"I feel like an adult now. I feel like a woman. I feel like, uhhh...*methsmack* you know, umm...the girl last year, I feel like that girl is soooo far away. I feel like, she's dead." - Tila Tequila.
According to an interview with RadarOnline (yes, them again), not only did Tila admits of drinking off camera and is not allergic to alcohol as the bitch claimed to be, but got herself a new last name: Wynn. Yes, Wynn, the opposite of lose. When it comes to multiple personalities, I honestly don't think Tila Tequila suffers from it. If you've been up to date, you would know this twit exploits just about anything from miscarriage, charity organization, suicide, adoption, ambassadorship, movie deals, jewelry, birth dates, sexuality, relationships, her underage fans, and etcetera. What are the chances of faking multiple personalities? A reminder: Back in June 6th, 2010, Tila blamed one of her personalities, Jane, for the cuts on her arm. It wasn't until August 4th, 2010 this Da Nang hooker blamed it on Garry Sun. Apparently, he must have angered her and Tila decides to handle the situation the best way she knows how.
I checked the biography label and stumbled onto this:
"As you all may or may not know, my name is Tila Nguyen A.K.A. Tila-T-Gurl, Tila Tequila T-Bird, or T. I decided to re-write my entire life story to give you the down right truth about the real person behind the name." -- Tila Tequila, Decemeber 6th, 2002
Prior to the launch of Tila's FAILED celebrity blog, she'd announced she's changing her name to Miss Tila. Why did she decide to change her name? Because like any idiots out there, changing your name will change your personality. Just like dyeing your hair to black will make you all grown up. Tila chose Miss Tila because she said it was classy and that she wants the world to know she doesn't "drink." Sorry, Tila Tequila. But announcing you're all grown up since September 19, 2010 won't convince the smart folks out there. You're probably in your mid thirties (your connection with the Vietnam War), so you're suppose to be a grown-up many decades ago, you old hag. I'm sure Twitter is going to be happy transferring her current account, TilaTequila, to TilaWynn. They've already did with TilaOMG. She just won't leave Twitter alone.
Is Tila really sober? This screencap was taken back in November 30th, 2010:
I am not a medical doctor, but I did a quick research and according to tardivedyskinesia.com, Tardive Dyskinesia, in a nutshell, is "when a patient has been taking certain prescription drugs over a long period of time, often in high dosages, involuntary, repetitive tic-like movements can result, primarily in the facial muscles or (less commonly) the limbs, fingers and toes. The hips and torso may also be affected."
Symptoms: "Regardless of the variety of the disease, tardive dyskinesia is characterized by sudden, uncontrollable movements of voluntary muscle groups. Signs of classic tardive dyskinesia normally consist of coordinated, constant movements of the mouth, tongue, jaw and cheeks. The patient may move their jaw laterally or up and down, as if chewing. The tongue may suddenly protrude or move about in a squirming, twisting manner. Repeated lip smacking and puffing of the cheeks may also be present. Severity of the condition is indicated by the frequency of these movements or spasms. In extreme cases, the tongue may move well over 60 times a minute."
Most of us are aware Tila has a history of drug abuse, mainly, Ambien with energy drinks. Back in June 4th, 2010, Tila mentioned she was going to be in Celebrity Rehab, ostensibly to get treatment for her drug addictions, but in reality, was her meal ticket to be on television. And we have evidence Tila had no intention of seeking help in the first place. Sadly, the Celebrity Rehab was postponed because it did not have big drunks. Sorry, Tila. But it just goes to show you you're not a big shot for them. Anyways, so what does Tila say? She expresses her disappointment, but then ended with "I will still be taking my Opiate adictions." When asked why she doesn't just go to a private rehab, her idiotic poor-of-an-excuse response was a private rehab facility costs a minimum of $30,000 per month!" TRS never fails to dazzle me with their epic entries. One of the writers was able to find more affordable rehabs for losers like Tila Tequila in five seconds! Ah, but the plot thickens. Turns out this Na Dang hooker was lying to the production all this time:
Well, I have a message for this twit: Girl, you can change your name, your eye color, your skin color, your hair color, but you will always be Tila-fucking-Thien-Thanh-Thi-Nguyen, AKA Titla Bacteria, Tina, Ting-Ting, and Ti-Lun who continues to hook off camera, over-charging your clients, and being the biggest talentless whore there is. Accept it, embrace it. Love it, or hate it, you are nothing but a fucking whore who used Casey Johnson's death in vain and stomped others to get where you are. YOU ARE NOTHING except a Da Nang hooker. This blog, the TRS, and others, are your worst enemies. Just remember, you did this all to yourself and should your infamy rises, pray no one finds us.