0 Sex, Drugs, and My Lambo: The Life After She Cried Wolf!

So, Tila have tweeted about writing a new book (probably an updated version of Hooking Up with Tila Tequila) and won't be out until next year. Next year? Why wait? I have my sources and was able to obtain the art cover of it! .....not, really. Sorry, folks. I'm just kidding. Actually, to celebrate Tila's upcoming new book (hope the whore's not lying!), I've decided to make a parody of it!

Here's the front cover:


And the back cover:


Whatever her book is about, I bet mine will be better!