Monday, January 10, 2011

47 Tila's Not a Bully...Wait, Scratch That

A minor update! :)

This morning, I had a great chuckle, thanks to our favorite pseudo-mogul, skank Tila Tequila! What caused the levity you may wonder? I don't know the real reason behind this message but according to her latest entry, many of her Army of Idiots (AOI), who are mostly underage, if not, probably pedophiles, were asking her for advice regarding about coping mechanism, in this case, bullying. Yes, I wonder the same thing: Isn't that Mommy and Daddy's jobs? Not to mention, these sad outcast individuals can't find someone in their community to talk to? Like trash attracts trash, stupidity attracts stupidity.



Speaking of advice, looks like another one bites the dust. For a while, little Saigon midget whore had a special section for her Tila Army. And while the category itself isn't gone, but I thought it was pretty damn rude of her to remove the url from the header. After all, no one shows superficial love to Tila Tequila like her moronic fans, so the least she could do is keep it visible, but not Tila. It's all about me, me, me, me...despite saying "it's going to be about my fans" as well. Tila, your fans may be stupid and suffer amnesia, but us, haters, you wish we were your fans. So while it's not important, but I'm just wondering why the skank also removed the advice column from the header as well. Embarrassment? Most likely. Because no one is taking her shit seriously? Definitely. So, there's my answer.

Because I'm a nice bitch, I've decided to write a transcript for those who don't want to watch her lip-smacking video. It's a relief she didn't act so retarded from her last video. I seriously wanted to punch her face. I really did. Anyways, not only did I go out of my way of doing this, I also want to point out some things she'd said that was pretty...can't find the words to describe it but either way, read on.

"Hi, guys! This is Miss Tila (for a second, I thought it was someone else!) and I just want to take some time out to share a little story with you. Ummmm, when I was younger, (born in 1975 or 1981. But if you ask me, I say Tila was born in 1977. Either way, the word "younger" is not appropriate when telling a tale that happened more than a decade ago), ummm, I mean, as you all know, you may have seen my show, A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila about being bisexual and so, ummm, I just wanna share a story with you about when I was younger, *methsmack* I'd used to have a girlfriends (yes, "s") ummmm that nobody knew about, you know, because...back then, I was very...uuummmmm...*methsmack* as...well, I-'specially in Texas of all places, it was very ummmm being gay, lesbian, bisexual, it's a very, you know, uuuhhh...you know, people-people weren't open to it (Which reminds me, this nasty hooker believes because of her dumbass show, gay marriage became legalized. Yeah, she fucking wishes.) and so, I had a girlfriend for awhile and that were-we're madly in love and ummmm *methsmack* one day, somebody found out, and they started rumors and then, the whole school found out that I had a girlfriend and then, everybody started making fun of us uuhhhh...to the point where...all of sudden, my girlfriend, one day, she would stop talking to me and that really hurt (Nah. She came to her senses that you were hooking when not in school and didn't want to associate with a lowlife pathological lying trash like you, Titla. See, no one cared about your sexuality. They just hated you and were mad as hell that you were trying to corrupt an innocent girl just like you're in a way, corrupting your AOI. It's cool to manipulate the ignorant masses, right?).

Because, I was...I mean-ya know, I would try to talk to her and ask her what's wrong and why-why are you not talking to me anymore? (Awww, little sad lost puppy. I'm reminiscing that one scene from Gia, starring Angelina Jolie begging her love interest to stay with her) And, uh, even telling this story makes me feel sad because, umm, it's just wrong. (Oh, but it's right to use Casey Johnson's death for publicity, create fake charity organization, fake world charity trips, fake miscarriage, fake pregnancy, solicit money from your dimwit fans, fake suicide, and etc? PIECE OF SHIT.) And uhhh, I guess, all the bullying and all the rumors and all the people making fun of her and I being lesbians, ummm, she'd just stopped talking to me and pretended like nothing happened and then, she just ignored me and pretended like...like there-like she was never my girlfriends and then, that just broke my heart and uhhh, I remember...coming home one day, just crying my eyes out, crying my heart out, ummmmm,, you know, with all the people bullying us and then, I lost my girlfriend, the one I really loved and she longer spoke to me just because people were bullying us and *methsmack* I was just crying my eyes out and I didn't understand why...why would she do this? (Because you're a fucking psycho, that's why. Always blaming the haters and bullies for your misfortunes. Just like how you compared the haters as terrorists. FUCK YOU, skank)

