Tuesday, January 25, 2011

19 Tila Wynn, Ting-Ting, Tina, Tila, You're Still a Na Dang Hooker!

A thanks to deluwiel for the link!

"I feel like an adult now. I feel like a woman. I feel like, uhhh...*methsmack* you know, umm...the girl last year, I feel like that girl is soooo far away. I feel like, she's dead." - Tila Tequila.



According to an interview with RadarOnline (yes, them again), not only did Tila admits of drinking off camera and is not allergic to alcohol as the bitch claimed to be, but got herself a new last name: Wynn. Yes, Wynn, the opposite of lose. When it comes to multiple personalities, I honestly don't think Tila Tequila suffers from it. If you've been up to date, you would know this twit exploits just about anything from miscarriage, charity organization, suicide, adoption, ambassadorship, movie deals, jewelry, birth dates, sexuality, relationships, her underage fans, and etcetera. What are the chances of faking multiple personalities? A reminder: Back in June 6th, 2010, Tila blamed one of her personalities, Jane, for the cuts on her arm. It wasn't until August 4th, 2010 this Da Nang hooker blamed it on Garry Sun. Apparently, he must have angered her and Tila decides to handle the situation the best way she knows how.

I checked the biography label and stumbled onto this:

"As you all may or may not know, my name is Tila Nguyen A.K.A. Tila-T-Gurl, Tila Tequila T-Bird, or T. I decided to re-write my entire life story to give you the down right truth about the real person behind the name." -- Tila Tequila, Decemeber 6th, 2002

Prior to the launch of Tila's FAILED celebrity blog, she'd announced she's changing her name to Miss Tila. Why did she decide to change her name? Because like any idiots out there, changing your name will change your personality. Just like dyeing your hair to black will make you all grown up. Tila chose Miss Tila because she said it was classy and that she wants the world to know she doesn't "drink." Sorry, Tila Tequila. But announcing you're all grown up since September 19, 2010 won't convince the smart folks out there. You're probably in your mid thirties (your connection with the Vietnam War), so you're suppose to be a grown-up many decades ago, you old hag. I'm sure Twitter is going to be happy transferring her current account, TilaTequila, to TilaWynn. They've already did with TilaOMG. She just won't leave Twitter alone.

Is Tila really sober? This screencap was taken back in November 30th, 2010:
Okay, how about more recent like January 8th?




I am not a medical doctor, but I did a quick research and according to tardivedyskinesia.com, Tardive Dyskinesia, in a nutshell, is "when a patient has been taking certain prescription drugs over a long period of time, often in high dosages, involuntary, repetitive tic-like movements can result, primarily in the facial muscles or (less commonly) the limbs, fingers and toes. The hips and torso may also be affected."

Symptoms: "Regardless of the variety of the disease, tardive dyskinesia is characterized by sudden, uncontrollable movements of voluntary muscle groups. Signs of classic tardive dyskinesia normally consist of coordinated, constant movements of the mouth, tongue, jaw and cheeks. The patient may move their jaw laterally or up and down, as if chewing. The tongue may suddenly protrude or move about in a squirming, twisting manner. Repeated lip smacking and puffing of the cheeks may also be present. Severity of the condition is indicated by the frequency of these movements or spasms. In extreme cases, the tongue may move well over 60 times a minute."

Most of us are aware Tila has a history of drug abuse, mainly, Ambien with energy drinks. Back in June 4th, 2010, Tila mentioned she was going to be in Celebrity Rehab, ostensibly to get treatment for her drug addictions, but in reality, was her meal ticket to be on television. And we have evidence Tila had no intention of seeking help in the first place. Sadly, the Celebrity Rehab was postponed because it did not have big drunks. Sorry, Tila. But it just goes to show you you're not a big shot for them. Anyways, so what does Tila say? She expresses her disappointment, but then ended with "I will still be taking my Opiate adictions." When asked why she doesn't just go to a private rehab, her idiotic poor-of-an-excuse response was a private rehab facility costs a minimum of $30,000 per month!" TRS never fails to dazzle me with their epic entries. One of the writers was able to find more affordable rehabs for losers like Tila Tequila in five seconds! Ah, but the plot thickens. Turns out this Na Dang hooker was lying to the production all this time:
This is where the contradiction comes in: If Tila says she's been sober before her invitation to the Celebrity Rehab, then, what's with this "I will still be taking my Opiate adictions"? Clearly she's lying to herself. I have no doubt Tila's still abusing drugs. And you know what? She can consume as many as she wants, but the whore just needs to stop fucking lying. Her lying is just as bad as being a junkie. Tila is trying to reinvent herself from slutty dumbass whore to classy, grown-up sensitive serious actress, musician.

Well, I have a message for this twit: Girl, you can change your name, your eye color, your skin color, your hair color, but you will always be Tila-fucking-Thien-Thanh-Thi-Nguyen, AKA Titla Bacteria, Tina, Ting-Ting, and Ti-Lun who continues to hook off camera, over-charging your clients, and being the biggest talentless whore there is. Accept it, embrace it. Love it, or hate it, you are nothing but a fucking whore who used Casey Johnson's death in vain and stomped others to get where you are. YOU ARE NOTHING except a Da Nang hooker. This blog, the TRS, and others, are your worst enemies. Just remember, you did this all to yourself and should your infamy rises, pray no one finds us.

19 comments:

Welcome, Jerk said...

Meh, I bet her new PR/management firm suggested that she re-invent herself to try and build a different image of herself from the Tila during her import car show girl, to Myspace whore, to all around whore during 2010. At least the twat is making some money, but take away all her stupid makeup, plastic boobs, and blue contacts, Tila is a dime a dozen "slashy" (model/actress/singer/mogul) trying to make it big in Hollywood.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

Exactly what is this moron famous for? Gee, I didn't know having millions of friends from crappy dead Myspace, but failed to have so many on twitter, considered a real talent. Wait....tell me why is Titla famous again?

