Thanks to MunsterJams and Ghost Rider Radio for this latest news. Looks like Tila's former-porn star manager, Gina Rodriguez, cooked up a new project and Tuna Tequila is going to be her new girl-6 gal!
Success? Making an appearance at strip clubs, made a three-way lesbian sex tape, pulls a bitch-cries-wolf stunts to get the world to notice you, can't build an adult website alone, and now this? These are considered successful to you? Yeah, okay. Whatever you say, Tila lovers! Anyways, since January, Tila has yet again disappointed her own idiotic fans.
tried to kill herself all week and failed. Unlike most of her failures, this one apparently caused a nasty repercussion. She suffers a brain aneurysm and may have brain damage as a final result...so says the unreliable sources.
But fear not, folks. Gina puts up a new website called "Dial A Star" and according to the WHOIS information, the domain was registered on February 2nd, 2012. You would think if Tila's unfortunate incident caused a brain aneurysm, maybe it would be like, appropriate to remove Tila's profile until she has recuperated? After all, not only could this be considered false advertising, the unreliable sources say she may have permanent brain damage. Brain damage or not, there is another source circulating around the internet of Miss Tuna walking around in Los Angeles as if nothing happened, which I totally believe to be true.
Here are the clients fro Dial a Star website:
While Tuna attempt to build her own adult website, she published her web chat fees:
Personally, this "Dial a Star" is more expensive and its fee is ridiculous. For Tuna, she charges $20 dollars per minute. For 15 minutes of phone chat, it's $300 dollars. For 30 minutes, it's $600. For an hour, it's a whopping $1,200, as oppose to her $500 hour fee. Please tell me my math is inaccurate! Of course, Gina gets the half of whatever her clients make. Also, Michael Lohan is more infamous than Tuna, so why is he charging less?
I wonder when will Tuna be available for phone chats. Can she function straight? Is that dumb slut still using a wheelchair and praying the small elevator at home won't break down while using it? Or how about stop trying to concoct more publicity stunts and start working on those three websites? So many questions, so little answers!
Oh, by the way, this is funny: