On February 4th, our favorite hogul announced she's making a comic book and her Tila Army soldiers will have a big role! Yes! A big role and they're gonna be famous as fuck because not only will Tila feature her dimwitted underage fans in some comic book, but they'll likely be on television or some film! But, wait! What's this?
It's almost one year later and Tila hasn't done shit about her comic, so why now? Maybe Tila will get off her fatass and actually start working on it...just like her Tila Iphone app and Tila Merch. What is the actual hold up? Why, Tila's simply waiting for her popularity to get bigger! No big fanbase, no business revenue! Let's be blunt here: Tila, your fanbase isn't getting bigger. Your fans are either underage who won't be able to purchase your adult-related merchandise (if any) or a bunch of perverted men who have no interest in buying your shit but jerk off your photos. I highly doubt they're dying to buy a pencil case, let alone, a Tila Tequila condoms.
What is her comic book suppose to be about? One can imagine Tila hiring artists to doodle her haters being killed in very grotesque ways. If you ask me though, this is what her comic book suppose to be like:
Tila, you fucking suck. I already beat you with a dress up game and previous comic strips. No, I am NOT for hire. Find someone else, you loser.