47 Tila's Not a Bully...Wait, Scratch That

A minor update! :)

This morning, I had a great chuckle, thanks to our favorite pseudo-mogul, skank Tila Tequila! What caused the levity you may wonder? I don't know the real reason behind this message but according to her latest entry, many of her Army of Idiots (AOI), who are mostly underage, if not, probably pedophiles, were asking her for advice regarding about coping mechanism, in this case, bullying. Yes, I wonder the same thing: Isn't that Mommy and Daddy's jobs? Not to mention, these sad outcast individuals can't find someone in their community to talk to? Like trash attracts trash, stupidity attracts stupidity.

Speaking of advice, looks like another one bites the dust. For a while, little Saigon midget whore had a special section for her Tila Army. And while the category itself isn't gone, but I thought it was pretty damn rude of her to remove the url from the header. After all, no one shows superficial love to Tila Tequila like her moronic fans, so the least she could do is keep it visible, but not Tila. It's all about me, me, me, me...despite saying "it's going to be about my fans" as well. Tila, your fans may be stupid and suffer amnesia, but us, haters, you wish we were your fans. So while it's not important, but I'm just wondering why the skank also removed the advice column from the header as well. Embarrassment? Most likely. Because no one is taking her shit seriously? Definitely. So, there's my answer.

Because I'm a nice bitch, I've decided to write a transcript for those who don't want to watch her lip-smacking video. It's a relief she didn't act so retarded from her last video. I seriously wanted to punch her face. I really did. Anyways, not only did I go out of my way of doing this, I also want to point out some things she'd said that was pretty...can't find the words to describe it but either way, read on.

"Hi, guys! This is Miss Tila (for a second, I thought it was someone else!) and I just want to take some time out to share a little story with you. Ummmm, when I was younger, (born in 1975 or 1981. But if you ask me, I say Tila was born in 1977. Either way, the word "younger" is not appropriate when telling a tale that happened more than a decade ago), ummm, I mean, as you all know, you may have seen my show, A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila about being bisexual and so, ummm, I just wanna share a story with you about when I was younger, *methsmack* I'd used to have a girlfriends (yes, "s") ummmm that nobody knew about, you know, because...back then, I was very...uuummmmm...*methsmack* as...well, I-'specially in Texas of all places, it was very ummmm being gay, lesbian, bisexual, it's a very, you know, uuuhhh...you know, people-people weren't open to it (Which reminds me, this nasty hooker believes because of her dumbass show, gay marriage became legalized. Yeah, she fucking wishes.) and so, I had a girlfriend for awhile and that were-we're madly in love and ummmm *methsmack* one day, somebody found out, and they started rumors and then, the whole school found out that I had a girlfriend and then, everybody started making fun of us uuhhhh...to the point where...all of sudden, my girlfriend, one day, she would stop talking to me and that really hurt (Nah. She came to her senses that you were hooking when not in school and didn't want to associate with a lowlife pathological lying trash like you, Titla. See, no one cared about your sexuality. They just hated you and were mad as hell that you were trying to corrupt an innocent girl just like you're in a way, corrupting your AOI. It's cool to manipulate the ignorant masses, right?).

Because, I was...I mean-ya know, I would try to talk to her and ask her what's wrong and why-why are you not talking to me anymore? (Awww, little sad lost puppy. I'm reminiscing that one scene from Gia, starring Angelina Jolie begging her love interest to stay with her) And, uh, even telling this story makes me feel sad because, umm, it's just wrong. (Oh, but it's right to use Casey Johnson's death for publicity, create fake charity organization, fake world charity trips, fake miscarriage, fake pregnancy, solicit money from your dimwit fans, fake suicide, and etc? PIECE OF SHIT.) And uhhh, I guess, all the bullying and all the rumors and all the people making fun of her and I being lesbians, ummm, she'd just stopped talking to me and pretended like nothing happened and then, she just ignored me and pretended like...like there-like she was never my girlfriends and then, that just broke my heart and uhhh, I remember...coming home one day, just crying my eyes out, crying my heart out, ummmmm,, you know, with all the people bullying us and then, I lost my girlfriend, the one I really loved and she longer spoke to me just because people were bullying us and *methsmack* I was just crying my eyes out and I didn't understand why...why would she do this? (Because you're a fucking psycho, that's why. Always blaming the haters and bullies for your misfortunes. Just like how you compared the haters as terrorists. FUCK YOU, skank)

And ummmmm,, why would people be so rude? But then, that made me stronger (Nah. More psychotic actually by deleting comments, entries, and writing mostly about haters and how much you wish we would kiss your Saigon ass) after crying my eyes out for about three hours--like, my eyes are puffing up and just...I decide, you know what, I told myself, Tila? Get your butt up, fix yourself up, and put yourself together! (Does that include cutting arms and faking suicide to gain sympathy? ALL SIGNS POINT TO YESSSSS!!) Because, all these bullies...THEY'RE NOBODIES! (You should talk. Did you not bash Perez Hilton, demanded your AOI to attack the TRS, and make hate videos toward Perez Hilton, said Rihanna has herpes? to name a few? I guess that makes you a nobody as well. Sorry. ^{[1],[2],[3],[4],[5],[6],[7]})

