Saturday, December 24, 2011

9 Whores Don't Limo Or Lambo. They Do Taxis

If you haven't read Ghost Rider Radio's article about Tila's "Posha" back at the lambo dealer, you should, although Tuna would disapprove because it was silly, yet pathetic, of her to apeshit about her purchase, but in the end, was just renting it. Fleshbot.com reported Tila did not receive $400,000 and is getting royalties instead. So, all you perverts out there, make this whore happy by purchasing her lesbian sex tape!

Tuna is usually restive, let alone, brags about anything that strokes her ego, but not these two cases of car repossession and her nomination for best celebrity sex tape 2012. Hmmmm...dare I ask why?

Sunday, December 18, 2011

5 That's Right. Tila Doesn't Whine

Since I'm not sure the nature of this "war" topic, I'm going to let it slide because I seriously don't understand how it's being used in this context. Perhaps this dimwit wasn't specifically thinking about nations fighting against each other. It's likely Tila is buying more meth or bidding on highest clients over the internet and thus, making online shopping "dangerous". Obviously, no one wants to run into undercover cops.

Anyways, your commander-in-chief act has run its course, Tila. If using the word, "war" to get me all riled me up was your goal, you'd failed. Ninety-nine percent of your Army of Idiots are fake...just like you. And to prove it, I'm going to set up another trap very similar to my previous "TilaSeekHelp" method soon. My prediction was right: No fans encouraged their hogul to seek help but only two, though the second fan was in more favor of "live and let live" philosophy bullshit. Busted their fakeness out 1.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

3 AVN 2012: Tila Nominated For Best Celebrity Sex Tape

Go Tila!

On December 4th, Tila Tequila posted a movie entry about "The Devil’s Double". I'm sure readers probably don't care about Tila's opinions as they end up being shitty anyways, but this is pretty damn funny. Thanks to Network305 for sharing us this link, turns out Tila plagiarized part of Matt Patches's article. This is low as stealing model Grieta Bastika's photo and proclaiming her as a new Tila Army member. Wow. Pathetic, Tila. Really. Not only are you an ugly asshole troll, but you dissed real fans who wanted to join your kiddie club but were denied for whatever reason and to show appreciation, allowed a fake one in instead? No wonder you have few remaining genuine fans left.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

11 If Not 2011, Then 2012?

Back in November 17th, I did a review on Tila's big plans for 2011 video, a video of her rambling about being in movies that will make its way to your theaters in 2011. Obviously, you're wondering what movie? Exactly. It didn't happen. Although, she did managed to suck a lot of cocks to get a walk-in role for a now cancelled show "Shit My Dad Says". I just love how Tila had the nerve to add "popular tv show" when it obviously wasn't.

"I also just landed a role on uh, really funny, popular tv show on CBS."

"you're going to seeing a lot of me in the big screen in 2011"
Fucking hilarious.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

4 GQ: Tila Among 25 Least Influential People Alive

I hope all of you had a wonderful Thanksgiving! I feel confident Tila spent Thanksgiving Day all to herself with poor Onyx while the rest of us were with families.

Thanks to Network305 for the link:

Monday, November 21, 2011

10 Tila and Her Army, Mocking Real Soldiers

The following article is solely based on the opinions of the author and because this is more of a rant, some parts may be vague, so bear with me.

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Tila mocks those in war. Don't believe me? Go to twitter, use its search integrate, and type in TilaArmy, otherwise, read the Army of Idiots label from here.
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The definition of the T I L A A R M Y:

Tila Army. What is it? Is it equivalent to Lady Gaga's little monsters? Justin Biebers's biebs? Twilight's twitards? I'm sure you understand what I'm trying to cross here. It seems labeling a fanbase a part of the pop culture now to the point, necessary. That's just my opinion. First time I heard nicknames for celebrities were TomKat (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes), followed by Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie). By necessary, it feels expected, if not, a must, and you know what? I don't care. I find it pretty silly actually, but if getting a nickname for the fanbase is important to these people, then live and let live, right? However, it's obvious you want a nickname that stand outs, correct? But how out are we talking about and will it cross the line? For an example: I don't like Harry Potter, but choosing "potheads" definitely stands out but strangers will get the wrong impression.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

12 Tila's Big Plans For 2011 Video Review

Thanks to those who have contacted Twitter that pushed Tila to fix her website. Whether or not it was us, haters, that drove Tila to fix her shitty website to keep her verification badge on twitter, or it's just a coincidence, it's back online now. So all you dimwitted troubled naive fans, you're welcome and resume your job ass-kissing this loser who couldn't give a fuck about you.

