Sunday, December 5, 2010

55 Yes, This Is So Shocking!



Tila, you certainly have a fucked up mind. I'm just say'n. Moving on. The entry is about Tila "shocked" about some blogger, who have a history of being mean to her (according to her statement), finally wrote what she considers a "shocking, interesting" message. I guess this moron is very easy to please. Granted, the blogger didn't lash out at her but, the entry itself contains one fucking paragraph and already this whore is drooling like a dog and overreacted.

It's very sweet of Tila helping this dude get more traffic, considering the fact Tila is soooooo famous and respected! However, I took a liberty to visit Alexa.com just recently and got this result instead:
Being an Asian myself, I actually suck at Math. Can't even do Pre-Algebra! Yes, I'm that retarded in that field and according to these charts, I'm guessing it doesn't look compelling on Tila's part, right? Maybe Mr. Tuna should offer her a hand? Yes? No? No sexual innuendo intended! Then Tila goes on to say she never give shoutouts to bloggers, thinking it's a huge privilege; but fails to realize she already has. Twice, actually, upon the records I could find. One sending the awesome TilaResistance a cease and desist letter and bitched at CeleberitySlam for calling her a Saigon whore. By the way, his response is still pricless!

Things gets weirder and offending along the way. Apparently, Tila is convinced this blogger have swallowed his pride over one measly paragraph and thus, received an accolade by responding and her willingness to have dinner with him (as long he's paying for it). As usual, our little midget friend never stops that annoying persuasion of "look, I'm really a nice, sweet, down-to-earth woman!" When will this woman ever learn no one fucking cares? My advice to Tila is to give it a rest already. Tila can convince a fool, but not those with intelligence. Tila can try to change her revolting image, but the question is, to what though? A grown woman? Tila Tequila claims to be born in 1981, so she turned 29. Dare I need to explain the psychology of the human mind?

Speaking of her willingness to go out to dinner with some stranger, I'm sure her new lover is thrilled, but the tragic lies on Casey Johnson. Few days ago, Tila made a disgusting comment about love:
We know Tila never loved Casey and this evidence is enough to merit a wish for Tila all the misery a person can get in a single life. You, Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen, deserve to get raped, beaten, stabbed, run over, hanged, and etc. You are fucking hated and your mother is embarrassed to give birth to you. Nobody loves you. You are a disgusting maggot. For Christmas, I want someone to steal your Posha, vandalize it, and dump it to the ocean like you did one time. GO TO HELL, SKANK!

55 comments:

Misty said...

I am so glad you recap her blogs, Qocap, because honestly I can even read all the way through them. I enlarged it here, read the first few sentences and honestly, Tina can't write for shit - grown woman, my ass, her writing skills are on par with my 7th grader.

What really bothers me is her need to constantly say: "I'm sweet, I'm down to earth, blah, blah, f-ing blah" Then next post she'll be all "gansta". She really needs to make up her mind.

If Tina found the Hollywood Tuna article she must do some serious searching for herself. Which I think is funny - you asked about the stats, honestly, it looks to me like Hollywood Tuna is fairing better than her but, probably not nearly as good as some more mainstream blogs.

Joann said...

As usual Tila is blowing everything up and making it more than it really is. Tons of bloggers don't blog about her and when the handful of them do it's always about how slutty she looks and how she's made a fool out of herself at some event just to get attention.

It seems this blogger was saying Tila usually looks like a broke down over the hill street hooker but she or someone did something to make her look more refreshed and she looks better this time around. She looks more like a high class hooker(my words) and he could deal with this new Tila look.

They have soooo many places in LA(Los Angeles) and all over SoCal that will rejuvenate ANY area of your body if you can afford it. Go to them in the morning and you can come back in the afternoon looking like a new person. LOL.

I will give credit where credit is due, Tila does look better, facewise, that is. Looks like she had a refresher mini-face lift or something done to her face.

But this nitwit is so hard up for a compliment she had to write an entire post around his one paragraph post about her which is still, in a way, making fun of her.

LMAO at Tila saying she has grown up to be an elegant and classy woman and she's what....in her thirties(don't believe she's 29). Tila talks more delusional crap every time she opens her pie hole.

Everybody knows the real you Tila, that's why nobody takes you seriously or want you around. You are are joke.

imoutofit said...

