13 Guiding Humanity For Better Tomorrow? I Think Not

All this "I wanna help mankind and lead people" is making me sick to my stomach! Tuna, you are not fooling anyone. You had a chance to prove us, haters, wrong since two-thousand-fucking-ten. All do you is daydream about being so significant to our modern-day society who actually haven't done shit to make our world a better place. Either get your lazy junkie-ass up and start volunteering in homeless shelters or shut the fuck up, already. I will never listen to you, I will never support your dreams, and most of all, I will never, ever, take you seriously. You are the female version of William Hung. And guess what? Hollywood uses him as a joke for people like you: Untalented losers who thinks they got it all. Get over yourself. You are nothing. Get a job as a porn star or just go away. Your career is finished. That being said, let's move the fuck on!

2 I Risked My Life Exposing Illuminati

When you don't have any more projects to do in entertainment industry because your career is basically dead, you resort to trolling on your facebook page, in desperate attempt to get attention to avoid the inevitable fate of oblivion. Isn't that right, Tuna?

I was going to offer my final opinions regarding about the USMagazine.com's article on brian aneurysm but said fuck it, it's old anyways. Did you read Tuna's crack o' clock rants from her facebook page just recently? Some funny shit! Tuna's three bullshit rants of attempting to persuade readers she's a changed person is a fucking joke, just like her non-existing recording label, Tila Tequila Records: Does not exist.

11 Tila Tequila: Illuminati Victim Or Just A Wanna-be?

[I started writing this entry since Monday, so please excuse the first paragraph. The recent news regarding about her latest "stunt" will be discussed in this entry.]

Because Tuna is still quiet and there are no news worthy enough to write about, I've decided to discuss about Tuna's obsession with the Illuminati. No, it's not about sex and lying to her fans this time. I chose to share this for two reasons: To call her out and help expose those secret groups who claims to "rule the world". What I mean by calling her out will be explained later.

First and foremost, all my knowledge were basically obtained from a website called Vigilant Citizen, a website dedicated in exposing about the Illuminati, its mysterious symbols, its connections with the world events, and many others. For those who are new may find this entry vague, hard to understand, and maybe even offensive. To counter-attack this, you must obviously do some research and ultimately decide if these conspiracies are just conspiracies or have truth in them. Though being open-minded would be best. While I won't go into heavy details about the Illuminati, let alone, don't consider myself an expert on this, but will share the most common symbols we see in the media and explain why this is relevant to Tila Tequila.

5 Dumbing Down...The Tila Army

It's been a week since the AVN's annual award show and we have yet to hear Tuna Tequila make a statement about her loss to Chyna for best celebrity sex tape 2012. I'm sure this loss is quite devastating because like twitter fellow, OfficialMsTuna, says, not only does Tuna may have to cut down her web chat fees, but even in sex, she just can't simply win. And since a week have passed with no news, I can always rely on Tila's tweets of random fucks for substitution; in this case, proving us once again that her fans, real and fake, are very stupid indeed. So get ready.

0 More Lindsay and Tila does not Respect Your Opinion.

Still, this cunt can't get over the fact Lindsay Lohan continues to ignore her. What's a girl got to do to get Lindsay's attention? ........BLOG and make it sound like you knew and chatted with her!