Wednesday, September 29, 2010

3 What If Loni Love & Tila Got Into a Physical Fight?

Okay, well, apparently I can't embed the file, so just click here to see the hilarious flash video I made of what would have happened if Loni and Tila got into a fight...physically, not verbally. Well, here's my perspective. Enjoy!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

4 Tila On Gossip Queens

I want to give a big thanks to lolercopter69 for the link!

How many "first of all" can you count? Jesus Christ, man. Nothing interesting except Tila trying to milk sympathy about her Juggalos aftermath (because she just can't let it go) and had the nerve to explicitly point out one of her scars to empathize how traumatic it was. When asked why she didn't get off the stage, Tila's answer doesn't shock me. In fact, her answer embarrassed me: "First of all *long pause* I'm gangsta!"

Really, Tila? So, if you're such a gangsta, then why the fuck are you still talking about your damned scars and vent on suing The Juggalos which, not surprisingly, dropped the charges later on. It was dropped because she knew she would lose due to the fact she was warned numerous times, was told she can keep the money and run, and refused to get off the stage. I'm sure her attorney told her to go fuck herself and hung up.

I lol'ed when Tila said, "I was in Las Vegas, hosting blah blah blah" HAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Whore couldn't just say, "I was in Las Vegas, hosting a grand opening of a strip club." Wow. She is obviously too embarrassed to say it! The Gossip Queens were like, "um...blah blah blah?" That was funny! Oh, Tila, Tila. God damn, you fucking suck!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

4 Hey, Everybody! Look At Me!

I love how Grandma Tila is striving to look like Gia Marie Carangi. Here's an overrated American actress, Angelina Jolie, portraying as the model from the movie, Gia:

Anything filmed from Hollywood is equivalent to wikipedia. They like to exaggerate things and have false trivia intact in order to sell shit. So, from the film, Gia was a young rebellious bisexual woman who lived on a fast lane, and drugs was what killed her. Also in the movie, Gia was a foul-mouth young woman with an aggressive attitude but was rather seductive those around her. Hmmmm...could it be our aspiring mogul whore Tila wants to be exactly like her? Perhaps it's for the best: No damage, harm will take place from those around her if she's gone. Will fate be kind enough and instead make her disappear forever and worked as a prostitute until demise? Tila's cult of Tila Army is quite frightening and God knows what can happen if it continues. Anyways, Tila, you are not Gia. This is actually you:

Saturday, September 25, 2010

4 Will Tila Die on Thursday, August 16, 2012?

So, while Grandma Tila is on another vacation (*violent cough* even though she doesn't have a job and made a recent appearance on the Logo channel), and out of boredom, decided to resume going through her old tweets hosted by I'll say it again: I find that website actually useful. However, I am not too fond of her old gangsta tweets archived with an url name of "celebrity" because, face it folks, this bitch ain't no celebrity. She's just an infamous over-charging whore; an ugly-looking one, that is.

Anyways, with patience, you'll eventually find some crazy Tila tweets I'm sure she herself have already forgotten. Right, Tila?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

7 Truly Stupid or Done Intentionally? I Choose the Latter

Okay, so most of you know by now that Tila flipped one of her images and was caught. Refer to my previous post. While us, haters, are having fun ridiculing her about this, I, on the other hand, is very skeptic and believes this was done intentionally.

I got really confused about this discovery. Tila wants us to believe she lives in a two-floor house with two kitchens because, after all, she considers herself a "mogul" and runs her own "empire." Not to mention, she once gave us a tour, only to be in her "glamroom" (bathroom) the entire time. Some tour, bitch. Most of the photos and videos of Tila at her apartment are either shot in her bedroom or from her bathroom, rambling shit while being high. And when in her bedroom though, I don't ever see that Marilyn picture.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

3 Black Makes a Difference with Piano Keys!

Why the hell can't this ugly bitch ever stop talking about her scars for once? Had she not mentioned them, no one would fucking notice! Nice to know Tila is a on a vacation and is yet, busy tweeting away and interacting with her underage fans and haters as if she's really not. The truth is, she has been on a vacation for long ass time because she doesn't have a fucking job.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

3 Hi, Welcome Back!

Hi, welcome back, whore. I guess your month break is officially over.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

1 Mr. Bradshaw No More and Tila Gone For a Month?!

Hello, folks! I've got some entertaining stuff here that are likely to tickle your funny bones out there!

First off. Could it be true that Tila let Mr.Bradshaw go?! This comment post can be found at Tila's DEAR DIARY: MISS TILA IS TAKING TIME OFF TO GET AWAY FROM EVERYTHING! entry if it haven't been deleted yet:

I love how Tila thinks she's so fucking famous and far superior than Lindsay Lohan! What a nutcase!

