Sunday, October 23, 2011

16 Like Pregnancy, Like Location

This really isn't "new" news but something that got me thinking: Back in July 2011, Tila announced she's moving to New York city, looking for a roommate, and wanting to attend college because she wants to "live a normal life". Awwww...how adorable! I didn't know Tila lives an ex-ordinary life. Did you? While this may have come so sudden for us, but we have no clue what goes on with her miserable life offline (quite frankly, I like it that way) and if she was telling the truth, for once, she could have made this decision a long time ago and started packing her shit up. However...

Part of being a real celebrity is that they never get privacy. The point is, the media will make a big fuss about this. But when it comes to former reality-star bottom-feeding z-lister like Tila, the reliable sources don't give a shit about her so it's the tabloid websites, like TMZ or RadarOnline, that comes to her rescue! Have you seen paparazzi recording Tila moving her junk into a U-Haul van or asked where did she stored her shit while crib hunting? Or how about when she did, where are pictures or videos of her unloading her belongings? We all know Tila Tequila is a narcissist and an opportunist who will say or do anything to receive headline news (*cough* pregnancy, miscarriage, charity organization, Vietnam ambassadorship, adoption to name a few). We have heard worthless news about celebrities relocating and provided evidence of it, so why not her? Um, because Tila Tequila IS NOT a celebrity and credible evidence were not given to support her case as of now. "I am moving to New York" means shit. Since I am not a psycho, I don't have any desire to do some investigation and figure out about her new home. It's probably an alley where drug junkies and prostitutes frequent...or, she haven't moved at all.

I have read commentators voicing their concern for her dog, Onyx. Tila insist her dog was being taken care of by a friend while she's in NY...which is pretty ironic for someone bragging about being lonely and having no friends at all, but then claim having some. So maybe it isn't ironic. Tila says she's moving to NY, staying at a hotel, preferably Motel 6, while searching for mansion a house. Well, this was in July, now it's October. Obviously, it doesn't take a human being to find a new crib this long so what's the deal here? I'll tell you. I have a gut feeling Tila is still an L.A. resident and still living in that single-family home she calls "mansion." The motive behind this possible lie about moving is the same motive from previous lies: To be in the news. Oh, Tila. You poor dear. You know you're desperate when you have to lie consistently, let alone, make a lesbian sex tape for Vivid Entertainment to stay relevant.

Haven't you figured it out that your career is dead? You're too old to play a hot chick or become a pop star. So, what roles can be offered that fits your poor acting ability? Da Nang Hooker? You'll be in luck if Hollywood decides to do a Full Metal Jacket remake. Tila, dear, your only hope for income is to become a full-time porn star. Though, due to your old age, you'll be categorized under MILF (mothers I'd like to fuck) which is even better, considering the disgusting fact you try to be like Lady Gaga and refer yourself as Mama T. But, hey. Look at the bright side: You'll still have perverted fans and get to attend adult conventions.

Anyways, here's why I think Tila still lives in Los Angeles:

1.) No photos or videos of Tila moving her junk into a moving van. No way would Tila avoid calling the paps. She loves attention and this is like a meal to her.

2.) No photos or videos of Tila unloading her garbage to her new home.

3.) Three months later and no videos of Tila offering her fans a tour of her new place in NYC?

4.) Why haven't Tila updated her fan mail address?

5.) And finally, this video (thanks for the link, OfficialMsTuna), which was uploaded on September 26, 2011:


At 2:12 mark, Tila says, "I live in a house, and I used to live by myself and there's five bedrooms and it's a real big house. I have a dog--I have a pitbull. She's the best. And um...I have a bunch of hot girlfriends and...they're gonna be homeless in about a month, so I was like, you know, why don't you just move in here? So they're like, yay! They're all like, super hot--like Swedish girls, and, foreign girls from all over the place. Um, so they all call me "the Madame" and every night, I come home into the room and I'm like, *snaps finger* where's my money, bitch? *laughs* Give me the money! Um...*meth smack* no, it's really fun in my house. It's very lively. Um...*meth smack* a lot of...girl actions and girlie stuff going on......I call them "'my little slut whores.'"

Jesus Christ. Where to begin? Okay, the only truth that came out of her disgusting mouth is the part about living by herself and with the way she is, it's no wonder she's single. Moving on. Tila has a history about not only staying in a place less than a year before relocating once again (because of the stalkers), but has an embarrassing story about using a photo of a house that was on a market she claimed to have purchased, only to be caught lying. Turns out the house was in Thailand and Tila states she was moving back to Texas. You just don't know when to stop, do you, Tila?

