15 Ting-Ting! Me Suck Yo Dick!

Few weeks ago, an Army of Idiots soldier tweeted me this awesome shit:

Why is it awesome? Because unlike most of Tila's fans, though labeled as AOI, this is certainly a rare moment when a fan admits Tila Tequila lies! Of course, I've challenged this person but I guess he/she got too scared and didn't want to risk of being "kicked out" so ignored me. Yes. In Tila's world, her club is so immature. It's equivalent to those clubs children make and if you piss off the leader, it's a "toot-a-loo" to you. As long you "ass-kiss" her, you'll be on her good side. Anyways, all I got to say is, despite this fan's poor taste for an idol, I have to give mad props for admitting that Tila Tequila lies.


Here are Tila's latest lies:

Back in September 28, 2010, this moron was a "guest" on some show called The Gossip Queens. The clip is still available. Then, came this: (look at the time stamp)

As of this date, I have yet to see the second segment and because we all know Tila is wrong about many things, it's safe to say this is just another lie to prove she's a "celebrity." Infamous, yes. Celebrity? Hardly. Real celebrities don't need to deceit, let alone, announce news in ambiguous ways, and rely on publicity stunts to remain relevant (such as arm cutting). But in Tila's world, bad publicity is good publicity. Who needs talent when you're a pathological lying freak with fake titties?

All these lies in one entry! Amazing! This is the entry about hogul experiencing a moment of clarity: Failed to dethrone Perez Hilton and failed to become the number one celebrity blogger! Hell, there's a list (36) of things she'd promised to have and yet, failed to accomplish only but one. Can you guess what that is? She'd promised to upload pictures of her nasty-self. Wow! That is an accomplishment! But if you were to take that promise away, she'd accomplished nothing. NOTHING. What is FAILURE?

On November 12, the whore mentioned about being in an Italian Vogue magazine but turns out to be The Source instead. Then, on November 29, announced she's engaged and thinking the world actually cares, tried to tease us by being mysterious and dodging questions. Well, turns out she's unlikely engaged. To add insult to the injury toward her mother and deceased grandmother (as she's seen with various men), when asked about Casey Johnson, the fucking whore claims she found love this time. If the engagement was just a publicity stunt, Tila not only insults her own fans, but insulted Casey Johnson...again. I'm sure those who keep up with Tila's lies know three days after Casey's death, the lowlife piece of meat that deserves to die herself, was seen taken photos with a flower between her disgusting breasts, smiling at the paps. What did we expect, people? She's a narcissist and a sociopath. They lack empathy. But that's okay. I lack empathy toward Tila myself and don't care whether she dies or continues living. She is just a toy I like to play with and care about justice...justice for the people she have hurt, used, possibly murdered, and lied too to get where she's at. Other latest lies include her Tila Iphone App and clothing line. Let us not forget she claimed her crappy-designed layout will be new and better...like since November 12th. Go figure!

So, Ting-Ting got herself a small role as a trophy wife. I've never heard of Shit! My Dad Says until she'd mentioned it. I don't intend to watch it, but I would love to see her horrendous acting, so if anyone can just show us her Ting-Ting clip, I'll be thanking you. By the way, Ting-Ting? What the fuck? It's pretty amusing how Tila thinks the audience was laughing with her. She failed to realize they were laughing at her, just like how the Gossip Queens were making fun of her and not noticed their mockeries. Hell, I would be screaming her name too just so I can continue laughing at her! There are two reasons why she thought the levity was awesome: 1. She failed to realize, according to that hooker picture she took from her cubical-sized dressing room, guys like to see women dressed in slutty outfits. And 2., with no prior training in acting, it is hilarious to see those incompetents memorize their lines while looking spaced-out, trying to remember their cues. Did anybody see Britney Spears' Crossroads? Either way, a role like trophy's wife or a Hooter's girl should be a sign that Hollywood doesn't take your ass seriously, at least your brain. But then again, Tila Tequila doesn't have one. She ate it back in France with her latest client, remember?

P.S. If Hollywood ever do a re-make of Full Metal Jacket, they must hire Tila for that prostitute role by the name of Da Nang Hooker who says, "sucky, sucky five dolla!" I'm just say'n.