3 Dear Promoters: Stop Using Old Photos

Seriously. If I were really dumb and that retarded, I would try to sue your stupid asses for false advertising! The photos were taken years ago. How old? Probably between 2004 and 2007. It is now 2011, soon to be 2012. Don't treat us as if we were born yesterday. I presume your decisions were based on the fact that either Tila does not look beautiful, but with her pornographic infamous status, will take any opportunity regardless to draw in sleazy crowds, or Tila have requested to those responsible of making these cheesy posters to use any photos they wish...as long they're not current:

14 KTLA: Tila Tequila, AKA Tila Wynn Interview

Thanks to KTLA, I can already imagine how god awful her appearance is going to be. There's a snippet with her on this video: (Click here if the video doesn't load)

4 Tila On Gossip Queens

I want to give a big thanks to lolercopter69 for the link!



How many "first of all" can you count? Jesus Christ, man. Nothing interesting except Tila trying to milk sympathy about her Juggalos aftermath (because she just can't let it go) and had the nerve to explicitly point out one of her scars to empathize how traumatic it was. When asked why she didn't get off the stage, Tila's answer doesn't shock me. In fact, her answer embarrassed me: "First of all *long pause* I'm gangsta!"

Really, Tila? So, if you're such a gangsta, then why the fuck are you still talking about your damned scars and vent on suing The Juggalos which, not surprisingly, dropped the charges later on. It was dropped because she knew she would lose due to the fact she was warned numerous times, was told she can keep the money and run, and refused to get off the stage. I'm sure her attorney told her to go fuck herself and hung up.

I lol'ed when Tila said, "I was in Las Vegas, hosting blah blah blah" HAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Whore couldn't just say, "I was in Las Vegas, hosting a grand opening of a strip club." Wow. She is obviously too embarrassed to say it! The Gossip Queens were like, "um...blah blah blah?" That was funny! Oh, Tila, Tila. God damn, you fucking suck!

0 Kid Rock? He Has Better Hoes To Hang Out With

Last night, Titla Bacteria was all excited about uploading videos of her awesome appearance at a trashy new strip club in Las Vegas. I'm pretty sure all her children fans were jumping with joy and couldn't wait to see them. However, if any of them had brains whatsoever, they've already did. I love how Tila states her ff (fake and failed) celebrity gossip blog's motto is bringing us legit news, real time. *snorts*

3 Larry Flynt's Hustler Club and Money!

First off, thanks to the fellow posters at Tilasrotspot, Joann and Michelle, for providing us these links!

16 After Beating, I Wear My Big Black Sunglasses!

UPDATE AT THE BOTTOM!

Let's go back in time, specifically, September 2009!



Remember how Tila accused Shawne Merriman of beating her ass up? Well, afterwards, Tila had the nerve to phone TMZ for a quick interview.

5 Gathering of The Juggalos

NEW UPDATE! THE FUCKING TRUTH!!:

1 I Fucked the UK!

Alright. It's well known Titla Bacteria has a reputation of lying. We can scream all we want about that because Tila denies it, despite myriad of evidence already provided. "I never lie!" protests the child of God. ^[1]. Okay, I am not an expert of detecting liars, but I truly felt red flags were waving while watching her EntertainmentFocus interview. Notice how she lacked serious eye contact (one of the behaviors) besides not making sense most of the time. I recommend watching these clips about detecting liars: 1, 2, 3, 4. Obviously, this is not a good method of studying body language and such, but I felt compelled to link them here anyways.

1 UK performance, and Going Commando!

HAHAHAHAA! That's right. I can't contain myself from laughing as I post this. Thanks to a fellow poster at Tilasrotspot for providing us a link of photos of Tila's recent performance:

0 I Love Haters!

In my previous entry, I've mentioned about Tila responding to my post on Monday. To keep the long story short, I've warned her enforcing visitors to register to leave comments was a dangerous decision. Logically, I had to explain to her in simplest English that people will stop coming to her gossip site if they can't leave negative comments. And sure enough, the requirement was lifted and anyone can post without the hassles of signing up.

0 KTLA Appearance: The segment you did not see!

Special thanks to Spiked Tequila for the video clip! I had fun making this! Click the photo to enlarge!