15 Huge Comeback On TV?

Tila tweeted about being in the Urban Ink Magazine and rather than share the photos right away, decided to make her remaining or fake fans wait, as if her photos are the Picasso masterpiece...not. Anyways, I was kind enough to do a simple search and found only these photos: (currently I don't know if these are the photos from Urban Ink Magazine at this point)

While the concept is kinda cool and actually like the style myself, but Tila does NOT look good at all and put it simply, ruins the entire art, if you can call it art. She's aging terribly, thanks to the plastic surgeries she had done to her face last year.

And just for the heck of it, most of the veteran haters can recall when Tila lied about being in an Italian Vogue magazine.

Anyways, a comeback on television? It's obvious the media, especially MTV and VH1, are very age biased and don't like to have actors and actresses over 25 on their shows because that's just how they roll. Tila, although claims to be 29, soon to be 30 within less than two weeks, will be turning 38, so this should be really interesting on what her new project will be this time...and whether or not the production will finally stick with it. God knows there have been multiple announcements Tila made regarding about tv biz and never happened:

On June 2010, Tila had a hilarious interview with EntertainmentFocus regarding about her new celebrity blog and said (at 7:07 mark), "I just signed up with a production deal with uh, a tv production company, one of the biggest ones in Los Angeles--they're really good...I'm going to be the executive, of course! It's just going to be about...how am I going to han--like, everything I do in my life right now, it's crazy! I'm like, my friends are on me like, or my co-workers, oh my god! Eveyrday I wake up--I wake up to drama!" I'm assuming she's really talking about her music video, Walking on Thin Ice because the song was released few months later after this interview. But in the end, she says, "alright. let's put the camera in me and just follow."

Hmmm..why does this sound so familiar? Oh, that's right. Under the influence of possible meth binge, Tila once attempted to create a web tv:

As far as I'm concerned, there were short videos of Tila recorded for the purpose of "Real Life with Tila", but it's obvious these videos are like all her previous youtube clips, hence, lame and unoriginal. Fortunately, she did a smart move by forgetting about it. Why would Tila try to resurrect an old failed project? Is this a rinse, cycle, and repeat?

Oh, but she does it again! On April 2011, after making a terrible royal wedding commentary (which was remotely all about herself, and not the royal couples), before signing off, says, "Stay tuned for more shows coming up! This was just--this was just simply for the royal wedding. Um, but stay tuned, more shows coming up! Tila TV join and I love you guys!"

Back in January 2011, during an interview, Tila announced she's filming a movie about "girl who was abducted at age 11 and forced into child prostitution by the time she was 13." Really? How is a 38-year-old woman gonna pull this off?

So, where is this production show? Where is the Tila TV? Where is this child adduction film?

Now, let's focus on the parts where Tila was allegedly given a role, and the show gets cancelled during her time. Poor Tila:

Celebrity Rehab article:

"We got no big drunks" - Celebrity Rehab. This pretty much sums up how popular Tila really is. Jesus Christ. Even Bai Ling beat her ass and successfully made the cut! To find solace, Tila blogged about taking opiate. ^[1]

Shit! My Dad Says article:

Tila had a minor role, with a gold-digging whore theme to it. Apparently, the studio was unaware she carries a curse: Anything she comes in contact with, turns into a disaster and thus, this show succumbs to death. The duration of her part is too small to offer serious critiques, so I won't comment on it.

Masterminds (official website)

Thanks to RC3199 for the link. Because I can anticipate this movie is going to be oscar-winning, I won't explain its plot. Shit, I haven't bothered to read it. Its trailer was sufficient to let me know it's gonna rock! I have no idea what its status, though. I've been told it's postponed or cancelled. Either way, there goes my life...

I've noticed that while Tila doesn't have a freedom of selecting bigger roles she wants and instead, gets the leftovers, she seems to choose certain characteristics for her minor roles she can blowjob for, and that is, a victim:

Mommy in daddy figure beating the shit out of Tila in MasterMinds

Mommy in daddy figure beating the shit out of Tila because she won't eat her lettuce in Walking On Thin Ice music video
And let us not forget the imaginary movie role of playing an adducted 11-year-old girl forced into prostitution.

Let's see her somewhat-success *cough* walk-in scenes:

Tila Tequila in I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007) as a Hooter's girl or just some slut, and this film is considered terrible to many movie critics.

Tila as Ting-Ting Cohen in Shit! My Dad Says before it got cancelled. Her character is obviously a gold-digging whore and that old man is her husband. Gross. Anyways, it's interesting the production paid her some bucks to play herself on their show.

Tila as Monae in MasterMinds. Since I haven't seen the movie, I can only assume her role is another hooker falling for another pimp.

With these roles, there's no way she can be taken seriously in Hollywood. Even her Uncorked lesbian porn video did more damage to her already-bad reputation. And guess who's fault is that? Certainly not mine. With Tila bragging about refusing to do another Shot at Love, even if she were paid millions of dollars, what tv show could do so well with her? Another shot at love? After all, despite reminding us she's done with ASAL, mentioned during an interview with Chaunce Hayden in July 2011, this video, which Tila deleted, gave us a clue she may due another Shot at Love...this time in New York. Girl must be really desperate for money...and fame. Right. Just like I won't make a sex tape and look what I have: a lesbian sex tape with two porn stars.

So, dear readers: Is Tila lying again? If she's telling the truth, will her role be a whore or an abused victim?