Well, the winner for best celebrity sex tape 2012 is revealed. In my opinion, I am quite disappointed Tuna Tequila lost because all her life is evolved around masturbation, promiscuity, and among other sexual activities I care not to know. Who is the winner? Chyna. Her real name is Joan Marie Laurer, former female American wrestler turned pornographic actress. Perhaps Tila can become Chyna's protégée? Just a thought.
How the fuck Chyna won is really beyond me. I am disappointed, but is also surprised. It's like Tila participating in some musical composition contest and her competitor is Mozart. Obviously we know who possesses the real talent, but somehow, she won. That's the reaction I'm feeling right now. But, the winner is revealed, so congratulations Chyna for corking Tuna and taking the trophy home. Had Tila been honest rather than playing victim (like always) and actually promoted, she would have a better chance. So, she can only blame herself for failing again.
Maybe GQ really had an excellent point about Tila being among the least influentials. After all, Tila have not made an appearance in any movie that would make its way to your theaters back in 2011 as she'd predicted. The video, in which she talks about her "big plans", is set to private now. Hmmmm...dare I ask why again, Tuna? It's just astonishing to me that Tuna lost to someone who haven't lived a life of a whore. Not attention whore, but a whore who actually fucks anybody to get quick cash for drugs. Now it's cash, drugs, and fame. But, that's just my opinion about poor fragile Tila. However, Tila have confessed to doing drugs and fucking, so my opinions aren't opinions.
So, now we know Tuna lost for best celebrity sex tape award, does that mean she'll abandon her projects? Will she disappoint her army of idiots for 2012? It's not even February yet and already I smell shit. I'm sure Tuna will abandon her "Tila Army" website like her comic book and focus on her adult website instead, hoping some loser out there willing to fork over this sad piece of meat $500 dollars for an hour chat. Oh! The humanity!
Just recently, Tuna probably smoked a really bad pipe because you know, it's crack o'clock for Tuna, and tweeted these:
cottage cheese ass not only to create new twitter accounts and tweet the same shit over and over again toward the haters, but expect money to be rolling in just like that. Well, good luck, Tuna. Good luck. While you say you're joking, there is half truth to these tweets.
IRS charity page and look up "Jayden's Angels" and get zero results because duh, it's illegitimate. The Tilasrotspot team have written an article about Tila's alleged embezzlement. But really, after reading this peculiar tweet below, I'm sure your sentiment will be no different than to mine when it's clear Tuna doesn't give a shit about people but herself:
And speaking of bigger fool, I wonder who really is, though. The bigger fool would create a fraudulent charity organization, fake pregnancy, miscarriages, fake adoption, fake suicide attempt, insist of being in many films for 2011 but made none so far, insist of becoming a Vietnam ambassador, insist of undergoing vitro fertilization, insist of working on Tila Army Comic book but yet to even start, insist of having your own fashion, but sell t-shirts that say, "Hater's can suck it", and oh yes, constantly lying.
Try harder, Tuna. Try harder.
And lastly, I dislike mentioning these tweet so diligently, but again. These tweets were posted back in August 2009:
Don't worry, folks. Tila is just striving for pity party and will live to see 2013. But, if she were serious, she should just get help.
Dear Tila, no one brought misery into your world. No one made you go through "trails and tribulations". No one made you to cut your own arm and film a lesbian sex tape. You did all these on your own. Grow the fuck up, stop blaming others for your own failures and take responsibilities of your own actions. You are not a kid. Everybody suffers. Hell, there are starving families out there while you have been privileged to not only live in a beautiful rented home, but travel around the U.S. to perform in strip clubs. You have been privileged to be in adult magazines and yet, you still whine?
Wow. Talk about being an ungrateful cretin.