Monday, January 31, 2011

75 Tila Wynn's Lesbian Sex Tape!

UPDATE

Warning: The following entry contains explicit images (though private parts are censored to prevent eye-gouging), so, if you hate watching sex acts, don't read or just click on the comment button to read people's opinions as it'll skip the main article.

Thanks to Queen_LaQueefa for this, uh, link of Tila Wynn getting it on with two girls.

Seeing Tila Ting-Ting Wynn jacking off was pretty gross. I've seen hotter girls. Sorry, that's just my opinion. No turn on for me as I'm a heterosexual. And even if I was a lesbian, I certainly WOULDN'T get turned on by this gutter rat. Oh, and by the way, what the fuck is this?


Okay, Tila. Okay.

You can read more of Tila's sex fiasco by clicking on Tila Doing Porn label.

UPDATE BELOW





Even though she says the girls left her crib, I'm willing to bet the video was shot at some sleazy studio. Either way, our typical hogul lies and lies and it's a pity her AOI are still brainwashed by her words. Sad...truly.

75 comments:

BigPoppaPhat said...

She's 3 fingers wide too. I bet 4 fingers easy.

FUYU said...

HAAAAA!!!! I remember some of her AOI saying that they would be disappointed if she were to show up on porn- and when she denied it they were quick to call all of the articles that the haters pointed out lies. Well... here it is.. pics included. I know they will probably think of another ridiculous excuse for this.

imoutofit said...

Sad how someone else besides Tila broke her own headline.

EPIC FAIL!

Hannah said...

Hahahahah! Can't lie her way out of that one.

Joann said...

She'll come up with some lie for her AOI's and they'll fall for it.

IMO, she's a lying skank and will always be a lying skank. At least the other porn girls are upfront about what they do and I can respect them for it.

RockitQueen said...

Here's where the stolen computer lie comes into play.

God, I'm so grossed out by those pictures, even with the bars. I'd rather watch the Screech sex tape!

Joann said...

I looked at the actual tape this time and there is no way Tila can deny it's her and her boobs are all scarred underneath.

Unless I was looking at the condensed version there is no way in hell she should have been paid six figures for that. It's not that good. Wonder why she don't do porn with men cause she ain't no lesbian.

Joann said...

Sorry, meant "deny it's NOT her".

Skank got some black stuff going on downstairs and I thought I saw a hole...like a piercing hole.... *shuddering*

Monique said...

I wonder if the "jacked tape" came from Tila's "stolen laptop". I could see that whore trying to double-dip and leaking the tape herself. Maybe she went to Paris for New Years to deliver the tape.

It looks to me like it was shot either to look like a personal tape or it is a amateur tape. Also, is it just me or is that Tila's bedroom? Because that bed looks to me like the one she owns.

anon110 said...

Awaiting her twitter rage.

Monique said...

"UPDATE: Tila's rep gave us this statement: "Tila Nguyen is in total shock and livid right now that someone had the audacity to leak out an intimate tape made with her and her 2 girlfriends without her consent.

That tape was not meant for the public and she has been fighting fiercely in court to not have anything released. We are currently working with her lawyer's to decide what the next steps are."" - TMZ

Monique said...

Sorry for the multiple posts, just so much info coming in. Here is the cover art for her tape, "Tila Tequila Uncorked"

http://twitpic.com/3vchuq

Hannah said...

I'm also of the opinion she leaked it herself to cash in on the tape when it officially comes out. To everyone who pointed this out (I was busy pouring acid in my eyes) good eye on the scars, that is sick. You could get a better boob job in Tijuana.

Joann said...

I thought Vivid paid her for that tape and was planning on releasing it some time in the near future? Isn't that how she could afford to lease that Lambo? Okay, I'm confused.

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whatathriller said...

I think it`s all a PR stunt. like tila "doesn`t want you to see the vid, cos it`s "personal". bullshit, it clearly was made for public, and vivid bought it from tila or produced it from the start.

to push the sales or wathever they acted in the vid as if it`s private (well acting, tila! muhahahah!!). now a short clip of the vid "leaked", and tila`s all like: "oh my gosh, that wasn`t meant for public!" so the (sick) people get curious about the actual sex tape.

