Monday, March 19, 2012

24 Tila Tequila - The New Girl 6 Gal

Thanks to MunsterJams and Ghost Rider Radio for this latest news. Looks like Tila's former-porn star manager, Gina Rodriguez, cooked up a new project and Tuna Tequila is going to be her new girl-6 gal!

Success? Making an appearance at strip clubs, made a three-way lesbian sex tape, pulls a bitch-cries-wolf stunts to get the world to notice you, can't build an adult website alone, and now this? These are considered successful to you? Yeah, okay. Whatever you say, Tila lovers! Anyways, since January, Tila has yet again disappointed her own idiotic fans.
Poor Tila tried to kill herself all week and failed. Unlike most of her failures, this one apparently caused a nasty repercussion. She suffers a brain aneurysm and may have brain damage as a final result...so says the unreliable sources.

But fear not, folks. Gina puts up a new website called "Dial A Star" and according to the WHOIS information, the domain was registered on February 2nd, 2012. You would think if Tila's unfortunate incident caused a brain aneurysm, maybe it would be like, appropriate to remove Tila's profile until she has recuperated? After all, not only could this be considered false advertising, the unreliable sources say she may have permanent brain damage. Brain damage or not, there is another source circulating around the internet of Miss Tuna walking around in Los Angeles as if nothing happened, which I totally believe to be true.

Here are the clients fro Dial a Star website:
My god, these bottom-feeding trolls are so desperate! Real celebrities don't have time to do these kind of shit just to make meets end! They have touring to do, not make sex tapes or sing at sleazy bars.

While Tuna attempt to build her own adult website, she published her web chat fees:

Personally, this "Dial a Star" is more expensive and its fee is ridiculous. For Tuna, she charges $20 dollars per minute. For 15 minutes of phone chat, it's $300 dollars. For 30 minutes, it's $600. For an hour, it's a whopping $1,200, as oppose to her $500 hour fee. Please tell me my math is inaccurate! Of course, Gina gets the half of whatever her clients make. Also, Michael Lohan is more infamous than Tuna, so why is he charging less?

I wonder when will Tuna be available for phone chats. Can she function straight? Is that dumb slut still using a wheelchair and praying the small elevator at home won't break down while using it? Or how about stop trying to concoct more publicity stunts and start working on those three websites? So many questions, so little answers!

Oh, by the way, this is funny:

24 comments:

BigPoppaPhat said...

Tila has always had brain damage, that would be a logical explanation for her charades.

We all should all chip in $20 so GRR or COCAP can make a recorded phone call! That would be epic.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

Well, I'm not savvy when it comes to hiding my phone number, but that would be awesome if some hater pulls a prank on Tuna.

Joann said...

IMO, her management sent that press release to TMZ and ROL about Tila having a brain aneurysm and trying to kill herself. They were covering for the skank who I believe was doing drugs all week, overdosed, was sent to the hospital to get cleaned out and sent back home.

I see the Generals of her army took down their website to her, put up a splash page and left her a message to get help, which the haters told them to do a long time ago.

http://www.tilaarmyhotspot.webs.com/

LOL. I'm waiting to see what her reaction will be to their message. Will she treat them the same way she treated BBJ when she tweeted her concern for the skank or will she thank them?

And, what fool is going to pay $10, $15 or $20 dollars A MINUTE to talk to these Z-list people? But, there will probably be a few fools who will get drunk on a weekend night and dial one of these numbers to talk. lol

I doubt if this will last long because they surely won't make any money from this.

Mimi said...

Ditto to everything Joann said!
@yipeHipe

Awwsumkitteh said...

What happened with BBJ?

BigPoppaPhat said...

She told Tila to slow down on the partying or something to that extent, she was getting worried. Tila snapped off on her and said something rude back, not sure who unfollowed who first. I don't remember much of the details, but BBJ finally saw Tila for who she really is and moved on.

Awwsumkitteh said...

Well good for her then.

William said...

Well then. Opinions on what is going to be the big "come back, I'm sober" stunt that is soon to follow?

Sheriff Gauncent.

RockitQueen said...

@Sheriff, here's my prediction: She's going to "find god" in rehab and start making a bunch of Michael Lohan-esque religious tweets. That will last for about a week or so and then she'll start in on all the new music she writing. There will be a couple Radar articles. She'll promise new music and new videos that never materialize, disappear for a couple weeks and then go right back to were she always ends up: cracked out and tweeting nonsense.

deluwiel said...