Her L.A. home has actually four bedrooms, not five. Nice try, though. While it's not small, but it's not a mansion as Tila pretends it to be. Unfortunately, people with self-esteem issues and wanting approval and praise from people alike, will exaggerate anything and I mean anything. Was it necessary to say, "I have five bedrooms and it's a real big house?" when saying "I live in a house" would have suffice? Oh, and by the way, Tila does not own a house. She's a "proud" tenant.

Her hot girlfriends are going to be homeless in a month? What. The. Fuck? I smell more bullshit. Can't Tila make a lie that's more believable for once? Either way, let's pretend she's telling the truth. What an angel! We have been so wrong about her! Oh, no, wait. What the hell is this?
Wow. Tila. Really? You changed your mind because the lack of work? Oh, and it's very nice of you to take an advantage of these so-called "foreign girls" and charge them rent every night. In America, and I assume elsewhere, tenants pay monthly. Who the fuck pays per night? Not to mention, how the fuck are these hot girls, who are about to be homeless within a month, pay you rent per night? Also nice way to drain their remaining pennies! So...your *cough* mansion is a motel slash and a brothel now? Um, gross. Tila, your lies suck. A kid could do better.

So, in my opinion, I don't believe Tila lives in New York until I'm convinced. Tila can stay at some motel and place herself against a bathroom wall while recording and claim she's at her new house in NY. It would be great if the incident repeated itself if you know what I mean. Anyways, before I end this, I want to say the interviewer didn't seemed aroused by Tila's attempt of trying to sound sexy, but only end up proving herself to be a dumb ugly-face whore...Just say'n.

As Greg Savitt from the movie Mommie Dearest (1981) once said: "You were always the shop girl who fought her way to the top, made a great success. Well, you're not a little shop girl anymore. Now, that's the truth, to face and deal with, if you want to survive. The truth is, you're getting old."

If Tila was in her early 20's, I wouldn't find her attempt of sexiness as annoying as I do now, but honestly, Tila does NOT look good. She will literally become the next Jocelyn Wildenstein should she continue getting more botox and face-lifts. Sad. Truly. I know I'm sounding very shallow, but Tila's occupation is that of an adult entertainer where her looks are the prominent asset and for that, I feel it is okay to criticize her outer appearance as a fashion designer would criticize a model's weight. Tila is not sexy and she's just too old to play hot chicks. Her best option in entertainment industries is pornography where I'm sure many doors would open for her.

And I know this is even an older news, but hot damn I felt compelled to share it. Fabulous writer, Ghost Rider Radio, wrote an article of Tila returning her lambo back to her dealer! Hahahahahaa! Gold! Tila bragged, bragged, and bragged about purchasing a lambo and guess what? It was being rented out...just like her L.A. home. No wonder Tila's fun to blog about!

16 comments:

Joann said...

I was wondering if Tila got evicted from her home in LA? She tells so many, many lies you don't know what to believe. I thought it strange she was leaving everything behind in LA, even her dog and car when she claimed she was moving to NYC.

Why didn't she send her furnishings ahead, put the dog in the car and drive to New York? You're right QOCAP she probably never moved to New York in the first place.

As far as her "job".....IMO this tricked out mammmy yokum meth face looking skank is booked at these hole in the wall clubs no one has heard of unless you happen to live in the area and she has the nerve to tweet she's going to make a HUGE comeback in every way possible!

The skank is tweeting about her comeback because she don't want people to think all she has going for her is appearing at these dive bars...which is REALLY all she has going for her. LMAO.

What is she making a comeback from? The biggest thing she had going for her was A Shot At Love and that was over and done years ago. I read MTV fired her from doing a 3rd Shot so what else is there?

Her porn movie with two women was dull and was not a big hit. She has appeared naked on the Net, FOR FREE, masturbating so many times that seeing her in a porn movie may not be such a big deal with porn producers unless she was screwing a man or a group of men.

Bitch don't even have a laptop(at this time anyway) to tweet from. Whoever is managing her got her stripping or close to stripping at a bunch of dive bars filled with drunken men lusting after her. At least last year she was playing the dive bars in foreign countries now she can't even get that. Wonder if she has a pimp managing her now.

Has anyone actually seen her "shows" or read anything about them. In fact, what happen to all the movies she did last year and this year?

"Tila is not sexy and she's just too old to play hot chicks.".....I agree with you 100%.

