Even though these news are somewhat old, I still wanted to offer my opinions anyways. Feel free to chime in.
Torontosun.com wrote an entry about the Kid Rock Impersonator and boy, did I get a good laugh!
"I wouldn't be caught dead with Tila Tequila, holding her f**king boobs and taking a f**king picture.
Oh, snap!!!!! And just for kicks, I googled "I wouldn't be caught dead" and to my surprise, got this result:
Perhaps the impersonator you fucked has a small dick, your point being? The fact you're upset because one, you fucked the wrong guy (shows how smart you really are), and two, you got served and cooked up some lame ass comeback that doesn't make much sense because you didn't fucked your target and makes me wonder how would you know he has a small or big penis in the first place? Admitting you fucked a wrong guy and my insults would have been more lenient...maybe.
Moving on. Tila announced she's having her Tila Merch launching...within few weeks (meaning another two years). Like, as if she's creating another seven years of wonder, is asking her dimwitted underage fans what they want. Let me say something that is obvious, but not obvious to Tila: She is equivalent to the Gosselins, Heidi Montag, Paris Hilton, Nadya Suleman, and Snooki. What do they all have in common? A bunch of untalented famewhore freaks who refuses to go away and torture mankind instead. If Tila manages to finally open up her stupid online store, she would be selling adult-related stuff to minors and how unsuccessful it will be. If all fails, it's likely she'll buy all the merchants to save face...hers. Hell, she'd even joked about that, too. Laugh now, cry later. Will this be before or after being arrested for selling shit to minors? For those who are unaware, this whore has been insulting her fans since 2007 about her damned store. Yes, since 2007. Just like this twit's been working on her crappy Tila Iphone since May 2009!
When questioned about why she's asking her stupid minor fans what they want, this is her reply:
I love how this twit tries to play smart with the haters. This woman just doesn't have the wit. See for yourself:
I swear to God, every time I go to her shitty site, my I.Q. keeps dropping. Perhaps the better question is: Why the hell do you keep mentioning about Tila Merch and not fucking do anything about it? The best advice is to keep your fucking mouth shut and brag about it once it's bloody open! Announcing Tila Merch store since 2007 was not a bright move. But then again, all the moves Tila makes are never bright. Act first. Think later, right? But, wait. Does this piece of meat actually think? I know I'm sounding like a misogynist asshole despite being a girl myself, but this whore makes me ashamed of being one. She helps promote ignorance among women out there. Not knowing how to pump gas is her latest antic. Like someone commented, it is not cute playing dumb. Even that skank-ass Paris Hilton said playing dumb is cute. *palmface*
From her shit-fest entry, MISS TILA OMG’S 6 MONTH ANNIVERSARY AND MORE EXCITING NEWS!!!!:
Say this very slowly with sarcasm: Sttttttttttttupppppppppidddddd wwwwwwwhhhhooooore.
So, I guess the quantity versus quality plays a heavy role, right? By the way, nice positive energy there, fuck-meat. Hmmmm...who was offered $20 million dollars and have comments that are more meaningful and intelligent? Sorry, Tila, but reading comments from your site is like visiting an elementary school, whereas, visiting Perez Hilton's, a full of college graduates. If it makes you happy to have comments that are vulgar or ass-kissing, don't let me stop you, but want to say this is something I wouldn't brag about. Still jealous, aren't we?
It's almost November and Tila is trying to convince the haters she's really a good person and actually cares for others by planning (not going mind you) to go to Africa to help build wells.
What's got into you lately is the drugs in your blood vessels, sweetie. Traveling around the world with you would be a fucking nightmare. It would be hellish, nothing romantic about that. Sorry.
Her paragraph is quite concerning. Why? Well, we all know she's a drug-addict, and despite the claim of being clean now, doesn't qualify her to become a suitable mother. This actually reminds of me Courtney from American Psycho, written by Bret Easton Ellis, turned into an excellent movie, starring Christian Bale. Both the novel and the movie are very good. However, the book is beyond violent that it makes the film like a PG movie. Anyways, Courtney is one of the beautiful girls (not that I'm calling Tila beautiful, she's fugly-alien-looking) Patrick is having an affair with. She's into drugs and is out of her mind through-out the film. You can see an example here from YouTube. In one scene, she tells him she wants to have a child. Anyone that is sane and coherent, will have the normal response of hell, no and after reading that paragraph, I was like, hell, no.
I guarantee her marriage will not last and her husband will regret everything. And when they divorce, may God have mercy on his soul for we'll never know what this crazy skank will do to him. There's a fat chance this will never happen and she won't breed another Titla Bacteria. She has two years left to live, remember?
Wow! Tila actually found work? Don't get too hyped up, guys. I smell bullshit like these ones:
I would like to end this entry with a beautiful crescendo:
Why the fuck are you still alive? Are you that fucking blind or just stupid?! Yes, Tila, you are that repulsive to me that I don't think of you as a human being, but just a walking piece of meat with two eyes.
And since her birthday is coming up (close to Halloween, how appropriate) I have a perfect gift I would like to give her:
Happy early birthday, skank. I wish you all the misery a person can get.