27 Dear Tila: Go Fuck Yourself

The following few paragraphs are just rants and intended for new readers, so therefore, provided points of interests that veteran haters already know.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: One who goes through hardships but end up surviving and uses their experience to better themselves and help others along the way. Then, there's the other who just bitches, play victim all their life, and wallow in self-pity. Obviously, you know very well who I'm talking about: Tila Tequila.

7 Tila's Narcissism And Her Mind

Don't forget the Adult News Awards will announce their best celebrity sex tape winner between January 18-21. Congratulate Tuna Tequila on her nomination, because, as a natural-born slut she is, deserves to win. This nomination could boost her lacking career into full-fledged adult business. Of course, due to her old age, she'll be labeled under "Mothers I Like to Fuck" category. Sorry, Grandma Tit, but you are not young and to make matters worse, you fucked up your face after going under the knife. Anyways, with her dumbass projects put to side for now, I want to discuss about narcissism, express my opinions on Tila's strategies of getting our attention, how you can beat her own game, and other topics you might find interesting.

C O N T E N T S:
Narcissism
Playboy Discovery
False Persona
Height
Vietnam War Generation
Myspace Conspiracy
Stuff Magazine
A Shot At Penicillin [Love]
Casey Johnson
Thien's Duration with Casey Johnson
Old Friend's Testimony
ASAL Helped Gay Marriage Legal?
Mirror, Mirror On the Wall
Criticism Intolerance
Fake Fans
Grandiosity
Give Her Some Love
Care For Her Not

10 Tila and Her Army, Mocking Real Soldiers

The following article is solely based on the opinions of the author and because this is more of a rant, some parts may be vague, so bear with me.

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Tila mocks those in war. Don't believe me? Go to twitter, use its search integrate, and type in TilaArmy, otherwise, read the Army of Idiots label from here.
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The definition of the T I L A A R M Y:

Tila Army. What is it? Is it equivalent to Lady Gaga's little monsters? Justin Biebers's biebs? Twilight's twitards? I'm sure you understand what I'm trying to cross here. It seems labeling a fanbase a part of the pop culture now to the point, necessary. That's just my opinion. First time I heard nicknames for celebrities were TomKat (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes), followed by Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie). By necessary, it feels expected, if not, a must, and you know what? I don't care. I find it pretty silly actually, but if getting a nickname for the fanbase is important to these people, then live and let live, right? However, it's obvious you want a nickname that stand outs, correct? But how out are we talking about and will it cross the line? For an example: I don't like Harry Potter, but choosing "potheads" definitely stands out but strangers will get the wrong impression.

8 TILAARMY: Will You Tweet "#TilaSeekHelp"?

For over a year now, I have watched small group of fans interact with Miss Tila, Tila Tequila, Tila Wynn, Jane, Owen, or whatever her new names will be in the future via twitter and from her website which I seldom visit. Over the year, it was very entertaining to watch Tila spiral out of control. It was amusing. Now, it's sad. While being interviewed by Chaunce Hayden, Tila says, "you think you know me, you think you have me all down, and analyze me, but, I'm always and always will be one step ahead of everybody else of what you think of me. I will let you think what you think of me. And that's the magic of it. That's the beauty of it because I allow that. I let what people think. But I'm always one step ahead."

15 Casey Who?

I know this is really old, but I can't believe this never occurred to me. But after three days when the world heard of Casey's unfortunate death, Tila was smiling for the paparazzi. Yes, smiling...an unusual way of coping. But then again, Tila only knew Casey for a month and those who keep track of her lies know very well Tila never loved Casey in the first place. Tila was seduced by Casey's status instead and her tragic death brought this slut-head more media attention she so craves. A human life have no value to Tila Tequila. Fame, sex, and money is what Tila strives for and nothing more.

4 Should We be Worried about her Underage Fans?

The FOLLOWING ENTRY IS STRICTLY AN OPINION AND DOES NOT PROVE TO BE FACTS, BUT WRITTEN BASED ON EVIDENCE PROVIDED.

While Tila is passing out in front of her laptop from time to time, I was pondering what damage she could cause toward the underaged fans if no one intervened. Granted I am not responsible for their actions, nor, act as a parent, or play hero, but you can go so far and Tila is already crossing the line with her underaged fans. You may not agree with this entry, but just because you're infamous and have been featured in dirty magazines that can be found in underground subways and gas stations, let alone, being a female, doesn't mean you're above the law. Interestingly, Dateline NBC's To Catch a Predator predators are all men. Why are there no female predators? They do exist. I watched plenty clips on YouTube and found no female predators. Sexiest, definitely. Am I saying Tila is a predator? This is my opinion and I think she is about to become one, or hell, already is. But like I said, this is my opinion.