And ummmmm,, why would people be so rude? But then, that made me stronger (Nah. More psychotic actually by deleting comments, entries, and writing mostly about haters and how much you wish we would kiss your Saigon ass) after crying my eyes out for about three hours--like, my eyes are puffing up and just...I decide, you know what, I told myself, Tila? Get your butt up, fix yourself up, and put yourself together! (Does that include cutting arms and faking suicide to gain sympathy? ALL SIGNS POINT TO YESSSSS!!) Because, all these bullies...THEY'RE NOBODIES! (You should talk. Did you not bash Perez Hilton, demanded your AOI to attack the TRS, and make hate videos toward Perez Hilton, said Rihanna has herpes? to name a few? I guess that makes you a nobody as well. Sorry. [1],[2],[3],[4],[5],[6],[7])

They're just insecure about themselves, and...only reason why bullies exist is because they're insecure about themselves and they wanna pick on other people so they could feel better about themselves. Because they're actually the insecure ones. So, that's the little story I wanted to share with you. *methsmack* And ummmmm, whoever, you know, whoever out there, ummm, whatever you are, what-if you're being made fun of, you're getting bullied for your race, you know, your ethnicity, your uhhh, sexual gender; you know, gay, straight, lesbian, black, white, Asian (uh, don't you mean "yellow?"), whatever, ummm, don't let that get to you! Don't let them get to you! Because, at the end of the day, like I said, they're just loooooosers! And, you're not alone, and just-just understand that...just love yourself (It's safe to say Tila Tequila is really a self-loathing whore). You know? (No, your fans don't know. They're puppets, fool) Don't let them win. Don't let them WIN. Because they're nobodies. Don't let their words and their mean ways make you feel bad about yourself. Don't believe that! (This is sooooo touching! Only if Tila could take this advice herself. SMH. Either way, I'm sure this is Tila's strategy of telling her AOI to NOT listen to the haters because our words are truthful than words that spew out of her cum-dried mouth. So, in essence, she's desperate to brainwash them. Granted some comments from haters are just insults, but if you look closely enough, most comments have truth in them and that is what our dear hogul friend is so afraid of: The Truth.)

Don't believe that hype! Believe in yourself. Love yourself. Because God made you the way you are (God made a mistake, obviously. Take this whore for an example). Because you have a special place in this world, just like everybody else. We're all special individuals for a reason. And, uuhh, I know this sounds cliche, but things do really get better (then, why do you keep reminiscing about your past that nobody gives a shit about? To gain sympathy. You're pathetic on a whole different level. You're feeling happy because, according to you, you're getting gigs now. Had you not, would you feel happy and believe that? I don't think so. And let me remind you, you are not a celebrity. You're just an infamous garbage who is gradually fading away into an oblivion. Maybe you need to buy more material stuff to keep yourself happy? Yes? No?). I had so many times in my life where I just...I really just wanna kill myself (cue in the violins. It's just a shame Jane couldn't finish the job.) because I felt really depressed and alone, and I didn't have anyone to talk too (Hmmm...I wonder if this skank is still seeing a shrink). And I felt like the--the only way out and the only--the easiest way out was to kill myself. (Boo-hoo, Tila. Boo-hoo. Ask the world if they give a damn about your life choices. They're more honest than your AOI.)