They're just insecure about themselves, and...only reason why bullies exist is because they're insecure about themselves and they wanna pick on other people so they could feel better about themselves. Because they're actually the insecure ones. So, that's the little story I wanted to share with you. *methsmack* And ummmmm, whoever, you know, whoever out there, ummm, whatever you are, what-if you're being made fun of, you're getting bullied for your race, you know, your ethnicity, your uhhh, sexual gender; you know, gay, straight, lesbian, black, white, Asian (uh, don't you mean "yellow?"), whatever, ummm, don't let that get to you! Don't let them get to you! Because, at the end of the day, like I said, they're just loooooosers! And, you're not alone, and just-just understand that...just love yourself (It's safe to say Tila Tequila is really a self-loathing whore). You know? (No, your fans don't know. They're puppets, fool) Don't let them win. Don't let them WIN. Because they're nobodies. Don't let their words and their mean ways make you feel bad about yourself. Don't believe that! (This is sooooo touching! Only if Tila could take this advice herself. SMH. Either way, I'm sure this is Tila's strategy of telling her AOI to NOT listen to the haters because our words are truthful than words that spew out of her cum-dried mouth. So, in essence, she's desperate to brainwash them. Granted some comments from haters are just insults, but if you look closely enough, most comments have truth in them and that is what our dear hogul friend is so afraid of: The Truth.)

Don't believe that hype! Believe in yourself. Love yourself. Because God made you the way you are (God made a mistake, obviously. Take this whore for an example). Because you have a special place in this world, just like everybody else. We're all special individuals for a reason. And, uuhh, I know this sounds cliche, but things do really get better (then, why do you keep reminiscing about your past that nobody gives a shit about? To gain sympathy. You're pathetic on a whole different level. You're feeling happy because, according to you, you're getting gigs now. Had you not, would you feel happy and believe that? I don't think so. And let me remind you, you are not a celebrity. You're just an infamous garbage who is gradually fading away into an oblivion. Maybe you need to buy more material stuff to keep yourself happy? Yes? No?). I had so many times in my life where I just...I really just wanna kill myself (cue in the violins. It's just a shame Jane couldn't finish the job.) because I felt really depressed and alone, and I didn't have anyone to talk too (Hmmm...I wonder if this skank is still seeing a shrink). And I felt like the--the only way out and the only--the easiest way out was to kill myself. (Boo-hoo, Tila. Boo-hoo. Ask the world if they give a damn about your life choices. They're more honest than your AOI.)

But...it's not worth it. Just--it's not worth it. Pick life! Pro-life! (It's a damn shame you failed to adopt children, let alone, mocked the mothers who suffered miscarriages. Fucking loser.) Because, guess what? You're better than that! You are better than those bullies and next time, all those bullies come around and say something about you, flip them the bird! Flip-them-the-bird! Okay? (Fucking idiot! You either ignore them or try to converse with them to discuss their issues. Otherwise, you fucking walk away and don't acknowledge them. Flipping the bird only encourages.) Because, you are the bomb dot com. *methsmack* Nobody can take that away from you. Don't let them take that away from you. And you're not alone! That's the number one important thing to remember: that no matter how you feel, you're sad, depressed, you feel like you have no one to talk too, you're not alone. There's billions of people out there going through the same thing as you are. But, the mos--more important thing is that you choose life. Choose life. Because, things do get better at the end of the day! So, all you have to do is believe in yourself, love yourself, and to all those bullies, loooooosers! Those are just going to be those people that grow up old losers and well, you know how the story goes. (Thanks for the Public Service Announcement, douchebag. Gee, those haters do get under your skin, now don't they? Laughs.) And the rest of us, *lllllllaaaaawwwwww!* (Yeah, I don't get it, either) *methsmack* we will excel in life in many ways more than won (one?) as long as you love yourself and don't let these bullies get to you, please. They're just words! They're nobodies! And, it's happened to me many, many times (and continues to do so) and as a matter of fact, it's still happening to me today! Being in the public eye, I mean, I have to have really thick skin. People say horrible things about me all the time (and there's a reason. People don't hate, rebuke, for nothing) But you just have to love yourself and...you know, if you feel really sad and alone and you felt you have no one to talk too, well...please remember (that I am NOT a hot-line, nor, do I care about your petty problems, so don't go tweeting me about your shit!) that don't feel that way. Because you do have people who love you (funny how Tila's throwing this back at her AOI when told the same thing. Can't be fucking original for once?).

And you...need to love yourself first of all. *methsmack* I love you. You love you! And bullies, looooooosers! They suck! Sooooo...just remember that, okay? *methsmack* That things really do get better because looking back now, had I--had I gone through with trying to kill myself, *pause* I wouldn't be here with my wonderful dog, Onyx, I love so much and...you know, all these wonderful things in life. A lot of times, people go through really hard times in their lives but things do really get better. You just have to hang in there a little bit longer, you know? God-God makes you go through hardship in life because it makes you stronger (I'm already sleeping), it builds character, and you have a purpose for being here and being who you are. So, love yourself and I promise (oh, no she didn't!) you, things really do get better because, trust me, I was a small-town girl from Houston, Texas, with nothing but a dream and...I've been through hell and back in my life but I hung in there and not let all those bullies bring me down and make me feel bad about myself and you will prevail. So, *methsmack* love yourself because I love you and the next time those bullies come around, flip them the bird and tell them that Miss Tila is gonna whip their ass, okay? Bye, guys!" (HAHAHAAHAAHAAHhahahaaha!!!!! Talk about spreading positive energy and love! What a fucking Casey Johnson murdering skank! And I'm so scared! What will Tila do? Email me std or send me a cease and desist letter?)

A thanks to my pussy friend (we have cat avatars on twitter), Queen_LaQueefa, for sharing this link!

Even Jeremy Feist is not falling for her bullshit!