Joann said...

L M A O...@ "Girl, you can change your name, your eye color, your skin color, your hair color, but you will always be Tila-fucking-Thien-Thanh-Thi-Nguyen AKA Titla Bacteria, Tina, Ting-Ting, and Ti-Lun"...oh my lord I am still screaming over the names. Great job QOCAP you hit the nail on the head with this post.

I give this a year. Tila Wynn...SMH.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

Seriously, Tila Wynn? WTF? SMH is right.

Joann said...

Welcome,Jerk said..."take away all her stupid makeup, plastic boobs, and blue contacts, Tila is a dime a dozen "slashy" (model/actress/singer/mogul) trying to make it big in Hollywood.

Yet, as she tells it,(she tweeted something of this nature to Rob when she told him she would make him a star) she's been around "the biz" for 10 years and know all the in's and out's but here she is in her 30's(I don't believe she's 29) and STILL re-inventing herself but going nowhere.

The skank will have a few bones thrown her way but that's about it. Hollywood knows what time it is with her.

BigPoppaPhat said...

Her googly eyes in her videos reminds me of cookie monster. I wonder if she's aware of that.

Jes said...

Here's something interesting. Look up Histrionic personality disorder. I think it hits her on the spot.

Joann said...

Check this out guys:
http://www.notzombies.com/tv/tila-tequila-annotated/comment-page-1/#comment-1668

deluwiel said...

@Joann - Oh my gosh, that was hilarious!

deluwiel said...

another exclusive for Radar, this time about her intense, emotional movie role:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/01/exclusive-video-interview-tila-tequila-new-movie-role-its-really-emotional

Okay. The first thing I thought was, how the hell is Tila going to play a 13-year-old with those wonky DD funbags?

Joann said...

Thanks for the link deluwier.

I was cracking up when she told Radaronline about meeting William Shatner..."I come in, and there's William Shatner and the first thing I think of is, 'Oh my gosh, he's that dude on Priceline!'"....usually when people see William Shatner they remember him from Star Trek or Boston Legal or other shows.

I'm sure Mr.Shatner is very pleased that from all of his roles in the movies and on TV she remembers him from a Priceline commercial. lol

Anyway, Tila tweeted:
"Currently live on the radio all over the US today at this minute! Call in the station if u hear me in ur town! Xox about 1 hour ago via ƜberTwitter".....okay it's obivious she will be interviewed on ONE radio station that also has affiliates in different states and her interview will be heard at different times in different cities throughout the day.

I think this is what she meant by a "national tour". It's physically impossible to do a national tour of any kind in one day.

Joann said...

Check this out guys.
Like her dress, the shoes look like they are too big for her, her purse is not matching anything, but keep watching and you will see what makes this all worthwhile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8gJE2wE96Y&feature=youtu.be&a

raunchyb said...

@Joann - I can't believe she said that about Shatner. SMH. Also, I'm not sure if the article specifies that Tila is supposedly playing the character at 13. I don't believe any of it anyway.

She acted so proud when she quit smoking. Did that even last a month?

Bannana Smoothie said...

Aaah! Of course! The lying Tina is still smoking! Whoever believed she quit smoking in the first place?? Oh yes, of course - her AOI's!

susy said...

Maybe this sounds super far fetched but it seems to me like she's trying to be like the Hiltons and have a hotel name. She says she's changing it to that because of the pronunciation, but is that seriously the only way to spell it? BTW, love the blog!

imoutofit said...

Nguyen = Wenn, not Wynn. Seriously, this changing/reinventing herself is a stupid PR move. Bitch didn't quit smoking, she's still sucking on those cancer sticks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8gJE2wE96Y&feature=youtu.be&a

Jessica said...

I loved the fucking video, personally. "The guy on Priceline" was asking about her upbringing in Houston Texas. Classic.

@deluwiel I was thinking the same thing...how does a woman with a face aged from meth/cigarette smoking with huge obvious porno tits act in anything but a porn? Methinks this producer/director whoever is telling Ting Ting that the cameras are rolling and asking her to read a script, when the only two "actors" are her and his ding dong.

@Joann her "radio tour" was a shitty sports talk radio show in DC. She was on after the morning drive, so basically the time of day where the least amount of listeners tune in. This radio station in DC is sort of known as a trashier ESPN or "The Ticket" for those of you who are familiar with that. They talk sports but then they also talk about porn stars and strip clubs. Nonetheless, they gave Ting Ting a few minutes on their show in exchange for some "favors" the next time she brings her diseased ass to DC, but no one actually heard her on the radio.

She also did some college program but who even cares. It's not worth the mention.

raunchyb said...

On the mogul's Twitter she mentioned being on TMZ and that they said nice things about her and compared her to Audrey Hepburn. I guess she doesn't understand sarcasm. I found it online and they did give her some compliments but still took some jabs at her:

http://www.tmz.com/tmz-tv/?mediaKey=9d52a370-5944-41fa-8a30-d31925921a53&isShareURL=true

Monique said...

My big question is, has anyone ever heard of a movie being so "hush-hush"? Especially a movie where a portion of the proceeds will be donated to charity. What a coinky-dink that the subject matter is about child trafficking and Ting Ting was at that pitiful Golden Globes event that was about the very same thing. She may actually be able to pull it off. She she will just play it how she lives, like a skanky ho.

But my favorite fail of the video is her saying that she received a lot of tv & movie offers after filming SMDS. It hasn't even aired yet! I guess the AOI thinks that there are producers, agents and directors scouting for talent at a television soundstage.