In case you didn't know, Tila apparently gets a small side job as a columnist for HollywoodLife.com and her very first entry is about love. How she was chosen is beyond any rational people's mind, but I find this pretty offensive for numerous reasons. First of all, I wrote about Tila's relationships in October 2010:

Thursday, November 3, 2011

36 Help Us Make Tila Lose Her Badge!

It has finally brought to my attention by my followers that Tila has violated Twitter's conditions regarding about verification status.
If you have an account with twitter and want to piss off Tila, now's your chance by reporting her as spam because her site is still inaccessible, which is a violation to its verification term. What are the chances of twitter staffs checking this blog? Unlikely. Anyways, perhaps this will encourage her to get her site back up running, despite the fact she rarely updates it...ya think?

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

17 "Get Off My Lawn, Damn Haters!"

A thank you to Network305 for sharing me this link!

Last year, ParalyzedQueen, a proudly self-proclaimed "biggest grammar nazi in the world" made a dumb video begging encouraging Tila's Army of Idiots to make a video for Tila's 38th birthday. You should check out the rules she'd made. It's so unbelievably stupid and laughable at the same time. Fast forward a year later and you would have thought this girl would eventually wake the fuck up, but we was all wrong. Here is her latest rant about us, haters:

Sunday, October 23, 2011

16 Like Pregnancy, Like Location

This really isn't "new" news but something that got me thinking: Back in July 2011, Tila announced she's moving to New York city, looking for a roommate, and wanting to attend college because she wants to "live a normal life". Awwww...how adorable! I didn't know Tila lives an ex-ordinary life. Did you? While this may have come so sudden for us, but we have no clue what goes on with her miserable life offline (quite frankly, I like it that way) and if she was telling the truth, for once, she could have made this decision a long time ago and started packing her shit up. However...

Sunday, October 16, 2011

15 Huge Comeback On TV?

Tila tweeted about being in the Urban Ink Magazine and rather than share the photos right away, decided to make her remaining or fake fans wait, as if her photos are the Picasso masterpiece...not. Anyways, I was kind enough to do a simple search and found only these photos: (currently I don't know if these are the photos from Urban Ink Magazine at this point)

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

3 Dear Promoters: Stop Using Old Photos

Seriously. If I were really dumb and that retarded, I would try to sue your stupid asses for false advertising! The photos were taken years ago. How old? Probably between 2004 and 2007. It is now 2011, soon to be 2012. Don't treat us as if we were born yesterday. I presume your decisions were based on the fact that either Tila does not look beautiful, but with her pornographic infamous status, will take any opportunity regardless to draw in sleazy crowds, or Tila have requested to those responsible of making these cheesy posters to use any photos they wish...as long they're not current:

Monday, October 10, 2011

8 I'm Back...Sort Of.

Hello, all! I'm back! In case you're wondering why I've returned, well, let me tell you although I may back, but my style will be slightly different. First, I've returned because there were some good shit happening during my absence. I honestly did missed blogging here and when it comes to Tila, it brings a lot of chuckles and blogging about them was fun, sometime exhausting, but fun regardless.

Secondly, so, with blogging back in business, what is this difference am I talking about? We all know my opinions about Tila Tequila were pretty extreme. I've decided to be less harsh and rather share the latest news in a more mature way. I hope this won't scare you away. If you would like to write an article, please email me. If you have photos to share, make sure it's hosted by twitpic or imageshack. File attachments will be rejected! Thank you for showing your support and I look forward to blogging. Also, because we all have lives and things to do, I can't cover all the latest news this time, so bear with me, okay? Thank you.

QOCAP

Monday, August 1, 2011

81 Voice Your Opinion About Miss Tila

Even though blogging has officially ended for me, I thought some people may still want to continue voicing their opinions about Tila. Feel free to do so right here if you wish or not. However, please note that anyone may share their opinions about Miss Tila, fan or hater, but comments such as personal insults toward other commentators, off-topics, or spam, will be deleted! You can help keep the comment section cleaned by reporting violations via email with the unique comment hyperlinks (click on the comment number(s) to obtain them) that will be required! Otherwise, your report will be ignored. Also, please feel free to contact me when scrolling down becomes very annoying and I'll be more than happy to make a new entry to continue the conversations. Thanks and enjoy! P.S. If you have something to say about my decision to stop, either tell me via twitter or email because it will get deleted from here.