I actually thought she would explain it as it was just about research and rehearse for her awesome prostitution role.

Monique said...

@Joann Yes Vivid reportedly paid for the tape and that is why they are trying to get the 5 minute clip removed. If you look at the cover art it says, "The XXX tape that Tila Tequila doesn't want you to see!" So I think that is the angle that they are going for. That somehow these "home movies" were obtained by them and Tila was unable to stop the distribution. Actually it's a pretty clever trick. Tila will pretend to fight the tape being released saying that it was just a "loving home movie she made with 2 of her best friends." Tila will cry to her Army about how the video was taken off her stolen laptop. She will say us haters are lying, that she is not a porn star, but a victim of theft, which of course the AOI will believe. This will get her free press in the hopes of generating sales. Who cares if Tila Tequila is in a porno? But change that to the "Recently sober reality star who is trying to turn her life around has tape stolen off laptop and tries to stop it's distribution" and now she has a story that the media will cover, giving her the free publicity she wants. She has been setting this up for awhile now. If she was able to stop another tape from being released, why not this one? I even wonder if that "other tape" wasn't also a set-up by her?

Joann said...

Thanks Monique. I THOUGHT that was the tape she did for Vivid. It's sad that in order to get anyone really interested in the tape, she has to go this route.

I'm not into girl on girl porn and I thought it was boring but for some it's their thing, so I guess it will make a few bucks.

I know she needs to take spend some of her money getting those scars removed from under her boobs. They look terrible.

QOCAP check your email.

Mary said...

Hee hee hee! I saw the clip, funny as hell! Whatever is going on with her lady parts and boob scars *shudder* only Tila could be in a threesome and forget the other two people in the room. It's just her masturbating in the most unattractive way with these two other girls bouncing around trying to get screen time. Such a wreck!!
(My synopsis for people with a less iron clad stomach)

Joann said...

The skank knows a lot of her AOI's are unhappy with her about that porn tape that everyone has seen so she's taking THEIR feelings of disappointment and basically telling them to get over it because there are things that are worse happening to people and to look at the bright side of things. Part of her bullshit from her piece of crap blog:

"there are 6 billion people in this world who are all going through some sort of pain right now or stress at this very second. So instead of thinking about all the negative things that is happening in your life, try to focus on the things that you DO HAVE!".

Of course the AOI's now feel bad they were harboring sad or angry thoughts about her when there are so many other horrible things happening to people that are much worse than her porn tape.

The AOI's have forgiven her and everything is back to normal. SMH.

No level headed adult will ever deal with Tila for too long(they can see right through her manipulation) so her only hope for getting the admiration she craves is to keep the young and feeble minded in the dark and at her beck and call.

If they want to continue believing in this lying tramp then so be it...I just hope she won't lead them to do something drastic with their lives where there is no comeback.

TJW said...

Also, I read a very interesting comment by someone who called themselves "Alexander" before Tila went on her deleting spree this morning on her flog. It was an odd sounding comment, it was written as though the person didnt speak English and used a translator. Anyway, one of the things he had said was, "Michael is very disappointed about you know what" or something like that. At first I thought he might have been referring to Michael Lohan, but now I'm leaning more toward Michael Bisko.

Joann said...

See, this is what I mean by her AOI's being feeble minded.

This AOI member is blaming the haters because she says Tila don't like her now or she can't follow Tila anymore or some bullshit.

Why is she blaming this on the haters? Anyone know the REAL reason behind this?

I'm not going to put anyone's twitter name on blast but this was too funny to pass up:

......@......@......are you happy now tila hates I can't follow @TilaTequila you happy now HATERS I HATE YOU U BROKEN UP THE #TA about 3 hours ago via web

......@......@......are you happy now tila hates I can't follow @TilaTequila you happy now HATERS I HATE YOU U BROKEN UP THE #TA

......@TilaTequila hates me because of the haters they got what they wanted fuckin haters the haters fuck with me I'm so so sad about 4 hours ago via web.

RockitQueen said...

OK, I gave in and watched it (the ice storm is affecting my ability to make rational decisions). Her vag and tits are fucking revolting! The scars! The...blackness. GROSS!! Is that some kind of crotch rot?