I was looking at some of her pics from waaaay back in the day and one thing Tila had going for her was she looked like she was 12 years old but had the sexiness of an older women. She could look innocent and sexy at the same time.

IMO she looks old and hard now. They have to do a lot of photoshopping on her to even make her look presentable which is probably why they use the older posters promoting her at these clubs.

BigPoppaPhat said...

So how long did the "Moving to NYC/Taking over NYC/Now living the normal life" hype last? 4 months or so?

deluwiel said...

The "living a normal life" lasted until she got to NYC and started doing the promo interviews for her stupid dance song. Which was the entire reason for going to NY in the first place, not to move there, start school, or blend into the crowd. I don't think she ever actually moved either. I don't think she's in her same place - I still believe she was evicted or had to slink out in a hurry before her junk got thrown out onto the front lawn. She had some motel or cheap room somewhere to stay while she was doing the interviews. She'll wind back up in LA after her "burlesque tour" or whatever the hell it's supposed to be. She's cackling about all these new big projects again. As soon as she manages to get some low-rent dive bar gig she thinks she's riding the gravy train to fame and fortune again, until she screws up. Again. And she's aging badly. The black hair - looks like shit. Makes her look way older than she is, along with the harsh makeup.

raunchyb said...

I wouldn't be surprised if she gets hyped up about her bar gigs being a comeback, deluwiel. It's a good theory. Maybe she decides to give up on fame because she can't get any work, then as soon as she gets a hosting job she's back, bitches. IDK.

I found a few pics from her Friday appearance here: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.192404974166992.50052.176582739082549

Joann said...

Has anyone seen this on ROL..if not, take a look see.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/10/tila-tequila-celebrity-boxing-match-wants-lindsay-lohan-ring

rockitqueen said...

@Joann: I bet she's steaming now that Lilo is posing in Playboy. REAL Playboy, not just playboy.com. Mwahahaha!

Joann said...

@rockitqueen....you know she damn well is and Lindsay got close to a $1 million dollars doing it.

This must hurt really hurt Tila ESPECIALLY since Lindsay is as much of a trainwreck as Tila. LMAO.

Joann said...

Just read the skank's website is down and I'm more than sure she knew about this for months.

She lied to her AOI again when she said she would be updating her site soon with her Urban Ink shoot yet she told them to get a copy...could that be because she knew she was never going to update her site again..lol

"I'm in the current issue of "Urban Ink Magazine" I'll post pics on my site for u guys soon! Meanwhile go get a copy! Hotness! Muah! Xox
15 Oct via Twitter for BlackBerry®"

I bet this latest downward spiral started with "the move to NYC" even though we found out Tila, more than likely, never moved at all thanks to GRR.

This "move" lie was probably meant to throw us off to the fact the skank lost her Lambo and her home and why she's been tweeting from her phone for the last couple of months. She probably living in some dive motel.

Watch her lie and say she had to let the site go because of her busy schedule and she couldn't give it the personal attention her AOI deserved or something like that.

Joann said...

Forgot to add our own QOCAP also schooled us to the fact the skank probably never moved to NYC either.

FUYU said...

Did anyone else catch the Carleana (respecttila24_7) drama with the "generals" during the whole b-day present thing? It was pretty sad and pathetic seeing her praise them while they basically kicked her to the curb.

Joann said...

Tell us more FUYU....never saw that. They kicked Tila to the curb? I'm sure PQ wasn't in on that...she will lick the ground Tila walks on.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

I second that. What happened? LOL

FUYU said...

Sorry! Maybe I wrote it out wrong but it was Carleana (Carleana25 - who is now Carleanaluvlife and RespectTila24_7) that was kicked to the curb by the generals. She deleted the tweets asking to be added to the toasts to Tina but basically PQ went off on her about her "emo rants" that "no one wants to hear" from her old account and that she is excluded from participating in the special website. Even Stephanie bitched at her. All of Carleana's replies were pure kiss ass praises but they never softened up and just ignored her. What a great "family" they have. Nothing but #PositiveEnergy!!

You can look at PQ's TL and Stephanie's and see some of it. Carleana (RespectTila24_7) deleted all tweets talking about the "toast" but kept the kiss ass comments. I wish I could link directly but I'm on my phone and mobile twitter isn't showing me the URLs for the individual tweets. 

If you might have forgotten she's the same fan that Qocap joined a tinychat with posing as a fan a while back. She's the depressed (was 26 at that time?) alcoholic former-lesbian (she got together with her male BFF and now is Bi) fan that Tila blocked after she found out Tila's personal number and called. She was already depressed at the time and drinking herself away. All the "haters" were concerned for her but she would get extremely upset for caring and then throw her #TilaArmy4Life hashtags after every sentence. Now both Tina and the AOI have turned their backs on her. 

