Monday, January 24, 2011

15 Ting-Ting! Me Suck Yo Dick!

Few weeks ago, an Army of Idiots soldier tweeted me this awesome shit:
Why is it awesome? Because unlike most of Tila's fans, though labeled as AOI, this is certainly a rare moment when a fan admits Tila Tequila lies! Of course, I've challenged this person but I guess he/she got too scared and didn't want to risk of being "kicked out" so ignored me. Yes. In Tila's world, her club is so immature. It's equivalent to those clubs children make and if you piss off the leader, it's a "toot-a-loo" to you. As long you "ass-kiss" her, you'll be on her good side. Anyways, all I got to say is, despite this fan's poor taste for an idol, I have to give mad props for admitting that Tila Tequila lies.


Here are Tila's latest lies:

Back in September 28, 2010, this moron was a "guest" on some show called The Gossip Queens. The clip is still available. Then, came this: (look at the time stamp)
As of this date, I have yet to see the second segment and because we all know Tila is wrong about many things, it's safe to say this is just another lie to prove she's a "celebrity." Infamous, yes. Celebrity? Hardly. Real celebrities don't need to deceit, let alone, announce news in ambiguous ways, and rely on publicity stunts to remain relevant (such as arm cutting). But in Tila's world, bad publicity is good publicity. Who needs talent when you're a pathological lying freak with fake titties?

All these lies in one entry! Amazing! This is the entry about hogul experiencing a moment of clarity: Failed to dethrone Perez Hilton and failed to become the number one celebrity blogger! Hell, there's a list (36) of things she'd promised to have and yet, failed to accomplish only but one. Can you guess what that is? She'd promised to upload pictures of her nasty-self. Wow! That is an accomplishment! But if you were to take that promise away, she'd accomplished nothing. NOTHING. What is FAILURE?

On November 12, the whore mentioned about being in an Italian Vogue magazine but turns out to be The Source instead. Then, on November 29, announced she's engaged and thinking the world actually cares, tried to tease us by being mysterious and dodging questions. Well, turns out she's unlikely engaged. To add insult to the injury toward her mother and deceased grandmother (as she's seen with various men), when asked about Casey Johnson, the fucking whore claims she found love this time. If the engagement was just a publicity stunt, Tila not only insults her own fans, but insulted Casey Johnson...again. I'm sure those who keep up with Tila's lies know three days after Casey's death, the lowlife piece of meat that deserves to die herself, was seen taken photos with a flower between her disgusting breasts, smiling at the paps. What did we expect, people? She's a narcissist and a sociopath. They lack empathy. But that's okay. I lack empathy toward Tila myself and don't care whether she dies or continues living. She is just a toy I like to play with and care about justice...justice for the people she have hurt, used, possibly murdered, and lied too to get where she's at. Other latest lies include her Tila Iphone App and clothing line. Let us not forget she claimed her crappy-designed layout will be new and better...like since November 12th. Go figure!


So, Ting-Ting got herself a small role as a trophy wife. I've never heard of Shit! My Dad Says until she'd mentioned it. I don't intend to watch it, but I would love to see her horrendous acting, so if anyone can just show us her Ting-Ting clip, I'll be thanking you. By the way, Ting-Ting? What the fuck? It's pretty amusing how Tila thinks the audience was laughing with her. She failed to realize they were laughing at her, just like how the Gossip Queens were making fun of her and not noticed their mockeries. Hell, I would be screaming her name too just so I can continue laughing at her! There are two reasons why she thought the levity was awesome: 1. She failed to realize, according to that hooker picture she took from her cubical-sized dressing room, guys like to see women dressed in slutty outfits. And 2., with no prior training in acting, it is hilarious to see those incompetents memorize their lines while looking spaced-out, trying to remember their cues. Did anybody see Britney Spears' Crossroads? Either way, a role like trophy's wife or a Hooter's girl should be a sign that Hollywood doesn't take your ass seriously, at least your brain. But then again, Tila Tequila doesn't have one. She ate it back in France with her latest client, remember?

P.S. If Hollywood ever do a re-make of Full Metal Jacket, they must hire Tila for that prostitute role by the name of Da Nang Hooker who says, "sucky, sucky five dolla!" I'm just say'n.

15 comments:

BigPoppaPhat said...

This post have me rolling in lol's! Great post! And it never hurts to Google some reviews of shit my dad says. I haven't seen one positive one yet! The show is an obvious flop.

imoutofit said...

*points and laughs at Ting-Ting* Ha-ha!