I'm completely traumatized by the "zoom in." The whole two minutes was more disturbing than August Underground's Mordum. I'm going to go sit in a corner and rock now.

raunchyb said...

@Joann - it popped up in the side bar on this site, and I saw that user post the following:

@tila tequila some hater gave me your personel cell phone# so i called you to see if it was ur # I'm sorry for disturbing you.

It seems like one of the "haters" gave the crazy and perpetually drunk AOI member Tila's real number, and Tila wasn't happy about actually getting a call from a fan. I remember this lady being crazy in the past, but it could all be fake... Who knows?

As to the video, I'm avoiding it like the plague.

BigPoppaPhat said...

Dont forget this gem:

.......
@OfficialMsTila..pls forgive me i already broke 2 knuckles i'm urt bad my heart is pls forgive me beautiful let me back in #TilaArmy luv u

Wow, and she can still tweet with two broken knuckles, just like Tila was tweeting during her miscarriage.

Joann said...

LOL @ "crazy and perpetually drunk AOI member".

Thanks raunchyb I was wondering what she was rambling on about. Had me in stitches...."f*ck you haters"...lol.

Bannana Smoothie said...

That video was so gross! And I dont believe those girls are her bestfriends too because I've never seen them out with her and they weren't invited to her Bday dinner last year. I bet you they're porn stars! No one in their right mind would ever, ever, ever want to sleep with Tina! And they all seem cracked up on that video too! She is just a disgusting piece of shit! And yes, I bet you that once again she will deny this video was made for the public to see! Tina... no matter how many you change your name, you will always be a SKANK!

Elli said...

I remember last year when she tweeted (or blogged) about having a slumber party with her girlfriends, I wonder if that's when she made the video?

I haven't watched the video yet because I'm kind of scared to look at her "black private parts" (yuck) and I'm afraid that it will make me ill if I watched it.

Moogle said...

Ahhhh!!!

What has been seen cannot be unseen! Holy Mother Mary of God! I remember seeing an old photo of her squatting in the nude with her nastym 5 shades lighter, Texas sized beef curtains flapping in the wind.

Speculating here but something like a disease has to be causing her labias to discolour to such an extreme shade. I know that sexual arouses can cause it to darken but black?! Ugh!

Whose got the eye bleach!

Joann said...

Tila's last tweet from her new twitter account:

"I will be busy rehearsing for this movie I got casted for so I won't be able to get online as much. Be back soon!"

According to her old tweets she's been rehearsing for this movie that she got "casted for" for quite some time and always found time to tweet, now all of sudden she will be to busy to go online.

"# Now that we have that cleared, I'm super excited about this movie I'm working on right now! I can't wait until it's finished! :) 5:08 PM Jan 19th via we"

"# Why do people love using my name to make up stories? I've been way too busy filming tv show and rehearsing for a movie to be dating anyone! 5:04 PM Jan 19th via web"

"# At meeting for movie reading and rehearsals!!!!!! YAY! 3:23 PM Jan 19th via web"

Something is up and I don't think it has anything to do with this "movie" she's suppose to be rehearsing for.

Anyone have any inside info why she changed her twitter AGAIN?

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Monique said...

"5 Questions About The Tila Tequila Sex Tape

1) Aren’t you supposed to release the sex tape before becoming inexplicably famous? The proper progression is, Sex Tape > Interaction With One Of The Davises > Inexplicable Fame. It’s a time-tested system – DON’T ROCK THE BOAT, Tila.

2) Judging by the cover, is this lesbian threesome occurring inside the game Double Dragon? Does Abobo show up at any point?

3) Why’s she wearing a watch?

4) It’s a Two-Disc set? How much footage could there possibly be? Is the second disc just Easter eggs and a green screen tutorial? Or just the movie Clash Of The Titans in its entirety?

5) Just how profitable is the demographic of “People Who Seek Out Sex Tapes But Are Unable To Google A Person’s Name?” I guess it’s as profitable as the “People Who Buy Albums” demographic, which is to say, extremely."

- Dan Hopper (VH1 BestWeekEver.tv)

Joann said...

