Monday, June 14, 2010

0 Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen's Biographies

"As you all may or may not know, my name is Tila Nguyen A.K.A. Tila-T-Gurl, Tila Tequila T-Bird, or T. I decided to re-write my entire life story to give you the down right truth about the real person behind the name." -- Tila Tequila, Decemeber 6th, 2002

And don't forget Miss Tila, Jane, and Caroline.

Yes, Tila, do tell us which biography you're going to disclose this time. I don't think Tila Tequila is aware of a website called Internet Archive: Wayback Machine because the edited version does not quite add up to her primitive biography. Okay, before you get excited, Tila's new version is a prelude and tells us about her family's experience during the Vietnam war...while she was a fetus, which, also doesn't add up because Tila claims to be born in 1981 and the war ended in 75. This idiot could've been more coherent and simply say it was a very difficult time for my family. They are very fortunate to survive the ordeal rather than I could've died as bombs were going off while in her womb.

In this primitive biography, notice Vietnam War is absent. It is safe to say Tila is desperately asking for sympathy. Not happening, bitch.

LOL at her disclaimer!

Okay, now her new version!

I like this allegation. It makes sense and is so Tila!

So, now that we know a little bit about this twit, what does Titla Bacteria have to say?