And just for the heck of it, most of the veteran haters can recall when Tila lied about being in an Italian Vogue magazine.
On June 2010, Tila had a hilarious interview with EntertainmentFocus regarding about her new celebrity blog and said (at 7:07 mark), "I just signed up with a production deal with uh, a tv production company, one of the biggest ones in Los Angeles--they're really good...I'm going to be the executive, of course! It's just going to be about...how am I going to han--like, everything I do in my life right now, it's crazy! I'm like, my friends are on me like, or my co-workers, oh my god! Eveyrday I wake up--I wake up to drama!" I'm assuming she's really talking about her music video, Walking on Thin Ice because the song was released few months later after this interview. But in the end, she says, "alright. let's put the camera in me and just follow."
Hmmm..why does this sound so familiar? Oh, that's right. Under the influence of possible meth binge, Tila once attempted to create a web tv:
As far as I'm concerned, there were short videos of Tila recorded for the purpose of "Real Life with Tila", but it's obvious these videos are like all her previous youtube clips, hence, lame and unoriginal. Fortunately, she did a smart move by forgetting about it. Why would Tila try to resurrect an old failed project? Is this a rinse, cycle, and repeat?
Oh, but she does it again! On April 2011, after making a terrible royal wedding commentary (which was remotely all about herself, and not the royal couples), before signing off, says, "Stay tuned for more shows coming up! This was just--this was just simply for the royal wedding. Um, but stay tuned, more shows coming up! Tila TV join and I love you guys!"
Back in January 2011, during an interview, Tila announced she's filming a movie about "girl who was abducted at age 11 and forced into child prostitution by the time she was 13." Really? How is a 38-year-old woman gonna pull this off?
So, where is this production show? Where is the Tila TV? Where is this child adduction film?
Now, let's focus on the parts where Tila was allegedly given a role, and the show gets cancelled during her time. Poor Tila:
Celebrity Rehab article:
"We got no big drunks" - Celebrity Rehab. This pretty much sums up how popular Tila really is. Jesus Christ. Even Bai Ling beat her ass and successfully made the cut! To find solace, Tila blogged about taking opiate. 
Shit! My Dad Says article:
succumbs to death. The duration of her part is too small to offer serious critiques, so I won't comment on it.
Masterminds (official website)
I've noticed that while Tila doesn't have a freedom of selecting bigger roles she wants and instead, gets the leftovers, she seems to choose certain characteristics for her minor roles she can blowjob for, and that is, a victim:
And let us not forget the imaginary movie role of playing an adducted 11-year-old girl forced into prostitution.
Let's see her somewhat-success *cough* walk-in scenes:
With these roles, there's no way she can be taken seriously in Hollywood. Even her Uncorked lesbian porn video did more damage to her already-bad reputation. And guess who's fault is that? Certainly not mine. With Tila bragging about refusing to do another Shot at Love, even if she were paid millions of dollars, what tv show could do so well with her? Another shot at love? After all, despite reminding us she's done with ASAL, mentioned during an interview with Chaunce Hayden in July 2011, this video, which Tila deleted, gave us a clue she may due another Shot at Love...this time in New York. Girl must be really desperate for money...and fame. Right. Just like I won't make a sex tape and look what I have: a lesbian sex tape with two porn stars.
So, dear readers: Is Tila lying again? If she's telling the truth, will her role be a whore or an abused victim?