@Monique...I don't know the answer to your other questions but re #1 it seems like she is going backwards or back to the beginning of her "journey to nowhere" with this porn movie/s.

After the Shawne Merriman fiasco I was really curious about her so I googled her and found so many nude or near nude soft porn videos of her "posing", "trying to act cute", masturbating, etc,.

Also saw a couple of videos/pictures of her when she was young, half clothed of course. This chick has been busy....trust me.

Before she got her boob job Tila had very small boobs and looked like a pre-teen but she knew how to look sensual for the cameras.

I'm surprised she got booked for any jobs back then looking as young as she did.

So with that, all I can say is maybe she is going back to her "roots" since she has been somewhat successful doing that for over a decade.

We all know being a mogul or an actress is not working for her.

FUYU said...

@Joann I was thinking the exact same thing!! How coincidental that the video is about to be released (and was "leaked") that she has to suddenly be away while it unfolds. I think maybe her management is telling her to just keep her trap shut because as usual, she's destroying her fake "new image".

And it's really horrible how she left Carleana this way. That girl makes me cringe and sometimes I want to smack the sense out of her but obviously the girl has serious mental issues and Tina left her there to basically ...suffer. Although like a lot of people have been saying on twitter that this SHOULD open her eyes... it's not (not surprised though). AND only ONE of her AOI reacted to her (paralyzedqueen) while SEVERAL "haters" showed sincere concern (Freshtina, lolercopter, nan426 dancerzmomma etc) and she even lashed back at some of them for trying to help. I thought her army was a "family".. but again, not surprised at all.

Oh btw Monique was quoting/referring to this link in her post. :)
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-02-02/5-questions-about-the-tila-tequila-sex-tape/

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

Can someone fill me in with this Carleana and Tila situation? I've missed it.

FUYU said...

@QOCAP, I missed the last half of it (last night) but it started not too long after Tina changed her twitter name.

Carleana was contacted by tilas_doctor, who gave Carleana25 Tina's "number" and Carleana apparently called the number. After that, Tina blocked Carleana and she started to freak out and blame the haters for it. She mentioned she broke two of her knuckles, had her heart broken and was going on a drinking/smoking binge (not unusual for her I guess, but I bet it's A LOT more than her normal drinking and could kill her) and when everyone reacted she was cursing at the haters for making Tina block her and got even more pissed when the haters were trying to reach out to her to try and calm her down.

Later that day, Tina mentioned she was going to go on a break from Twitter for her rehearsals (yeah right) and left Carleana hanging. You can see her apologizing and begging Tina for forgiveness in her tweets (I think those are still there?)...

Calreana deleted her convos with others on her side, but you can read the reaction from everyone (mostly haters) from her timeline ( http://twitter.com/search?q=Carleana25 )

Personally, I don't think it was Tila's number that made her block Carleana. Lolercopter (I believe?) mentioned that it goes to a fax number. I think Tila just was getting tired of Carleana's drunk and obsessive rants & CAPS LOCK lmao.

Joann said...

That is who I was referring to in my prior comments up top I didn't know all this was going on.

Thanks FUYU. I read about 3 pages of her timeline and Carlena25 is seriously screwed up. I don't feel sorry for her because she don't want help she just want the skank to unblock her.

All of her AOI's should take notice because Tila will do the same with them if they start whining to her about anything. As long as they kiss her ass and tell her how pretty she looks and how much they love her, they're safe and in good standing...lol.

FUYU said...

Ah.. sorry Joann... I missed those comments of yours! I'm happy you posted those tweets up since she likes to delete replies to "haters". She sure is desperate to hide any contact from us. Yes, I honestly don't feel sorry for her either but I was concerned since she sounded a bit suicidal.

Carleana gets pissed off at people who sincerely show that they care about her while at the same time throws her stupid TilaArmy4LIFE hash tag and not even one member of that "family" jumps to try to calm her down. And honestly looking at the posts, paralyzedqueen may have contacted her, but it was basically "shut up, we don't want to read that $hit" and not a "Are you okay?". It pisses me off that they claim to be so proud of their Army/Family but when they need help the most no one says anything except for the haters. *sigh*

I agree with you 100%. Her AOI should take notice of this. Seems like they are doing what they are good at by ignoring the obvious as usual though.