Wow, Tina sure does love to google herself a lot. The author of the blog wrote a tiny blurb about her TITS and she wrote a wall of text that I did not read all the way through.

She's such a self-centered whore!

BigPoppaPhat said...

I wonder how times she saw qocap and TRS results until she found that Hollywoodtuna post? She probably just stumbled upon it by accident.

Moogle said...

"I actually suck at Math. Can't even do Pre-Algebra! Yes, I'm that retarded in that field..."

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

If it makes you feel any better, I can barely function at basic math. So, you are win sauce.

That whole Saigon Whore shenanigan was full of lulz but the nobel prize of stank snark goes to MK @Dlisted. Bitch gave a shout out to MK for blogging about her several months ago. Of course the delusional narc slore didn't realise that MK was and always have been harshing on her. If you read MK, you know that he is never one to mince words. (e.g. blog tags for Thien: Crazy • Free Clinic Shit • Shit You Find At The Dollar Store • The Jokes Write Themselves • Fake Asses • Your Vagina Is Large • Trash • Trolls • Why Are You Doing This To Us?)

She's so boring and predictable. We all know it's that proverbial time of year when she'll first announce her pregnancies. Then publicly break up and accuse a myriad of random e-thugs of siring an imaginary foetus. Jane will suddenly and conveniently return. Cutting up her face, going all Chucky up her uterus. I mean, the realm of insane possibilities are endless!

I'm relishing with glee for her next public meltdown.

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

@Moogle LOL Don't encourage Tila!.......Oh, wait. I do miss the old trainwreck! Me want her back so bad!

hanah said...

I have an important question: Is aoi member bugmaboo wearing a wig?

Nother said...

Ya know, I used to think my ex bf was one of the most narcissistic people around. But compared to Tila, he's the male version of Mother f-ing Theresa!

cantthinkofcoolnamesoiamjustme said...

I seriouslt have never net anyone with such a need for self validation (is that word right)?
The whole "love me" with every blog or twitter she writes. It is almost vomit inducing the way that the AOI completely goes nuts with their "LOVE YOU YOU ARE AWESOME" with everything she writes. I have not been to her OMG site for several days now, but if haters are still banned, it must be a "lovefest" in her comments. I know her twitters are and facebbok too. Like I said, it is just superbly disgusting IMHO.

cantthinkofcoolnamesoiamjustme said...

oh geesh, another blonde day with spelling...I'm not even going to give Algebra a go..DUUUHHHHH

Hannah said...

This post just goes to show how truly low her self-esteem is. She is just begging for any kind of positive attention since she's had to settle for negative for so long, which is also the reason she goes on and on and on about her "good traits." If she wasn't so damn unlikeable it'd be sad.

FUYU said...

Qucap! I'm also Asian and terrible at Math. My brain shuts down immediately when I see numbers! It's so bad, I have to ask my husband to help our daughter with her Math homework lol. :(

imoutofit said...

We should start an internet support group for Asians who suck at math >.<

I too, suck at math. It is my least favorite subject in school. I can do basic stuff, but ask me to convert anything, fractions, or anything else, it's no bueno!

Joann said...

Good afternoon all.

Just like others on here who are turned off after reading the first paragraph of her posts,
I too find it impossible to ever read the entire post so I always skim through them rather quickly.

I'm glad QOCAP highlights a lot of her drivel that I miss.

I doubt if she goes to this HT site often and like BigPoppaPhat said, she probably found it by accident. lol.

QOCAP also highlighted Tila's statement of her saying she goes on this HT site to check out the hot girls......for someone who has a secret lover(which I doubt)why would she even say something like that and publish it on her piece of crap blog?

That's showing a lot of disrespect to her secret lover who she said is "the one". SMH.

Joann said...

This is an old article which some of you might have read but it's interesting.

http://www.knoxville.com/news/2010/mar/15/reailty-tila-tequilas-situation/?partner=RSS

Deborama said...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure when he said 'I'll even pay', he wasn't only talking about dinner.

And don't feel bad QOCAP, I still add up and take away on my fingers. If it's more then 10, I'm screwed.

Misty said...

If you look at her recent twitter timeline: with the "i just need to quit smoking" wink and taking her vitamins again - I lay odds on a pregnancy at 3:1 before the end of the year. Place your bets, folks.