Friday, September 10, 2010

4 Oh, Tila, You're Just as Guilty, You Stupid Whore!


I'll be honest with you guys. I've never heard of Saigon before and thought it was a Vietnamese racial slur when I read her entry title, but turns out, it's not. It's a city. So, what is the big fucking deal here, folks? Well, you know how Tila is: If someone pisses her off, I mean, really pisses her off, she gets all anal. The more popular you are, the more angrier she'll get. She probably gets turned on.

I don't know, maybe it's just me. But I'm Asian and I don't find anything offensive about this. Had she been called a "gook", it would be a different scenario. However, this is a fucking internet. People will exercise their freedom of speech and I'm sure all of us had been called really nasty names (and still do), and if their insults really get to you instead of just shrug it off and move on, well, perhaps you should stay off the internet then?

Christ, almighty! Why is it that this damsel in distress whore always feel compelled to call upon her TilaArmy to help her out? She acts all gangsta and brags about being tough and don't let anyone "fuck with Tila Tequila" and wow! Calls children for help? This is beyond pathetic, this is fucking embarrassing!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

3 Roast Grandma Tila Tequila!

Fuck positive energy!

I don't know what made Tila blog such another insipid pointless entry, but apparently, she's in a mood to get her ass beaten...again, and well, many of the haters were more than happy to oblige. Looks like it's that time of the month again where she needs to do something to draw in traffic! God, what a fucking loser!

1 Pedo Alert!

Keep in mind Tila's fanbase consists of horny little boys and soon-to-be-sluts little girls.

Oh, Tila. Tsk, tsk, tsk. I hope you understand the possible consequences of getting yourself into trouble by exposing yourself to minors.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

0 Kid Rock? He Has Better Hoes To Hang Out With

Last night, Titla Bacteria was all excited about uploading videos of her awesome appearance at a trashy new strip club in Las Vegas. I'm pretty sure all her children fans were jumping with joy and couldn't wait to see them. However, if any of them had brains whatsoever, they've already did. I love how Tila states her ff (fake and failed) celebrity gossip blog's motto is bringing us legit news, real time. *snorts*

Monday, September 6, 2010

3 Larry Flynt's Hustler Club and Money!

First off, thanks to the fellow posters at Tilasrotspot, Joann and Michelle, for providing us these links!

10 Retweet: Liar Liar

LYING - How do you keep your naive platform from leaving you? Even if you're infamous and is failing at everything, your worst fear is losing them. So, what do you do? Well shit, if they're children and dumb, you might as well fool them. After all, Tila even says she has the world fooled. With all these tweets I've collected, it's no wonder how Grandma Tila was successful of seducing the children with her superficial charm (her primary weapon) and earned their trust and loyalty.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

1 Retweet: Tila In Wonderland

Tila In Wonderland - I wonder if Tila believes her own bullshit. Yes? No? I've forgotten how batshit crazy her tweets were! WARNING! The following collection contains a lot of bullshit escaping Grandma Tila's narcissistic mouth!

0 Retweet: TilaArmy Waiting & Wating

TILAARMY WAITING - Exactly what it means. When you have fools under your control, who wouldn't want to mess around with them? By the way, she actually made them wait until midnight for a surprise. It's at the bottom. You don't want to miss it, either!

0 Retweet: Bossy Lady & Her Cult

BOSSY LADY - She is an ungrateful maggot who deserved getting beaten by her own ex-convict father. Too bad she didn't suffer the same fate as Casey Johnson, though. *sigh* This category consists of Tila telling TilaArmy what to do, pretty much similar to Begging for Help.

0 ReTweet: Pussy, Hypocrisy, and Selling Tweets!

PUSSY - this something you should be telling to your underage fans? Anyways, I'm wondering if she's reliving the dream of being in bed with two other girls. Courtesy photo by Ghost Rider Radio.

0 ReTweet: Parenting Advice & Child Lovin'

Someone posted this hilarious comment a while back and it said, "well, if God has blessed you so many time, then why do your babies keep dying? Maybe it's a sign He doesn't want you raising a child!"

PARENTING ADVICE - Yes, it's true. Even though this disgusting ugly whore who never raised a child, was kind enough to share some of her so-called wisdom!

0 ReTweet: Begging, Blaming TilaArmy, & Funny

Why is it that Tila managed to gear up so many followers on Myspace but failed to do the same on Twitter? Perhaps she likely cheated or created endless profiles (wait, isn't that also cheating?). After all, she did boast about not sleeping twenty-four hours straight. So, I was going through her old twitter account, like I did previously with her old blog site and found hilarious tweets.