But...it's not worth it. Just--it's not worth it. Pick life! Pro-life! (It's a damn shame you failed to adopt children, let alone, mocked the mothers who suffered miscarriages. Fucking loser.) Because, guess what? You're better than that! You are better than those bullies and next time, all those bullies come around and say something about you, flip them the bird! Flip-them-the-bird! Okay? (Fucking idiot! You either ignore them or try to converse with them to discuss their issues. Otherwise, you fucking walk away and don't acknowledge them. Flipping the bird only encourages.) Because, you are the bomb dot com. *methsmack* Nobody can take that away from you. Don't let them take that away from you. And you're not alone! That's the number one important thing to remember: that no matter how you feel, you're sad, depressed, you feel like you have no one to talk too, you're not alone. There's billions of people out there going through the same thing as you are. But, the mos--more important thing is that you choose life. Choose life. Because, things do get better at the end of the day! So, all you have to do is believe in yourself, love yourself, and to all those bullies, loooooosers! Those are just going to be those people that grow up old losers and well, you know how the story goes. (Thanks for the Public Service Announcement, douchebag. Gee, those haters do get under your skin, now don't they? Laughs.) And the rest of us, *lllllllaaaaawwwwww!* (Yeah, I don't get it, either) *methsmack* we will excel in life in many ways more than won (one?) as long as you love yourself and don't let these bullies get to you, please. They're just words! They're nobodies! And, it's happened to me many, many times (and continues to do so) and as a matter of fact, it's still happening to me today! Being in the public eye, I mean, I have to have really thick skin. People say horrible things about me all the time (and there's a reason. People don't hate, rebuke, for nothing) But you just have to love yourself and...you know, if you feel really sad and alone and you felt you have no one to talk too, well...please remember (that I am NOT a hot-line, nor, do I care about your petty problems, so don't go tweeting me about your shit!) that don't feel that way. Because you do have people who love you (funny how Tila's throwing this back at her AOI when told the same thing. Can't be fucking original for once?).

And you...need to love yourself first of all. *methsmack* I love you. You love you! And bullies, looooooosers! They suck! Sooooo...just remember that, okay? *methsmack* That things really do get better because looking back now, had I--had I gone through with trying to kill myself, *pause* I wouldn't be here with my wonderful dog, Onyx, I love so much and...you know, all these wonderful things in life. A lot of times, people go through really hard times in their lives but things do really get better. You just have to hang in there a little bit longer, you know? God-God makes you go through hardship in life because it makes you stronger (I'm already sleeping), it builds character, and you have a purpose for being here and being who you are. So, love yourself and I promise (oh, no she didn't!) you, things really do get better because, trust me, I was a small-town girl from Houston, Texas, with nothing but a dream and...I've been through hell and back in my life but I hung in there and not let all those bullies bring me down and make me feel bad about myself and you will prevail. So, *methsmack* love yourself because I love you and the next time those bullies come around, flip them the bird and tell them that Miss Tila is gonna whip their ass, okay? Bye, guys!" (HAHAHAAHAAHAAHhahahaaha!!!!! Talk about spreading positive energy and love! What a fucking Casey Johnson murdering skank! And I'm so scared! What will Tila do? Email me std or send me a cease and desist letter?)

A thanks to my pussy friend (we have cat avatars on twitter), Queen_LaQueefa, for sharing this link!


Even Jeremy Feist is not falling for her bullshit!

47 comments:

BigPoppaPhat said...

If some flake sat behind me in class talking about tila army, saying "POW", and wont shut up about how tila is his/her BFF. I'd turn around and slap the shit out of them, then they run home and log on crying to Tila about being bullied. Im sure thats what's going on here.

LMAO at Tila straight face! She means business lol.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

LOL I wonder if Tila's gonna whip my ass!

RockitQueen said...

Thanks for sitting on the grenade for your readers, QOCAP. Just reading that made my eyes bleed. A nearly-30-year-old woman speaking like that. Unbelievable.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

No problem. You would think it would be easy to type down what a person is saying, but God damn, Tila's so high on drugs (and out of breath here and there), she often have hard time getting her words out, unintentionally being vague and incoherent most of the time.

Joann said...

Let me give you mad props QOCAP for printing the script of her video online. All that saying the same thing over and over and still not saying anything is too much for me to sit through.

It would be different if she ACTUALLY went through some of the situations she talks about and learned a thing or two from them and gave advice to her AOI's but the only thing Tila does is make up stories about herself so people will believe she was a victim who stayed strong and came though it all a better person.

When she posed for the NO8 campaign she wanted every one to think she was really on board with this "I love you no matter what"(we knew it was for publicity only) but as soon as she got caught in the suicide lie she posted this, along with other crazy tweets, on her twitter: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5hiZJ8imhlA/TJlLCxF80OI/AAAAAAAABGs/rnCSVunjj8w/s1600/Suicide+rant+June+2010+2.png

LMAO. The skank talks out of both sides of her mouth.

raunchyb said...

When the "it gets better" campaign was at the height of its popularity, celebrity gossip sites posted videos of celebs sharing an inspirational message or story. My guess is that Tila's jumping on the bandwagon several months late in an attempt to get some press.

Also, with the documented examples of her being a bully (or at least supporting bullying by the "writers" on her site), the whole video is pretty ridiculous. If she would have admitted that she had acted as a bully in the past but is going to change her ways, it might have been meaningful. Oh well.

