Oh, wait. I see the reason behind this bullshit: Tila's been criticized about not accomplishing this project since 2009. Why so late? Because her platform wasn't big like her fake wonky breasts. Yes, her app is free, but it would be embarrassing if one (including Tila herself) and one other were the only ones to download that shit, right? I doubt her platform got any bigger, but I believe her lesbian sex tape gave her a little boost (the best way to stay relevant if you don't have a talent if I may add). Plus, she has made some very, very, very, small roles lately, so it, too, probably helped. Now that Tila believes she's an A-lister, hired some idiot to create this disappointing application. I mean, seriously. 2009. All these years, this is the best you can come up with?
Tila may self-proclaim to be all grown-up, but she certainly hasn't changed when it comes to communicating.
And now with her silly music, Walking on Fried Rice--I mean, Walking on Thin Ice. For those who don't know, the song is written by Yoko Ono and released in 1981. So, yes. No originality from Miss Tila as usual. Explicit lyrics about fucking people doesn't count, either. Why did Ono allow someone like this whore ruin a good song is beyond me. While I'm not going into details about the music, but there are few things that are worth mentioning.
And according to the information, it was uploaded on February 26th. Hmmmm...do I sense some sort of insecurity here? Apparently, the video was released before its debut on MTV according to Tila's statement, and to get much people to download from that site as possible to look popular, opt to tell us.
Now's my really favorite part! Since June 2010, Tila's been ranting about the Illuminati (see samples here) and acting like no one has ever heard of them. The fact is, Tila became obsessed about Vigilant Citizen to the point she thought she could do better like dethroning Perez Hilton at celebrity blogging, but only to fail at it... hilariously. In fact, Tila was so obsessed she wrote an entry about it. Thankfully, the entry was saved before this stupid moron deleted it. This is important because I find it even more fucking hilarious on how she's trying to convince us she's now in this "Monarch Programming." What is that?
"From wearing cute little kitty ears, the group is now draped in feline prints, a mind control meme signifying a subject’s beta programming, also known as Sex Kitten programming. The fact that they wore the ears before they got famous might signify the group’s predisposition to this kind of programming."
Vigilant Citizen [SOURCE]
I'm a regular reader at Vigilant Citizen and as far as I'm concerned, Monarch Programming are usually used on kids or people in their early twenties...at least for entertainment areas. To see Tila becoming their next victim is truly amusing! She's certainly not a kid, nor 28 anymore, so it would be harder to brainwash older people. But let's just say Tila is too dumb and pretends to be under their control so she can feel cool about it.
The first time Tila mentioned this music video was back in November of last year. Tila thankfully had shit thrown at her back in August of last year as well. You can see that scar the bitch used to point at:
Listen to Titla Bacteria sing a cappella to help you decide if she can. But to save you time, the answer is no, the whore can't sing.
And finally, her Tila Merch. $24.95 for a t-shirt? What kind of crack is this hoe on?!
Wearing this embarrassing t-shirt is literally asking someone to kick your fucking ass. Not to mention, the way Tila uses the apostrophe is very annoying. I think she does it deliberately. It may annoy us, but it's certainly making her look more stupid. Indulge me on why is it that Tila's using a service website to run her online store? I guess she doesn't want to pay someone. What? Did Tila quit hooking or something? That would be a total shocker!
And finally, I use this picture as my twitter background. Had it for a while:
Now, notice anything similar?
Tila, stop copying other artists and find your own you fucking turd.