Deborama said...

I'll take that bet Misty, I bet she announces it on like, January 4th. I'll also throw in that she'll claim its the spirit of Casey reborn. Sort of thing I can see her saying.

Joann said...

@Misty and Deborama...I'm in and I'll say it will be mid-January(15th).

Did you read on her twitter where she has ALREADY booked her flight to go to Paris for January 1st....of course she never mentioned anything about her secret lover going along too which makes me all the more certain she's lying about having a secret lover, male or female.

Hannah said...

@Misty I'm in too! I'm gonna go ahead and bet end of December (December 31-Jan 1). She's already hinting, after all ;) This is fun.

@Joann I'm with you. She's probably lying since she couldn't resist rubbing it in everyone's faces if she really did have an amazing new love interest.

danger.mouse1 said...

Oh poor her.......quitting smoking yeah right.

If she was as gangsta as she tries to be she'd just quit. Typical Tila rears her ugly alien head as she pleads for strength from her Army of Retards and also plugs her appearance at a friendss opening. LOL I cannot wait to see this lame video with such INTENSE acting that htey had to hire a REAL actor.

Paris my ass......if she does go it will be to perform at some skeezy club on par with the cheap whore we all know she is.

raunchyb said...

Fake pregnancy alert!!! Via Twitter:

@TilaTequila RT@ Hollywood_Mama @ TilaTequila why do u need to quit smoking? Baby?! ;) <==I just HAVE TO..*winks* :)

How long until she starts talking about being sick in the mornings and craving pickle flavored ice cream?

Misty said...

Current bets:
@Deborama = January 4th
@Joann = January 15th
@Hannah = Dec. 31 - Jan. 1
@Misty = Jan. 3rd (I am predicting a conception in Paris with the new love of her life followed by an announcement on 1/3 giving her ultimate happiness so that she compare and "get through" the date of her wifey's death)

Anyone else betting? The grand prize is currently standing at a case of Faygo with a lifetime supply of Cup-O-noodles.

And Tina, I know you are probably going to see this - yes, I'm waving my middle finger at you -if you actually use our ideas for your next faux pregnancy, we SUE you for copyright with the 2 gagilion attorneys, of which we have.

BigPoppaPhat said...

I have a team of 10 power attorneys on standby too, just like Tina. Ill bet a dozen flying eggs its between the second and third week of jan. This will be her second pregnancy hoax in a 12 month span. I wonder how many times shell use the prego card for attention. I wonder if her AOI's recall the fiasco from last winter.

lolercopter said...

This isn't the first time she's quit smoking this year either. I know it's at least 2, possibly 3.

@Misty, I''m going to take the Under on that bet, I bet she'll start alluding to it before Dec 31st. Not necessarily coming out and admitting it, but saying things like "I'm so hungry lately, I guess that's because I'm not just eating for myself" because she likes to watch her fans squeal with speculation.

@hanah, no it's not a wig. She's a 17 year old girl. If it is a wig, than it means something bigger is at play and it's really nothing to laugh at if that's the case.

What's going to happen is it's going to be engaged (which she's alluding to now) then she'll be pregnant, then they'll fight and she'll break up with him and she'll say she'll raise the baby by herself. Because in the end, that's all she wants. She's not a monogamous person by any means, she just thinks of a baby as an accessory that people get. I mean, does she really think she's going to be with Apollo Green forever? She's always complaining about people using her for fame, you can't get more nobody than him. Except maybe Casa.

hanah said...

@lolercopter not everyone with an ugly wig has cancer. That's an insult to cancer patients. I demand everyone stop making fun of Kim Zolciak then. Plus she's 19 and is putting herself out there for everyone including me to see, wig or not, it looks funny. It's interesting to see how some people talk about Tila like a piece of gutter meat but act all sensitive when it comes to cancer. I treat everyone with the same amount of respect, if it's the Dalai Llama, a murderer or Tila, because you can't extinguish fire with fire.

I remembered something: the comment is probably deleted, but Tila said Tila merch would launch this week in response to a fan asking her on her flog last week. I won't hold my breath!

hanah said...

http://twitpic.com/3dk68l/full

interesting find! Props go to Monique over at the rotspot!

Joann said...

hanah said....."I remembered something: the comment is probably deleted, but Tila said Tila merch would launch this week in response to a fan asking her on her flog last week."

