Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Well, it turns out she'd never worn her "custom-made vampire fangs" and when questioned about it, this is her reply:
Really, Tila? While I understand fake fangs can interfere with communications and such, but does it really take that much of an effort to put them on only for photo ops? Your real custom-made vampire teeth are non-exist, just like those Twilight characters. Sorry. And people questioning are not nit-picking, you twit. You have a reputation of being a pathological liar, therefore, we are skeptic and will question. Nit-picking is you complaining about haters and your damned scar.
So, what was Tila's costume this Halloween?
"So I drove down to Hollywood to see if I could quickly find a costume, and I went into a store and I just grabbed the first thing that I saw that was in size XS and bought it! LOL it was a really cute nurse costume, but then I didn’t end up wearing it because I didn’t have time to try on the costume, so once I got home, I finally tried it on and the top was WAAAYYYY TOO SMALL!!! OMG!"
See what I mean about agonizing?
"Thank GOD for my girly closet though! I have SO MANY clothes, dresses, lingerie, costumes etc in my closet that is brand new that I’ve never worn before so I just rummaged through my closet to see what I could find, and viola!!!"
And yet, you insist going to your local Halloween store anyways? Gee, I always thought you were late for legit reasons, but damn, it's your own stupidity and lack of common sense that holds you back. Maybe if you use your brain, you would be more punctual? Yes? No?
"I had to text everyone and let ‘em know that we were on our way! I even told my driver to speed and if he got a ticket, I told him I would pay for it!!! LOL"
So, not only are you a dumb ugly whore, but you're willing to kill anyone to get to your stupid party? I'm sure your driver truly wanted to say "fuck you, hoe! I ain't gonna risk taking someone's life for the sake of your dumbass party, nor, willing to receive a ticket, which will be on my record." I keep forgetting Tila believes the world revolves around her, and only her.
"I told Michael and Kate that they could Adopt me and I could be their adopted daughter, and I’m going to ask Emilia to marry me! WOW! What a family! LMAO!!!! But hey….. don’t hate! We are all just having a GREAT TIME and LOVING LIFE! :) Even in the car ride, we were cracking so many jokes, and everyone kept talking over each other! I was like “EVERYONE SHUT UUPPPPPPP!” LOLOLOL But it didn’t work…… haha!"
Is it just me or is Tila having her "high" moments? Not only about drugs, but experiencing her bipolar side effect.
"Straight to the bar! LOL They had some really cool cotton candy martini’s and I have NEVER heard of that before so me and all of the girls decided to try some! I wish I could drink, but like I said, I get a really bad reaction from drinking so I can’t consume much alcohol, I can only take a sip at a time…which was good enough for me! I just wanted a little taste and the Cotton Candy Martini was delicious!!!!"
Girl, either you're allegric to alcohol or you're not. Like someone commented on her flog, "it's like saying I'm a little pregnant. Either you are or you're not." And it's obvious Tila's not allergic. She tries so hard to be engimatic. It's not sexy.
"So then I called my driver to come pick us up from the Mansion and from there we were all SO HUNGRY that we decided to stop by the local 7-11 on the way home……"
What? The mansion didn't offer its guest food or something?
"HAHAHAHA!!! I TOLD YOU I’M REALLLLY SHORT AND TINY IN REAL LIFE!!! THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE ALWAYS SAYS TO ME WHEN THEY MEET ME IN REAL LIFE!"
Oh, God, I want to bang my head against a wall. Tila's definitely on drugs, the question is, what the hell was she on? Anyways, Tila mentioned her height numerous times, and it doesn't take a genius to determine how tall 4'11 is.
Well, that's a wrap. Go to hell, skank-a-saurus.