Elli said...

Guess who made it in "The Best Dos & Don'ts of the Year?" for the Glamour January 2011 issue?

The caption says..... Supersize Cleavage: Sorry, a Don't!
Even though they put a black bar over her eyes you can still tell it's her.

khandersuk said...

Thanks for the story on Carleana. Tila likes to present herself as attainable by her fans, that is her whole angle, yet a fan did get in touch with her and look what she did in response! It's not that far off from Homerbartt who has tweeted and commented on her site about his idea to move to LA and live with Tila for awhile. Tila has full responsibility for this, she blurs the line between reality and actuality continuously and this is the aftermath. She will never see it that way, any attention is what she thrives on, whether it's negative or positive.

RockitQueen said...

On one of the Gremlin's fake Twitter accounts (diana_king), she says she has court at 8:30 tomorrow (today) and that "someone is going to jail." There are a few other comments and Gary is mentioned.

I hate myself for knowing this. Anyway, should be "interesting." Let's hope Gary actually shows up for court promptly this time.

hanah said...

oh she talks about the comic book AGAIN...you know, the one who was set to be released last summer...

@rockitqueen Gary is just as messed up as Tingting, I wouldn't trust anyone who's been around her at all. He's going to come out of this as a loser, I'm pretty sure

Joann said...

@RockitQueen...Can't wait to see how this turns out. Gary is a punk in my book. That "late for court" thing did it for me.

@hanah...I just saw her tweets about it. This comic book has been in the works for over a year.

It's funny because yesterday she claimed she would be sooo busy working on the movie she "got casted for" that she wouldn't be online for awhile.

Now, today she claims she's working on her own comic book and adding her AOI's to the storyline. They will have a big role in her comic book...AND...once it's finish it will be pitched to be turned into a TV series or a movie and the AOI's will be famous. ROTFLMAO at this one.

She has to get control over them again. I think the porn tape got a lot of them upset with her.

I bet the saps are already telling their friends they're going to be in a comic book Tila is making and maybe in a movie or on TV.

Monique said...

Tila Tequila Claims Photog Violated Restraining Order, Tries To Have Him Arrested

"Although the pint-size reality-TV star wasn’t present in court her attorneys were there to represent her and brought an email from photographer Garry Sun, written to Tila, to prove he’d been contacting her.

“You win, I know what you’re trying to do,” the email read. Go ahead and report me to the police and have me arrested.”

Tila’s attorney’s argued that she’d reported it to the authorities but they found it to be insufficient grounds for having Garry arrested. Garry was in court today and the judge issued another hearing for later in the month. A contempt hearing has been set for February 23, 2011."

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/exclusive-tila-tequila-claims-photog-violated-restraining-order-tries-have-him

BigPoppaPhat said...

Anybody can send tila an email and claim to be Gary.

Dawn said...

Did anyone happen to screencap the tweet from last night that she deleted? I wonder what it was about.

Hannah said...

@Dawn I didn't see it either but from what people are saying about it it seems like she pinned all her failures on the Illuminati again. Eye roll!

Monique said...

"I told ya'll I was right about "THE OTHERS" they even say it in "HER" new music vid!"

http://www.celebritytweet.com/OfficialMsTila/link/33762434137198592/

Joann said...

Tila posing as diana_king or someone she paid to tweet as diana_king is taunting Gary on his twitter again and he's falling for it.

When will this dude learn?

Monique said...

At this point I don't feel sorry if he gets locked up. He seriously needs a mental evaluation. He sounds like a idiot by replying to diana_ting-ting.

imoutofit said...

All those in favor to have of them both locked raise your hands. Seriously, Garry is dumb for falling for Ting-ting trolling his ass or he's just playing along with her to drum up more publicity. And him saying that he has proofs that Ting-Dirtysnatchwh0re has dirty hands in a bunch of sordid crap makes him just as guilty as well by not coming forward and reporting it to the authorities.

hanah said...

Why are @MsTilaHogul and diana_king so friendly? And I'm still not sure if diana_king is tila, I mean, everyone could act like Tila just to confuse people

J said...