I remember reading that too. She also said, along with her Tila merch, her Tila Iphone app would also be a available for her nitwits, er, AOI's to download.

Didn't she also say she had or was filming a second appearance on Gossip Queens because they loved her so much and wanted her back. Nothing else has been mentioned about that either.

LOL...why is she under the impression she has fans AND her AOI's??? Tila your AOI's AND YOUR FANS ARE ONE AND THE SAME.

Miss Pissy Pants said...

did you guys notice that one of her AOI's asked her if the reason she was not smoking anymore is because she's pregnant? she retweeted it and sort of insinuated she is with the whole " *wink* " bullshit she always does.

Hannah said...

Miss Pissy Pants, exactly. She's already alluding to it. We should expect a full out (fake) pregnancy admission in the next month or two, without a doubt.

Joann said...

I saw this on Radaronline today and I see ML's interview was with The Playboy Morning Show.

I seem to remember someone else will be doing or has done an interview with Playboy this week also. I guess these two are sharing the same management company among other things. lol

www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/12/tmi-michael-lohan-details-when-lindsay-was-conceived-ugh

koala said...

Well. This is really pissing me off, unlike everything else this bitch has done.
I gave up smoking 8 weeks ago after 30 years of smoking. No fucking fanfare. Didn't tell my family, nothing. Had to prove it to myself before telling anyone else and "Getting my bitch on"
This is another LOOK AT ME attempt, because her hit's are so low. The haters were the only reason I went to her flog, never commented and found her AOI's so sad.

Joann said...

@koala...of course it's another "look at me" moment and the funny part about it is she's probably still smoking.

This "stop smoking on her own" is a lie to go along with another lie(pregnant????) she's getting ready to unleash on the public. Of course her AOI's will believe it, they believe everything she says. Bunch of saps. lol

Nother said...

She hasn't quit anything. Of course she's making a big production of it (as usual) but I'll betcha it doesn't last more than two days...tops.

Of course she'll continue lying about it to her AOI...until (as usual) an ashtray/cigarette pack shows up in one of her half naked, lip-smacking, sh*t-talking videos.

anon110 said...

"Of course she'll continue lying about it to her AOI...until (as usual) an ashtray/cigarette pack shows up in one of her half naked, lip-smacking, sh*t-talking videos."

And, as usual, they'll overlook it and say we're "nitpicking". :)

FUYU said...

It'll probably be her "girlfriend's". :/

Hey what happened to staying out of the sun for a year btw? Her AOI forgot about that one real quick. :/

BigPoppaPhat said...

According to Alexia, Poopreport.com ranks 62,620 and Tilas ranks 94,728. Thats freaking halarious, a site dedicated to stories about shitting your pants ranks that much higher than Tilas awsome website thats so famous and legit. So funny how she goes around saying how she gives other sites hits by her mentioning them. Bwahahaha!

deluwiel said...

@BigPoppa - That just made my day. Seriously.

Joann said...

In my previous comment up top(2nd comment)I said...."Tila does look better, facewise, that is. Looks like she had a refresher mini-face lift or something done to her face."

Her new bff's had work done to their faces and I'm willing to bet she had botox injected into her face also.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/08/michael-lohan-and-kate-major-his-and-hers-botox/

MissNeverWas said...

RT: @Hollywood_Mama @TilaTequila why do u need to quit smoking? Baby?! ;) <==I just HAVE TO.. *winks* :)
2:29 PM Dec 6th via web


Please don't tell me we are starting with the pregnancy bullshit again....

MissNeverWas said...

I haven't been on in awhile, but I post as fuckinhypocrite on Tina's flog. I'm 26, live in Canada. Ummm I just bought a house with my bf...

danger.mouse1 said...

The troll has resurfaced and according to her twitter she is "lurking" other peoples pages. The question begs to be answered...if she is sooo busy with her new love/appearances/moving and decorating how in the World can she find the time to lurk?

Also, I have to say I am sick of her saying "Imma" as in I am going to...whatever. Does she think it's cool to sound illiterate??

Joann said...

LOL...I agree danger...the skank hasn't been lurking on anybody's page. She probably just came off a 2 day high and want her AOI's to think she's been thinking about them so she tells them she's has been lurking on their pages.