Even though I think her suggested response to bullying is ridiculous, maybe it's a good message for the AOI to hear from their leader... I don't know, I'm trying to find something positive.

Bannana Smoothie said...

Man! That's some heavy sh!t from Tina! Y'know.. getting bullied & all that.. Hahaha!!! I wonder what drugs is she on that day she made that video! :))

I'm so impressed and highly commend you QOCAP for typing and translating her video cos you've just saved me the ear piercing sound of her voice and her lip meth smacking and the way SHE JUST CANT FUKIN SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY!! Man, even my 4 year old niece can construct a sentence and a paragraph properly!

Anyway, she would've done us all a favour if she would just cut herself again and do it properly this time...

BTW, how's the boycott going? I havent been on the skank's page for ages! Hehehe

deluwiel said...

Jesus. She's a few months late with this, isn't she? I couldn't even READ through this drivel let alone watch the video. "Bullies are losers and they suck. Love yourself. You're better than that. Things get better." There. I relayed her profound message in less than 100 characters. The part that had me LOL? "looking back now, had I--had I gone through with trying to kill myself, *pause* I wouldn't be here with my wonderful dog, Onyx..." Well, DUH. Note how there apparently are no humans in her life who she would miss being with or who would give a shit if she died. And based on the behavior Onyx was displaying in Tina's "mansion" tour video a few weeks ago that poor dog would be a hell of a lot happier, too. Oh, and... wasn't that suicide attempt just a JOKE PEOPLE... it was a JOKE! It was STAGED as a JOKE...

What a pathetic idiot.

Joann said...

This is the link to a picture of Tila on her lunch break between shoots for the TV show she's appearing in.

I have watched Bleep My Father Says since day one and if she is dressed liked that on the show she is playing a fantasy hooker/stripper in someone's dream.

The people on this show dress very casually and I have yet to see any of the one or two women in the show dress like that.

http://twitpic.com/3p7ksd

raunchyb said...

@Joann - On that photo one of the AOI posted "OMFG Tila u look insanely beautiful..i love how ur face look like with no makeup on! i love you tila"

That person seriously needs to get their eyes checked if they think that is what someone looks like without any makeup.

Joann said...

@raunchyb...hahahaha...that is too funny. She has on makeup, not as much as she usually wears, but she does have on makeup in that twitpic.

deluwiel said...

LOL - yeah, that's what you look like after a PROFESSIONAL does makeup instead of using a putty knife, a Sharpie marker and glitter. BTW - where's Tina's makeup tutorial that she promised how long ago? We could all use the chuckle. Joann, I'm sure you're right. She says she's not playing herself, but only because her character has a different name for the episode. Wardrobe didn't put her in a skirt or jeans and sweater, they put her in sexy lingerie. I'm thinking this role isn't much different than how she generally is in her everyday life. *yawn*

dedomhnaigh said...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0UtuiIWq0xM/THMzT2fcxtI/AAAAAAAABUk/ApXorRw4lU4/s1600/1.jpg <---I had to LOL at how the email addy you can email her is BookTila@moodswing360.com.

She def has moon swings. Jane! Lol.

raunchyb said...

TilaMerch is live and full of lulz! I think the funniest thing is this shirt: http://www.controlindustry.com/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/T/T/TT09-MENSFRONT.jpg

I thought it was pretty funny before I enlarged it to see the unnecessary apostrophe - that made it hilarious!

Also, tilamerch.com just redirects to a website that makes products for bands. It looks more legit than Cafe Press, TBH. Check it out though, the shit she has for sale is ridiculous!

raunchyb said...

Also, I'd like to point out that it's all listed under "Tila Tequila" and not "Miss Tila." It's probably because nobody would recognize "Miss Tila."

RockitQueen said...

@raunchyb: I can't stop giggling at that stupid shirt! The "Pow!", the unnecessary apostrophe, the childish "haters can suck it!" legend... this is a nearly 30-year-old woman we're talking about.

Did you guys see her photo without makeup? Look closely and you can see she photoshopped out her necklace (she's wearing it in the skank photo from the set of SMDS).

deluwiel said...