Re: @carleana25 and TingTing...this is @tilas_dockter. Carleana was freaking the fuck out over TingTing not answering her tweets and so I told her she should give the skank a jingle and tell her over the phone. Of course she called me a stalker and said she wouldn't call, but she couldn't resist the temptation and called the twat scab. After TingTing fucked up, carleana tweets how sorry she is, that she got the number from a hater and wanted to see if it was her. It is her number. Those who run the jeliz hater blogs know how I have it. Also another hater called the number and tingting picked up in a meth haze. I called it recently and she picked up and sounded like one of Marge Simpson's sisters, she smokes that much. I could care less if people think its dumb or childish btw. I fucking hate the whore.

J said...

That should read "after Tila picked up", not "fucked up". Bitch fucks up everyday.

Joann said...

It seems like all her AOI's make it a point at a certain time, seems like it's always in the morning, to tweet over and over how beautiful she is, how amazing she is, she's an angel, she's my wifey, now playing ......,etc, etc.

I guess the idiots DM each other when to go on her twitter and tweet this crap over and over to show how loyal they are to her. SMH.

imoutofit said...

I think 2-4 of the members of the AOI are just trolling the haters for shits and giggles. However, some of her AOI truly believe the stuff that they tweet and that my friends, is a wee bit scary.

Joann said...

Thanks imoutofit...lol...they can troll all night and day with that asinine bullshit, I just thought it was sad and stupid they would do that and now that I know it's for the benefit of the Haters it makes them look like an even bigger bunch of idiots.

FUYU said...

I agree with Imoutofit. I can tell bug and black cat are trolls. I'm sure they really are fans though, but I can also tell they troll for the really harsh haters on twitter and that's why zandah started to troll like that too. His tweets are actually funny sometimes.

imoutofit said...

@Fuyu yea, zandah's tweets are so outrageous, you know he's got to be trolling. Like the one where he said that Tila owned the rights to Nutella and that's how she makes her money.

FUYU said...

@Imoutofit, OHHHH he's definitely trolling. Not many people that have come recently know he *was anti not too long ago. I still think he is anti but just got tired, plus he made friends with some TA and some of the harsher haters didn't seem to like it for some reason thus the trolling. *shrugs* I personally don't mind. Some (although very few) of the TA seem ok but I would go crazy seeing some of those tweets on my timeline lol.

FUYU said...

BTW, that nutella tweet was hilarious XD

Joann said...

Tila said on her twitter she is getting ready for all the Grammy events coming up.

Since she's not with Mr. Bradshaw anymore she's probably asking around to find out where the other Z-list people are having their "after parties" so she can crash a couple of them and get her picture on some obscure blog where she's blowing that fake ass kiss which she does in damn near every picture she takes. LOL.

deluwiel said...

@Joann - "Getting ready for the all the Grammy events" - it is to laugh. I'm waiting for her to get bored with the lack of attention given to the new, sophisticated, grown-up and covered-up Tila Wynn and revert to sprawling out on the ground and writhing around in a purple sparkly diaper or something and announcing another name change to reflect the daring sexy edgy Tila.

FUYU said...

@Joann UGH... the blow a kiss pose. I don't know much about her before shot of love but wasn't she one of those car girl models? You'd think she would know to change her poses every once in a while. :/

Joann said...

@FUYU...I read she was a car model too but I didn't know anything about this skank either until I watched A Shot Of Love.

I was curious about a bi-sexual reality show and after it was over I forgot about her until I read about the Shawne Merriman incident.

The paramedics found no bruises or anything on her body, the hospital released her the same night or the next day but days later when TMZ showed her in a video with her arm covered in bruises I figured this chick was lying about Shawne hurting her and that's when I started doing research on her. Later, after seeing how she cut up her own arm in the fake suicide attempt to get attention, I KNEW she lied about Shawne Merriman hurting her.

Anything this skank think is working for her she will continue to do over and over no matter how ridiculous she looks or sounds.

imoutofit said...