I'm kind of wondering WHEN she'll surface - will she lay low for the requisite 90 days to make the whole claim of rehab look legit or will her sick craving for attention get the better of her? I don't know about the religious spin - I mean, she tried conversion to Judaism and that got her about 3-1/2 hours of internet buzz. I'm fairly sure there's going to be some kind of psycho narrative about a near-death experience. She might go on for a couple of weeks about how her reason for still being here is to do good in the world and she's focusing on helping others and will be traveling to East Dogpatch to show the villagers how to do glam makeup or some such bullshit. But RockitQueen is right - it won't take long before the cray is back and hopefully better than ever!

Joann said...

LOL...whatever it is you can bet your last dollar it will be blown way out of proportion or a bunch of lies. Skank can't bring anything new.

William said...

I'm guessing this will be the statement when said whore come back word for word.

"Miss Tila is back! Pow! Better than ever! Thank you my Tila Army for you support. Without you, I would not have been able to recover so fast. This has been such an eye opening and learning experience that I am going to share it with the world. I am currently on conversations with TrueTV to do a documentary on my experience. I am going to do it for free just so I can share and help others with my condition and show them just how strong they are and can be better just like me. I'm all about charity, so that would be my honor to do this. We actually start filming tomorrow. I'm so excited and busy at the same time. Dr. says I need to eat so I had a friend bring me some ramen noodles and a cheeseburger. I can't believe I ate all that and am now cooking a pizza. I am such a good cook. Maybe after filming my dramatic life story you all can come over and I can cook for you. I really need some sleep. Busy day tomorrow. Miss Tila is back! Pow!"

One week later we are back to crack rants and whore stops around the world while recording bullshit.

William said...

Forgot to sign.

Sheriff_Gauncent.

Joann said...

@Sheriff_Gauncent....ROTFLMAO....you got the skank down to a T. Sounds just like her.

William said...

Thanks, I figured that about covered it. Haha.

Sheriff_Gauncent.

BigPoppaPhat said...

LOL @ William. You nailed it.

deluwiel said...

LOLOL just one little touch to make it perfect: apostrophes in the wrong places -conversation's and other's

RockitQueen said...

HAHAHA! Bingo, Sheriff G!

BTW, GhostRiderRadio has a new post up on Tuna. She got some "answers" on what's going on from her manager.

deluwiel said...

Sheriff G - either you or somebody else who saw your parody post up there put it on Tuna's facebook under the name "Tila Wynn" - oh, you crazy kid, whoever you are! LOL BTW - somebody named Joseph claims he saw Tuna at Boca Raton mall. Is that how they treat substance abuse now? Shopping therapy?

William said...

I didn't do it.

Sheriff_Gauncent.

RockitQueen said...

Something is up, guys. Check this out. I saw this article on Gawker (replace [DOT]):

http://gawker[DOT]com/5897560/pr-dummies-michael-lohan-is-pretty-much-the-worst

Michael Lohan is now working with Palm Partners "doing Interventions". It's evident that he put this press release out himself, or someone equally as unprofessional did. We all know these whores never met a camera they didn't like, so what if they are trying to film their own version of Intervention/Celebrity Rehab? Dr. Drew's show was cancelled, so there's a hole in the market, so to speak. Tuna did say we'd be seeing a lot more of her on TV soon and maybe there is a kernel of truth to that. This whole "anyerism/overdose" thing could have been planned for months.

According to GhostRiderRadio, that Gina manager chick has been pretty forthcoming with Tuna's private medical information. Perhaps because she signed a waiver?? What do you guys think?

deluwiel said...

aaaaannnnd we have a winnah! RockitQueen found the smoking gun. I have no doubt that this is EXACTLY what this whole fiasco was for. Tuna is setting up to be one of Michael Lohan's *gag* first 'interventions'. It's all starting to make sense now.

Joann said...

After reading that article I'm going to agree with deluwiel.

The aneurysm, overdose, in and out of TWO hospitals within a week, being discharged from ICU(we know you don't get discharged from ICU) and now in rehab at PALM PARTNERS where ML just happens to work is a bunch of bullshit. Ain't nothing wrong with the skank. It's a game.

And, how is ML in any shape to hold an intervention for ANYBODY?

deluwiel said...

that's the thing - did you read his bio? "father of movie star and celebrity Lindsay Lohan." That's his big claim to fame. He's a disgusting parasite circling just outside his daughter's orbit of notoriety who herself is hanging onto celebrity by her ragged fingernails (Hey, Mike? How 'bout a "high end" intervention for your own kid?) who would do anything, would sell out anybody, to get his mug on the cover of a gossip rag. I don't see how he and Tuna would get along - they'd be too busy brawling to see who got to be front and center in the paparazzi shots. They're both the absolute dregs and actually deserve each other, now that I think about it.