0 Farewell, Everyone!

It has been over a year now of blogging about Miss Tila now and the time has officially come to retire and look forward to my future and stop focusing on Tila. I want to thank the Tila Army for encouraging me to ignore Tila. It took me a very long time to finally open my eyes and say, "blogging negatively about Tila Tequila that I know isn't fun anymore and just a waste of my time." This statement does not mean I am requesting my readers to do the same. Do something that makes you happy.

Friday, July 29, 2011

8 TILAARMY: Will You Tweet "#TilaSeekHelp"?

For over a year now, I have watched small group of fans interact with Miss Tila, Tila Tequila, Tila Wynn, Jane, Owen, or whatever her new names will be in the future via twitter and from her website which I seldom visit. Over the year, it was very entertaining to watch Tila spiral out of control. It was amusing. Now, it's sad. While being interviewed by Chaunce Hayden, Tila says, "you think you know me, you think you have me all down, and analyze me, but, I'm always and always will be one step ahead of everybody else of what you think of me. I will let you think what you think of me. And that's the magic of it. That's the beauty of it because I allow that. I let what people think. But I'm always one step ahead."

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

8 Howard Stern Fucks $5 Dollar Whore Again

Last week, I was asked if Miss Tila ever received her high school diploma or GED and my response was I don't know and began mocking about her interest of returning to college (fuck adopting and helping single mothers out there) and surprise, surprise, got a tweet by the hogul herself:

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

0 Tila Tequila Quitting Hollywood? Again?

I always thought Tila would get some quick cash to help fund her drug addictions whenever submitting "you call this news?" to RadarOnline, but forgotten about this:
And you think after being lied too, RadarOnline would say fuck off. Guess not.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

9 Calling Out For SYF (Single Yellow Female)

Anyone seen a movie called Single White Female starring Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh? If you haven't, I think you should just to get an idea of what I'm going to say. So, now that Tila blogged about moving to New York city, she is seeking a roommate and is "so serious" about it:

Thursday, June 30, 2011

9 The 2011 Celebrity Charity Roast

So, after a failed launch of her new website, misstila.com, back to under construction again, and blaming the haters for the crash, tweeted she's moving to New York:

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

8 MissTila.com: Different Layouts, Same Old Shit

Friday, June 10, 2011

4 A Family That Sticks Together

Forget working on the new website, helping mommies out there with finanical issues, adopting children, building wells, or finding ways to help Japan, this midget whore would rather go swimming from her algae-infested pool that can barely accommodate no more than three people at the same time. But then again, who the hell would want to swim in there after looking at these photos?

Thursday, June 2, 2011

32 Maybe Tila Will Do a PSA For Suicide Prevention Next

I would like to write a review about Tila's so-called "Celebrity Charity Tabloid Roast" she'd attended just recently but since there are no clips of her getting roasted (like she doesn't get roasted every day if I may add), I'll just link to an interesting entry written by Ghost Rider Radio regarding about this charity event. Good stuff, GRR!

Someone from Tila's flog wrote a comment that pretty much can be agreed upon:

Thursday, May 26, 2011

11 Tila Tequila at the Hangover 2 premiere?

Before I discuss about Tila's alleged appearance at the Hangover 2 premiere, I want to briefly focus on Tila's fashion and mock the hell out of this fucking idiot.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

18 http://qocap.yuku.com/

Since most of you said yes to a messageboard, I've got us one and here it is! Please join and start conversing with one another and grow our own army family! See you there!

http://qocap.yuku.com/

Sincerely, QOCAP

Monday, May 16, 2011

17 Tila Tequila Seriously Uncorked!

UPDATE 05/19/2011!

Back in August 2010, RadarOnline (the only crappy celebrity tabloid site that seems to give a flying fuck about this midget whore apparently) posted an article about an alleged sex tape Tila made with two female porn stars, Penthouse Pet Lia Leah and Vivid star Charlie Laine respectively:

Saturday, May 14, 2011

24 Tila's PSA: Don't Drink and Drive!

Thanks to Joann for the link!

On the highest floor of her majesty Tila's mansion single-family rented home, made a cheesy brief PSA (public service announcement for those who don't know its acronym) and speed-dialed RadarOnline to post this "uh-huh, we already know" message for their site and in return, get some quick bucks for her rent and Lambo payments:

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

15 Happy 1st Birthday to QOCAP.BLOGSPOT.COM!

Hello to my fellow readers! I hope you guys like the new design! If not, sorry to disappoint you! In celebration of QOCAP.BLOGSPOT.COM's 1st birthday, I've decided to give my beloved blog a brand new layout!

I hope the new code I've put in works. I'm a very picky person and love Firefox, so I have not tested my designs on other browsers. Anyways, I want to thank to everyone for visiting this place and highly appreciates your participation!

Sincerely, QOCAP

Friday, May 6, 2011

22 Review on Tila's Royal Wedding Commentary

Hello, everybody! I have not disappeared. I have been busy writing this entry for the past few days now. Sorry I couldn't get this done sooner as you know how life can be: Shit comes up or you're just too lazy. Anyways, I thought I wanted to show you my work in progress to keep you guys entertained. Hopefully, I'll get this done soon enough. In the meantime, please enjoy!
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A quick letter to Tila Tequila: Dear Tila, I regretfully inform you my absence to watch your live commentary was compromised and was unable to view your session as sleep was more imperative on my part, so I hope you'll understand and not be disappointed upon this information, thanks.

Sincerely, QOCAP

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

60 Tila's Adoption Attempt Part Deux

First thing that came to my mind when she tweeted about adoption: NOT AGAIN.

What's a skank got to do to get the attention she so craves, let alone, stay relevant?! Why, make up some ridiculous news like attempt to adopt again of course! Fear not, folks! I have confidence whatever agency Tila goes to will deny her request. Explanation will be provided in due time. Meanwhile, let us go back in history and focus on her previous advent about adopting children shall we? But first, I want to add this: I would like to assume this midget hogul was on some crack/meth binge while tweeting about adoption, but honestly, I think it was my previous entry that sparked this crack o' clock rant and for that, I apologize to the rest of the detractors for this nonsense.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

26 Tila's Fake-Ass Charity Organziation: We Didn't Forget

Just recently, our favorite hogul decided to create a dumbass contest which requires Tila's fans (all children) to submit a video of why they like being part of her Tila Army family (ahem, Manson anyone?), along with downloading her piece of shit Iphone app (her fans waited since May 9th, 2009 for it by the way). Why bring up her silly app when it serves no purpose with this contest to begin with? Because it sounds like only few downloaded that garbage and she wants to prove the world her popularity is strong as Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber themselves. Yes, I know what you're thinking: Yeah, right bitch!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

36 Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There?

NEW UPDATE @ bottom page: "Kid, you can't rap for shit!" - Tila Tequila to Justin Bieber.

Thanks to deluwiel for the link!

For those who have been keeping up with Tila's charade for long time, would know this nasty yellow alien porn star slash prostitute, has a deviant love for minors. We're not kidding. Why is this twat not in jail is still baffling beyond me. Anyways, this entry is rather short and to the point:

From RadarOnline article, prior to Justin's (God, I can't stand that kid) celebrity status, he'd posted a message to Tila under a pseudo name from YouTube:

Saturday, March 19, 2011

104 Hoe, You Gotta Be Kidding Me

Because I refuse to download Tila's pitiful application she's been working on since 2009, I can't review on this part but read opinions about her app that were all negative (last time I'd checked). From what I've seen, though, I think it's a complete waste of space, but most of all, pointless. All you need to do is check her crack rants from twitter and you've got all the boring self-absorbed latest news from Tila herself. I'm sure someone will put her new (oh my God) songs on YouTube if she ever releases them, so what's the fucking point? To look cool?

Friday, March 4, 2011

86 I Miss the Old Train Wreck

You may agree or disagree with my opinions but I honestly think Tila is becoming extremely boring. Granted, many of us have scolded and demanded her to grow the fuck up but ever since the rise of her infamy, Tila's only strategy to draw our attention was by being...well, a train wreck or taking off her clothes and we're all used to it. Her attempt of growing up may do her more harm than good. Why? Perhaps it's just me, but I think most people would rather watch her erratic behaviors than watch her being sober. I'm sure Tila's sex tape have been viewed more than her dumb long time ago reality shows, if not, it will eventually.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

114 Tila's Real Let-Down Comic!

UPDATE! A new comic strip! 02/13

On February 4th, our favorite hogul announced she's making a comic book and her Tila Army soldiers will have a big role! Yes! A big role and they're gonna be famous as fuck because not only will Tila feature her dimwitted underage fans in some comic book, but they'll likely be on television or some film! But, wait! What's this?