@Joann and @FUYU

Yea, the twat was an import car model before the days of Playboy, Myspace, and A Shot of Love. My then bf (now ex) was into the whole scene and she was on a few magazines and did her rounds at Hot Import Nights and other high profile import car shows. Tila didn't require a whole repertoire of poses for being a car model; all she had to do was dress up, smile, push out her boobs, and sit/stand on/in/or next to the car. A monkey with a better boob job could do her job as a car model, but I digress.

Here's one of her back from 2002:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XGsjnYYQwCY/TH7ScpzIv_I/AAAAAAAABD8/uqBvvzaNrG4/s1600/TilaNguyen-ImportTuner-44november02.jpg

FUYU said...

Thanks for the flash back pic imoutofit! LMAO @ twat. Ugh.... her jaw/mouth really bothers me in that pic too...

Joann said...

Whoever is casting Tila in these current TV roles is making a fool out of her. She was cast as a hooker/golddigger in "Bleep My Father Says" and now this.

I have never heard of Zach Galifianakis or his show. Anyone heard of him before? Judging from the video it looks like a skit done in satire because I doubt very seriously if Jennifer Anniston wouldn't be on something like this to promote her latest picture.

I guess as long as Tila can say she was on stage with an A-lister she don't care what role they have her play. Just as well cause she can't act with a damn anyway.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/video-new-friends-tila-tequila-meets-jennifer-aniston-thanks-zach-galifianakis

Hannah said...

@Joann he's the guy from The Hangover and a few other movies and he has a comedy show on cable. Definitely a satire - I got the gist that the butt of the joke is really Tila because they're mocking her career. It wouldn't be funny at all if Tila wasn't a nobody, the whole skit is ironic because of it.

I agree with you about her agent making a fool out of her. But what's sad is whoever's behind it all is probably doing the best they can.

Either way, the video was SO awkward.

lolercopter said...

If you read the link @Joann provided you can see Tila e-mailed that video to RadarOnline. There have been over 1/2 a dozen "Between Two Ferns" and none of them have appeared on that site except for Tila's because she begged for it to be on there. She is such a pathetic whore.

Just to clarify, I did not use/call that number, I just told Carleana to get some help and found a website for her that would give it.

BTW, love the new banner, til the phrase "black labia" caused me to dry-heave.

Joann said...

@ Hannah...I googled him after I left my comment. I saw The Hangover but I can't remember who he was in the movie. Was he one of the three guys trying to find the groom the next day?

I'm going to rent the movie again to see what part he played...I just can't place him.

@lolercopter...I figured she told Radaronline about it because it's not on the other gossip sites I go to who post about her. Not on TMZ or x17onlne.

So let's see...all of Tila's screen time on TV sitcoms where she actually had lines in 2010 and so far in 2011: (1)Gossip Queens-5 minutes...(2)Bleep My Father Says-5 minutes...(3)Between Two Ferns - 4 minutes which = 14 minutes. Not counting The Cleveland Show cause that was only her cartoon character or interviews.

I might be leaving something out so to make it even, I'll throw in another 6 minutes which brings a grand of 20 minutes. Yep, she doing big things on TV...*rollng eyes*.

Didn't she say, last year, Gossip Queens loved her so much they called her to come back on the show and she would let us know the date and time her episode would air? Never anything else about that. lol.

FUYU said...

@lolecopter EEP! Sorry for that. I'm sure it was someone that was on your time line though because that's how I was following most what had happened that day (sorry for stalking your time line so much... you just have the most interesting convos with the AOI). I tried tracking back, but it isn't allowing me look that far back.

@qocap Awesome new banner!!!!!

Hannah said...

@Joann yeah, he's one of the three guys looking for the groom. The kind of special one that drugs them all at the beginning. I thought he was funny in The Hangover but not so much in the Funny or Die series he has.

Haha and of course another lie about Gossip Queens loving her. She's a walking liability, coming onset as high as she was.

@qocap love the banner!

deluwiel said...

I think this "Ferns" skit is only an online thing (funnyordie.com) and doesn't even count as TV face time.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

I saw the clip and it was a total waste of my time. Shit wasn't even funny or awkward IMO. Tila, you may be a joke to the world, but when it comes to acting "funny", you fail...miserably. Stop it! You're not an actress. Stick to opening your legs and shut the fuck up already. K, thanks. Bye.