@QOCAP IF she gets anymore acting gigs, she'll be typecasted as the cheap-two dollar Da-Nang Hooker.

Oh, and you forgot to add that horrible straight to DVD movie she did back in the day in her acting resume...if she even has one.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

@imoutofit Isn't that the one involving vampires?

imoutofit said...

@qocap Lmao, yes!

RC3199 said...

I really feel sorry for her family.

One can only imagine the disgrace and shame they have endured.

To bad they were not able to set her ass straight when she first discovered the internet.

The attention she received as a result of exploiting her body and her wannabe street thug attitude have permanently warped her brain.

If only they had viewed the following video they could have known exactly how to deal with the situation...!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n62N7GnbjlU

Don't you agree...? LOL

Joann said...

Tila tweeted:
"I just remembered that I have to do a national radio tour early tomorrow morning starting at 7:00am to 9:00am! SO TUNE IN EVERYWHERE! -RT"

Of course she didn't give a link to listen to her "national radio tour"....lol....but I did see this a few minutes ago on her twitter:
"# prepping for my interview with @TilaTequila tomorrow -- what do you guys want me to ask her? 8 minutes ago via web"

This was an earlier tweet from the same college dudes who will be interviewing her:
"# @CUatUSC starts a week early on Jan. 25th with our exclusive interview with the one and only @TilaTequila! 10:44 AM Jan 23rd via web"

hanah said...

too funny @Joann I just came here to write the same tweet of this college guy lol

deluwiel said...

wait wait wait... her "national radio tour" (wtf is a radio tour?) is with some frat guy on a college station? LOL
anyway, Tina has done another 180 on her drug/alcohol abuse (huh? I thought she's allergic to alcohol!)and now says that yup, she DID have a problem, that she's all better now and she's changing her name... again. Tila Tequila is dead. Miss Tila was just a passing phase. Now she's going to be serious actress/artiste Tila Wynn. RadarOneline (who else?) has the exclusive:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/01/exclusive-video-interview-tila-tequila-declares-shes-sober-i-needed-help-was

hanah said...

Thanks for the link deluwiel! Let's wait and see, she told a millions times how she's changed and all grown up, was always just a phase and eventually she fell back into her childish ways.

BigPoppaPhat said...

Sounds like her little obscure roll in and obscure sitcom, that is an obvious failure is totally going to her head, now she's an accomplished actress. The only movie I could see Tila Wang Ting Tang having a lead roll in are those late night cinemax movies.

Joann said...

This skank gets more delusional every month. You're right deluwiel, what is a radio tour and/or a "national radio tour"?.

I googled "national radio tour"(I was curious) and found it's a tour where an artist goes from state to state giving interviews over the radio about their upcoming work. Okay I got that...but how can you go on a "national tour" from 7AM to 9AM which is what she tweeted? Blowing things up again I see.

She's changing her last name to Wynn? Who gives a f*ck. She's still the same inside. IMO, she's a weak minded pathological liar and a sociopath....and from what I read a sociopath is incapable of changing.

I would hope she could change and bring something positive to the arts but I'm not holding my breath.

Joann said...

Oh I forgot...I guess the press coverage she was talking about yesterday was sending that bullshit tape to Radaronline.

deluwiel said...

well, Joann - you're forgetting her study of quantum physics. Clearly she's perfected her teleporter and can be interviewed in multiple states over the period of 2 hours. However, since she "just remembered" the tour, she has to limit it to one since she's so busy with meetings and rehearsals and all of those serious actress-y things. And she still looks all glassy-shifty-eyed in that interview and why doesn't she wash her friggin' hair once in a while?!

Monique said...

Well that will be the closest Tina will ever be to smart and that is standing next to Jean.

My prediction is the trophy wife won't speak any English, so the whore's "acting" will be minimal. Tina says that there is a "surprise" about the episode, but she doesn't want to give it away. Of course I know she very well might be lying to try to get people to watch or just because that is what she does. But, wouldn't it be great if "the twist" is that Ting Ting has a ding ding! @:-D

RC3199 said...

Here is an exclusive for her AOI waiting eagerly to watch the train wreck on TV tonight.

From all the fuss Tina has been making about this appearance on TV you would think that she believes that she is the next Meryl Streep .

Fact is she played a gold digging whore screwing an old man, not much of a stretch from her real life.

Her three minutes on air was a joke and she delivered about four lines of dialogue.

The real laughs were delivered by William Shatner when he asked his family:

"Where is the Febreze, I need to get some Ting-Ting off my Couch-Couch..."

I guess the slut left a snail trail when she was sitting on the couch......LOL