If she is going to lurk on any pages, it would be here and TRS to see what the "haters" are saying about her.

Mmmmm.....I wonder what happen to that CNN interview she was suppose to put up for them. Tila said she talked about her AOI's in that interview and I know they would want to see it. lol

Joann said...

You guys should check this out. It's crazy.

http://www.ghostriderradio.net/2010/12/tila-tequila-garry-sun-says-tila-is.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ghostriderradio%2FVhWa+%28%C2%A7%C2%A7%C2%A7%C2%A7+Ghost+Rider+Radio%E2%84%A2+Blog+%C2%A7%C2%A7%C2%A7%C2%A7%29&utm_content=Twitter

xxburningsuexx said...

Joann, thanks for that link. You are right, that is straight up crazy!!!

FUYU said...

@Joann Ohhh maann... that Garry.

SMH I feel like smacking myself for believing that crap in the beginning. I kind of gave the benefit of the doubt thinking he was just fooled by Skyy but... hmmm... still running with that kidnapped crap. SMH Me thinks he was on some serious drug induced stupor when he wrote all of that. I DO remember the dude saying when he was defending the whore bag a long time ago that both he and Tila have lots of similarities. :/

Joann said...

I don't know guys, I don't know. I put NOTHING pass Tila because IMO, she is a pathological liar and a sociopath.

Then again the story Gary is telling is so over the top, it sounds completely unbelievable yet it could have a very, very small morsel of truth to it and I say this only because I think Tila is a snake in the grass who will do anything to get what she wants.

Gary lost 95% credibility with me when he was late for court so instead of brushing his story off entirely I'm going to take a "wait and see" attitude on how this will turn out.

FUYU said...

Hey guys... she's "considering" having the haters comment again on her blog.... smh :/

TilaTequila Tila Tequila
PS-Haters I know you miss commenting on my site...but if you PROMISE to BEHAVE, I MIGHT let you come back... but I'm not sure about that..
21 minutes ago
http://twitter.com/#!/TilaTequila/status/13420439648866304

How predictable is that?! Little does she know about the boycott!! XD I hope it got through to most people by now. I wish TRS would mention it as well... looks like she'll be considering and posting about letting the haters comment on Monday ( http://twitter.com/#!/TilaTequila/status/13423478828957697 ). :/

Hannah said...

HAHAHA like clockwork. I really hope nobody goes back after she so predictably lets the haters comment again. Could she be any more of a joke? She must have checked her traffic stats. Not lookin too good, huh Tina?

Hannah said...

Also, Joann - I totally agree with you that I think Tila is a lot crazier than we originally realized and at this point wouldn't put much past her. But Garry took it too far. His original story was semi-believable even without proof but what he's saying about Shyla Jennings being raped and now pregnant is taking it a little too far. That's actually way past the point of believability.

Misty said...

I will have to check out Ghost Rider with Garry, I just haven't had time.

Stopping by quick, cause we all have seen, she is about to let the haters back. Viagra is probably threatening to pull their ads for low traffic. Ha! It's time to black out - everybody still in? What will the plan be?

Joann said...

I know Hannah...I can't believe this latest story from Gary either...it's crazy, but like I said I'm going to "sit" on this one and see how it turns out.

This is one of the skank's tweets to us:

"# PS-Haters I know you miss commenting on my site...but if you PROMISE to BEHAVE, I MIGHT let you come back... but I'm not sure about that.. about 1 hour ago via web".


TO TILA...I know you read this blog and TRS... must we remind you yet again we are not your AOI's and you have not taught us a lesson by keeping us from commenting on your piece of crap blog.

Whether we are commenting on your blog or another blog about you we will continue to call you out on your many, many lies, your meth addicted behavior, your inappropriate behavior toward minors and taking what little truth you do tell and blow it up until the truth is no longer recognizable.

What I'm trying to get across to you is the only thing WE WILL PROMISE is to continue to put you on blast and hand you your lies back to you on a platter....now that you can be sure about.

Joann said...

@Misty...I'm definitely in. Skank gets on my last nerve. lol

Queen of Copy and Paste said...

@Joann I read that grr entry about Garry Sun. Honestly, I think he's just all talk because he has yet to provide any evidence.

Joann said...

@QOCAP..you're right about him not providing any evidence that's why I'm going to sit back and see what, if anything, happens with his story.