@RockitQueen - She did photoshop out the necklace. I wonder why? No real reason for it; it's like a compulsion - she can't be upfront about ANYTHING.
Can you imagine some guy wearing that Tila Army shirt? "Proud Soldier Fighting The War Against Haters". Yeah, that one's gonna be flying off the shelves. Right along with the boob shirt for guys. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BigPoppaPhat said...

Wow , that shirt! Major fail! LMAO. So much for tila merch. Hahahahaha!

Monique said...

'So much for her per'sonally autographing item's for her AOI's.

BigPoppaPhat said...

I was under the impression that Tila merch was supposed to be designer clothes, not cheap band shirts with iron-on decals. Oh well I hope her AOI's remember to wash it inside out so the graphic wont peel. I can see homerbart wearing that shit lol.

BigPoppaPhat said...

I also find it funny she actually has a shirt for sale addressing the "haters".....WTF? Who does that? I mean seriously? I bet it says qocap, rotspot, tila truth, spiked tequila down the back.

Isis said...

bigpoppaphat: your comment was like, one of the best comments about tina ever :)

deluwiel said...

HAHAHA!!! Tina's big Golden Globe event:
http://www.thefablife.com/nggallery/post/worst-golden-globes-party-ever/page/48019

Joann said...

Oh my lord in heaven. This has got the be the most rag-a-muffin group of z-listers I have ever seen.

Michelle McGee is hideous looking with all the tats, no comment on ML...Tila the skank looks like a little girl who went through her mother's closet, took her clothes and is trying to play grown up. I'm surprised she didn't throw on a black hat with a long veil over her face. lol.

Phoebe Price looks like she bought everything from a thrift store. Tara Reid looks the best and that's not saying a lot.

Thanks for the link deluwiel.

BigPoppaPhat said...

I wonder what happened to mittee's tilaarmy video she was so hyped up about? Looks like she pulled a Tila and forgot to upload it hahaha. I was just curious to see what her big announcement was.

Monique said...

More pictures.

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/F-qvIA5bjtj/Charmaine+Blake+1st+Annual+Golden+Globes+Viewing

I especially like picture 28 with Tina's fake eyelashes coming off.

RockitQueen said...

I love how that GG bash is the "1st Annual." What a joke. And with that guest list I'd rather sit home and watch "Intervention" reruns.

Joann said...

Thanks for the pictures Monique

I applaud the idea of wanting to stop child trafficking but having the skank associated with something like this is a slap in the face considering her inappropriate actions toward minors on the internet.

Did anyone notice her name is listed as Tila Nguyen on the list of names on the right side of page 1. When her picture comes up it says "actress Tila Tequila"....what a freaking joke.

Joann said...

I don't know if anyone has seen this or not but it's a hoot. http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b221371_yuck_couple_of_moment_tila_tequila_dave.html

imoutofit said...

So I'm guessing Apollo is a paid beard?

Whatever, this troll needs to go away now.

Joann said...

I just read this on Tila's twitter:
"At grocery store! I never knew how much fun grocery shopping is! I used to always have my PA do it for me but now I LOVE! So much candy! LOL 6 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter"

You know the skank is lying. She never had a Personal Assistant and all she ate(from her own mouth via twitter) was that Noddle crap with some other crappy meat mixed in.

Has she never seen candy in a store before?? I know she's screwed up in the head but this is ridiculous.

I guess when you're NOT walking around in a drug fog everything looks new and different. LOL.

I wonder did she shop in lingerie again?

raunchyb said...

Joann - I thought her awe of groceries was pretty pathetic too.

Also, she mentioned on Twitter that the media is making up lies about her seeing someone and that she's "way too busy filming tv show and rehearsing for a movie to be dating anyone!"

...What happened to the love of her life she was with earlier this month or last? I don't know if she was lying then or now, but it doesn't add up.

Monique said...

So the Tina & Dave thing was mentioned on Chelsea Lately tonight and they slammed her big time. But one of the members of the round table said the following when they were talking about how slutty she is.

"Tila Tequila's vagina is like the finale of Lost. 15 million people have seen it. All were disappointed. And everyone in it died."

Monique said...

"Every once in a while I like to check in on Tila Tequila just to see who’s still dumb enough to stick their penis in her. Cue Dave Navarro who’s apparently “in love,” according to E! News.

Considering Tila Tequila is literally the size of waste basket, I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume this “stays at his place all the time” business is also news to Dave Navarro. In fact, this explains why that new ottoman he doesn’t remember buying keeps humping his dog. And using the Internet.

