? For long time, Tuna teased her fans of being allergic to alcohol, but the truth eventually came out and it was a lie all along. Here is an example of Tuna stating she doesn't have friends. Now, here's a small collection of her stating she does. Jesus Christ, I wonder if her multiple personalities are the "friends" she's referring too.
RIDDING NEGATIVE PEOPLE:
"At least I've gotten rid of all the negative people in my life..."
I wonder if these "negative people" are the remaining two generals she's referring too. Apparently, those two generals finally saw the light, though still "loves her", and decided to leave Tuna's playhouse of broken promises because they don't want to "enable" and watch her kill herself any longer. In response, though not sure of its authenticity, Tuna answers a question asked by some teenage blogger:
"It's time to take care of me now"? And by taking care of herself, she means buying materialistic stuff.
The two former generals, who still can't explain what a general is to me, are dismayed and uploaded videos of their rants, specifically explaining why they decided to leave Tila Army. We all know Tuna will use this opportunity to ditch her Tila Army website. I'm not sympathetic because they should have seen how she really is since 2010 and is skeptical about their so-called resignations. Only time will tell.
In regards to other negative people, I don't see how she's able to accomplish this when she has no people in her life to begin with. I see that twitter isn't so friendly because Tuna can't delete comments, hence, interacts on facebook instead. Ridding negative people isn't the solution, Tuna. Our greatest enemy is ourselves. If you want to attract positive energy and want people to like you, you need to stop with all your bullshits:
1.) Stop blaming others for your own mistakes and wrong-doings. Take responsibilities!
2.) Stop fucking lying.
3.) Stop doing drugs.
4.) Stop achieving for fame and wealth. You've done this for like 11 years and going nowhere.
5.) You've mentioned what makes you happy from the interview with Chaunce Hayden. Pursue them.
6.) Stop thinking the world owes you shit. It doesn't.
7.) Get real help.
FORGIVING PEOPLE WHO HURT ME:
wanting to help mankind during her celebrity blogging days, but realized because the world is too mean to her, so gave up.
Oh, this is good. Check it out:
"Something called 'POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER' is definitely real and painful. So during those moments in my life, I kept trying to keep going and going, to hide the fact that deep down inside, that yes, I was torn to pieces, but that's something so personal. How do you share with the world your personal pain what you're going through is painful enough?"
Tuna, you can cut the bullshit and accept the fact you're the one that's making yourself miserable. I mean, hell, look what I've found:
GOD WILL RETURN THAT LOVE:
As a person who doesn't follow any religion, but don't consider myself an atheist, if I were a Christian, I would be pissed off. Here's why.
On May 6th, 2011, Tuna had an interview with Fox Business. This interview is quite infamous because when asked how many employees Tuna has "currently" employed, she says 25-30. You can imagine the ridicule. Anyways, you can find the quotes listed below starting at 02:46.
REPORTER: Are you religious at all?
TILA: I'm very spiritual, I'm not religious.
REPORTER: Your family history, do they have religion?
TILA: They're buddhists.
Based on my knowledge, Tuna describes her god that's very Christian-like. First of all, Buddhists don't believe in gods. Secondly, Tuna merely takes the Bible God and corrupts the nature of it. How? As someone who suffers narcissism, they demonstrate the stupidity of thinking God will be on their side. "DEAR THY ENVIOUS ENEMY! I DO NOT LOATHE YOU NOR FEEL ANYTHING, BUT YOU CANNOT STOP THINKING OF ME!" is a classic example. Here are my favorites:
"So angry you are for me up high closer to GOD, while you down below..."
"I am GOD's Angel, you are NO one, can you see? SO he leaves you down low..."
"God laughs at you while he gives me big hugs, all the tears you made me cry, GOD turned them into diamonds!"
"Because Daddy(GOD) Loves me more, I help him more than you, you do nothing in this world..."
With Love, Miss Tila Loyal Servan to GOD and his #1 Angel in disguse!"
Little does this twit know, God's number one angel turned out to be a fucking traitor! And if I remembered correctly, Tuna tried to make a deal with Satan by offering her worthless soul in exchange for fame and wealth.
"I know you have done a lot to shush me up, but now is the time I call you out and we meet face to face. So how about it?"
"So how about it? Would you like to cut a deal?"
"So, I am writing this offer to you once and once only."
"So go ahead. Let's cut a deal and meet half way."
"Meet me halfway. I am here. How to find me? ...No worries."
Seriously, Tuna? You try to preach us this God's love bull-crap, but in the end, attempt to sell your soul for fame and wealth? Do yourself a favor, make a deal with the devil for I care, but don't try to be this angel of God you are not. You turned your back on him. You think God is on your side. You don't understand how God works. In case you didn't know, God loves everyone, not just you. You are a fucking fool.
I want to write an opinion about the Us Magazine's article and her alleged new "Summertime" song, but need a break, so will blog about it in my next entry. Have a great weekend, folks.