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

15 Casey Who?

I know this is really old, but I can't believe this never occurred to me. But after three days when the world heard of Casey's unfortunate death, Tila was smiling for the paparazzi. Yes, smiling...an unusual way of coping. But then again, Tila only knew Casey for a month and those who keep track of her lies know very well Tila never loved Casey in the first place. Tila was seduced by Casey's status instead and her tragic death brought this slut-head more media attention she so craves. A human life have no value to Tila Tequila. Fame, sex, and money is what Tila strives for and nothing more.

Monday, January 31, 2011

75 Tila Wynn's Lesbian Sex Tape!

UPDATE

Warning: The following entry contains explicit images (though private parts are censored to prevent eye-gouging), so, if you hate watching sex acts, don't read or just click on the comment button to read people's opinions as it'll skip the main article.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

10 Looks Like Someone's Still Mad

Garry Sun used to help Tila with her shitty failed blog website and by helping, blogging shit without getting paid. That's how Tila rolls with her fake-ass 25-30 employees. Who knew that such relationship can turn so sour! Yes, Tila is referring to Garry from that entry. Now, we will never know what caused them to become bitter (and I doubt anyone cares), but since Garry Sun has not provided evidence about his case, one would expect he had his fifteen minutes of fame and...go away, like many of us are hoping that Tila would do.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

14 KTLA: Tila Tequila, AKA Tila Wynn Interview

Thanks to KTLA, I can already imagine how god awful her appearance is going to be. There's a snippet with her on this video: (Click here if the video doesn't load)



10 I'm Gonna Quit Smoking!

I love waking up and discovering Tila's latest antics! Gosh, you readers, are so quick I can't even catch up! I had these tweets saved since December and knew they were going to be important later on. I guess Ting-Ting is just too predictable.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

19 Tila Wynn, Ting-Ting, Tina, Tila, You're Still a Na Dang Hooker!

A thanks to deluwiel for the link!

"I feel like an adult now. I feel like a woman. I feel like, uhhh...*methsmack* you know, umm...the girl last year, I feel like that girl is soooo far away. I feel like, she's dead." - Tila Tequila.

Monday, January 24, 2011

15 Ting-Ting! Me Suck Yo Dick!

Few weeks ago, an Army of Idiots soldier tweeted me this awesome shit:
Why is it awesome? Because unlike most of Tila's fans, though labeled as AOI, this is certainly a rare moment when a fan admits Tila Tequila lies! Of course, I've challenged this person but I guess he/she got too scared and didn't want to risk of being "kicked out" so ignored me. Yes. In Tila's world, her club is so immature. It's equivalent to those clubs children make and if you piss off the leader, it's a "toot-a-loo" to you. As long you "ass-kiss" her, you'll be on her good side. Anyways, all I got to say is, despite this fan's poor taste for an idol, I have to give mad props for admitting that Tila Tequila lies.

Monday, January 10, 2011

47 Tila's Not a Bully...Wait, Scratch That

A minor update! :)

This morning, I had a great chuckle, thanks to our favorite pseudo-mogul, skank Tila Tequila! What caused the levity you may wonder? I don't know the real reason behind this message but according to her latest entry, many of her Army of Idiots (AOI), who are mostly underage, if not, probably pedophiles, were asking her for advice regarding about coping mechanism, in this case, bullying. Yes, I wonder the same thing: Isn't that Mommy and Daddy's jobs? Not to mention, these sad outcast individuals can't find someone in their community to talk to? Like trash attracts trash, stupidity attracts stupidity.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

28 Titla's New Movie! A Leading Role! Yeah Weird, Right?


Yes, the words you're reading are not deceiving, but Tila may be. As with many announcements, Tila has the annoying habit of exaggerating things, her latest, her new home, which she claimed was a purchased mansion but in the end, is actually a single-family home and rent-based. Stupid Saigon whore needs to stop lying and grow the fuck up already or simply hook off the streets quietly.