UPDATE: Dave immediately took to Twitter to deny this story which is surprising for a rock star known for banging pretty much anything regardless of gender. Apparently there’s a line with these people and that line is Teriyaki Smurf Hookers."

http://www.thesuperficial.com/dave-navarro-is-banging-tila-tequila-now-of-course-01-2011

whatathriller said...

i think she reacts way too easy about these dating rumors...
actually she seems generally less crazy since... ever!
paris = rehab?

Joann said...

The skank didn't mention when she would be on "Bleep My Father Says" so I googled the show and found this.

She's playing someone's trophy wife and her character's name on the show is Ting-Ting. LMAO. Can't wait to see this episode.

With a character's name like Ting-Ting the haters are going to have a field day tearing her a new one.

I was wondering why she hasn't been running off at the mouth about her role on this show, now I think I know why.

http://www.thefutoncritic.com/listings/20110113cbs06/

BigPoppaPhat said...

Thats the closest she'll ever get to be a trophy wife, or probably a wife period.

Joann said...

Some really good LOL's from the skank's twitter.

1) "All Man is Created Equal. about 19 hours ago via ÜberTwitter".....SMH. Can you believe this!!!

2) "# Jesus christ! Will my friendsplease stop blowing up my phone?? I'm in the middle of rehearsing WITH the director here watching! So buzz off! 16 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter"

3) "# If one more person calls or texts me I'm gonna delete them. All my friends and co-workers know I'm fucking busy rehearsing today so stop it! 4 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter"

People are tweeting her back saying if she is so busy why is she tweeting back and others are calling her an idiot and asking her why don't she turn her phone off.

First she asks her friends to stop blowing up her phone then in the next tweet she says all her friends and co-workers know she's busy rehearsing.

So which is it skank? Your friends are blowing up your phone but yet these same friends know you are busy rehearsing which is why they are not calling you.

Skank lying again. She wants people to believe she's in rehearsal for some movie...she's probably high outta her mind talking to herself and thinking she's in rehearsal with some imaginary director.

Joann said...

My mistake. The number 2 and 3 tweet were basically saying the same thing...I interpret it wrong.

Joann said...

"I hate my lambo! Police is ALWAYS pulling me over just cuz its a lambo so they always think I'm speeding but I'm not!! Then they let me go! 12 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter"

Yea right skank...the police aren't dumb. They would know if someone was speeding or not and it doesn't matter what kind of car you're driving.

Lambo payments must be getting harder and harder to meet.

Mary said...

Sounds like someone's 6 month Lambo lease is up, and she's starting to make excuses for why it is going to disappear in a couple of weeks. Los Angeles is FULL of eye-catching, expensive, exotic sports cars. Her lambo might stick out in some other town, but in LA, it's just another expensive toy- something seen by anyone at least 4 or 5 times a day. So the cops are not pulling her over just because she's in an exotic car.

Joann said...

@Mary....THANK YOU!!! That's what I'm saying.

LMAO at certain people on twitter calling her "Ting-Ting Ching Chong Dong".

deluwiel said...

I just can't wait to find out what this "lead movie role" is.

"Ting-Ting" - the jokes will write themselves, my friends. oh, and... she's playing somebody's trophy wife? On what planet would Tila be considered a trophy wife?

Dawn said...

"ting ting" is claiming on her other twitter that she's married
http://twitter.com/diana_king

BigPoppaPhat said...

http://collider.com/shit-my-dad-says-cbs-tv-series-premiere-review/50632/

LMAO "worst comedy of the season" and ting ting is blowing up with her obscure "cameo". From what I read its really nothing to be bragging about, Im sure anybody with a big fake rack could have landed tilas roll. Another TILA FAIL. Lead movie roll, pffft, you are fooling anybody but that shit for brains army.

Bannana Smoothie said...

I bet you the writer got her character from Little Britain's "Ting Tong". Will not surprise me cos its just so fitting! Hehehe

http://littlebritain.wikia.com/wiki/Dudley_and_Ting_Tong

Joann said...

@Bannana Smoothie...thanks for the link.

The character Ting Tong sounds exactly like her(with the lying, betrayal and stupidity). I wonder how the US will portray Ting Tong. They are already saying she's a trophy wife and in the British version she's nowhere near a trophy wife and she's a "ladyboy". LMAO.