Saturday, August 14, 2010

5 Gathering of The Juggalos

NEW UPDATE! THE FUCKING TRUTH!!:



UPDATE AT THE BOTTOM

This entry isn't too exciting, but I wanted share these anyways:

After rumors about the audience throwing whatever at her, Tila got paranoid and prepared herself by purchasing silly strings (I assume) to defend herself. Now, I don't know anything about this gathering, but from what I've heard, the audience is rather a "tough crowd" and most of them hates this bitch. I hope she does something that will piss them off and hope to hear flying eggs were tossed at her...adhered with the sounds of booing like the crowd booed at Ashley Simpson one time.



Tila is performing under "second stage" rather than the "main stage." Sounds a little degrading if I were Tila. But, hey, performance is better than no performance. And from the looks of it, she doesn't have much spotlight. Shit, Tom Green's and Lil Kim's duration is longer than hers! So, Tila, thirty minutes to sing about sucking cocks? Really? It would be funny if she sang "In The Room!" Hahahaha! And here we all thought you wanted to go back to nature and blame technology for all your mishaps! What a loser. When is your lesbian-porn going to be released?

A thanks to Tilasrotspot for keeping us updated! It turns out shit really did happened! According to TMZ, Tila Tequila says, ""These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!"

I love the part where she claims she was a victim of crowd violence. If anything goes bad or not according to her stupid devious plans, she cries being a victim!



Okay, I find something strange about this whole thing. First of all (I can't believe I've just said that), Tila has been warned numerous times about this possible attack but decides to go anyways. After all, she is mentally ill. I think she went regardless for media attention. The crazier, the better! Secondly, I didn't expect the audience to be throwing objects such as bricks and beer bottles at her! I guess the audience thought a carton of my eggs wouldn't suffice their hatred for this alien woman! So, this is quite a surprise! Then, after the attacks, she contacts TMZ about this? I smell a desperate whore who's deep down loving every moment of this! How much did they pay for those hilarious photos, Titla?

So, Tila gets attacked! Wow! I'm just like....bubbly fucking happy! Hey, fuck all of you guys who don't condone violence! She tweeted she was going to spray something at the crowd, so, she provoked them! There's always an exception to everything! Tila has fucked with many people out there and have gotten away with her antics! She encouraged Casey Johnson to stop taking her meds and look what happened to her! This is karma, BITCH!!!!!!!!!! I don't feel sorry for her. That's why I put that smiliey up there. That's what my expression is as I type this! Hey, BITCH! That's how much CHICAGO, if not, the state of ILLINOIS LOVES YOU! WE HOPE YOUR STAY WAS A PLEASANT ONE, AND PLEASE COME BACK SOON!

The second photo looks like she's saying, "oh, yeah! I'm gonna get the spotlight that I so fucking deserve!" And she also looks like Lisa Rowe from Girl, Interrupted movie. Both girls are mentally ill.



Tila was warned, and did not listen to us, haters. Funny how haters were the ones giving her heads up first. This goes to show how idiotic her TilaArmy is.

5 comments:

Anna said...

Her Army tried to warn her but she didn't listen. She's had weeks of warning, links to articles. She knew. Is the media actually buying it this time? I actually like ICP and some of the other groups that performed so the publicity may do them good. But don't think they'll roll over if she is stupid enough to try to sue them. I'd be shocked if they don't have any video.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

I think Tila intentionally wanted all this shit to happen. I mean, she took photos of herself and sent to TMZ almost immediately. Not to mention, she didn't post an exclusive entry about this on her stupid fake celebrity gossip site first. God damn, can't this hoe ever stop suing people? She's like a natural-born suer! She doesn't have a real job. So, suing is her way of earning some income besides fucking people on tapes.

This calls for another epic doodle coming from my little artistic hands! *evil grin*

cray-zee asian said...

So, over at rotspot there's a bunch of people saying that they're horrified that people could actually be happy about this. Honestly? I'm kind of disappointed that there weren't pictures of her covered in shit and piss. I guess we'll have to wait for the juggalos and juggalettes to get home and upload everything.

Besides, she's crying over two shallow cuts and a few bruises? Bitch please.

And of course this smells like a publicity stunt.. but at least it's a nice change from the stench of her disgusting "hotspot"

Shitspot said...

Tila's Trip to Illinois


First of all I like your blog and secondly this how Illinois takes care of business.Tila talks a big game and tells us how much of bad ass she is.So where was the bad ass? Tila's life was never threatened she was being boo'd before she hit the stage.We did not see anybody follow her to her trailer and threaten her.Once she left the stage it was over.It looked like a beer can that hit her in the face and she was getting pelted with numerous objects including super balls,hot dogs,balloons,+fecal matter.My friend got hit with a lawn chair that did not make it to the stage.The chant of "you suck" was hilarious..We hope she takes the hint and realize that she is DONE.
People talk all bad ass on the internet but change their tune when it is in real life.



This was NO publicity stunt and "for reals"

Now send the ROTSPOT girls up on to the stage.They claim they are bad asses too.

Before and after Tila it was a pretty calm crowd but the traffic to and from was a nightmare.

If you bully people and run your mouth one day it catches up to you and you will have to back it up..Are you listening Hotty Rotty?

PennyDreadful said...

Firstly,great blog,I have had a good ol' fashioned read & chuckle.Thank you:)
Tila knew what she was getting herself in for,I'm in Australia & I even heard they were prepping for the "shitstorm" that ensued-sorry peeps,I had to go there..Anyway,to resort to baring her tits in hope that"they might like me now" was an ultra bad move,an angry crowd would only see this as an insult & go in for the kill.The posting of the pix was a further desperate waah-"look at what THEY did to me" just to garner pity & get her mug spread across the internet & TV ..Fucktard Girl is stuck in the victim mentality & she sucks at being anything else but.I laughed when I saw her photos,brutal,I know,but hey,shes been asking for it.You can only shit on people for so long before it comes right back at you & smacks you in the face(or hair)
Theres an expression here'"Right Whack" & hey Tila baby,you got yours...I await video footage with much anticipation