I don't feel sorry for her at all but it's just so pathetic how she still is kissing ass after all of that.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

Thanks for the info, FUYU. I remember chatting with that girl. These stupid people act like they're curing cancer or something. For God's sake, there's literally nothing on their fansite! Just some really old pictures of Tila. SMH. At least mine is very informative and interesting.

ParalyzedQueen Chantal Blue: @RespectTila24_7 What did I just tell you? You are NOT a part of our project. Your Toast isn't going up, your e-mail was deleted.
24 Oct

ParalyzedQueen Chantal Blue: @RespectTila24_7 I told you already, you are not a part of this present. Your Toast is not going up.
24 Oct

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Stephanie_Lynn1 Stephanie Lynn: @RespectTila24_7 (Continued) Stephanie that is my name. Respect my wishes thank you.
24 Oct

Stephanie_Lynn1 Stephanie Lynn: @RespectTila24_7 My name is not Stefanie it's Stephanie and PLEASE for the love of Pete do not call me Steph or Stephy or ANYTHING other..
24 Oct

LOL! I swear to god, these girls are trying so hard to sound cool and important. It's like a wanna-be popular girls club. So much for positive energy.

FUYU said...

Thanks for posting that Qocap! It's too bad Carleana deleted her tweets that got those replies.

Here are the earlier ones where she tells her how annoying her drunken tweets are.

@RespectTila24_7 CarleanaSoldier4Life
@ParalyzedQueen
you know I'm @Carleanaluvlife right it's me I used to be @Carleana25 you knew that right? Haters tripin !

16 Oct via web

@ParalyzedQueen Chantal Blue
@RespectTila24_7
Yeah I know its you. I always knew.

16 Oct via web

@RespectTila24_7 CarleanaSoldier4Life
@ParalyzedQueen
when I changed my twitter name I told stef than I dm Tila and told her .

16 Oct via web

@ParalyzedQueen Chantal Blue
@RespectTila24_7
I don't care if you made a different account. Just don't be emo like you were with your old one.

16 Oct via web

@RespectTila24_7 CarleanaSoldier4Life
@ParalyzedQueen
I am a changed person and what do you mean emo?

16 Oct via web

@ParalyzedQueen Chantal Blue
@RespectTila24_7
Nothing just forget it.

16 Oct via web

@ParalyzedQueen Chantal Blue
@RespectTila24_7
Emo = (overly) emotional. Basically whining about stupid shit and looking for sympathy.

16 Oct via web

RespectTila24_7 CarleanaSoldier4Life
@ParalyzedQueen
I'm not like that any more and when I was I'm sorry but I was deeply depressed but not any more. :)

16 Oct via web

@ParalyzedQueen Chantal Blue
@RespectTila24_7
It's fine if you're depressed. It is NOT fine announcing all of your shit to the entire world of Twitter.

16 Oct via web

RespectTila24_7 CarleanaSoldier4Life
@ParalyzedQueen
I used to just let everything go I used twitter as a journal not looking for sympathy just getting it off of my chest. :)

16 Oct via web

@RespectTila24_7 CarleanaSoldier4Life
@ParalyzedQueen
I'm not going to be I just everyone to be cool with me after all we are #TilaArmyFamily. :)

16 Oct via web

@ParalyzedQueen Chantal Blue
@RespectTila24_7
Well u have to understand that u really can't do that. Lots of people will get annoyed and not want to see the negativity.

16 Oct via web

@RespectTila24_7 CarleanaSoldier4Life
@ParalyzedQueen
I know i write it in my journal now than twitter I was depressed but not any more sorry are we still cool ? #TilaArmyFamily.

16 Oct via web

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...... no reply after that last tweet. I skipped some other tweets in between from Carleana but basically this was the conversation. After all of that, PQ pretty much became ugly with Carleana with the unveiling of their plug and play site lol. What are #TilaArmyFamily for! *shrugs* I guess another rule that PQ forgot to mention to the army was that all AOI restricted from showing your emotions online. Wow.

Joann said...

Thanks FUYU. I misunderstood what you wrote.

It seems after being told to stay out of her business(Tila),BBJ has changed her twitter name and seems to be keeping her distance from the skank. I don't know about Stephanie_Lynn1 but PQ is so pathetic when it comes to Tila it blows my mind. She is so easy to manipulate.