13 Guiding Humanity For Better Tomorrow? I Think Not

All this "I wanna help mankind and lead people" is making me sick to my stomach! Tuna, you are not fooling anyone. You had a chance to prove us, haters, wrong since two-thousand-fucking-ten. All do you is daydream about being so significant to our modern-day society who actually haven't done shit to make our world a better place. Either get your lazy junkie-ass up and start volunteering in homeless shelters or shut the fuck up, already. I will never listen to you, I will never support your dreams, and most of all, I will never, ever, take you seriously. You are the female version of William Hung. And guess what? Hollywood uses him as a joke for people like you: Untalented losers who thinks they got it all. Get over yourself. You are nothing. Get a job as a porn star or just go away. Your career is finished. That being said, let's move the fuck on!

6 Dial A Desperate Now!

My original plan was to hold off posting until my return from Anime Central this weekend but due to crack o' clock activities, changed my mind.

Crack O'Clock Time

From yesterday morning:

Oh, how cute! Gina finally found Tuna a "big" audition she has for today! I wonder what it could be! Pretty Whoreman 2? Maybe an audition for a victim role in Law and Order SVU perhaps? Whatever this mysterious audition is, it must be big because Tuna says so! Too bad it's unlikely based on her recent rant posts from facebook.

27 Dear Tila: Go Fuck Yourself

The following few paragraphs are just rants and intended for new readers, so therefore, provided points of interests that veteran haters already know.

Click here for the Post Rehab news.

There are two kinds of people in this world: One who goes through hardships but end up surviving and uses their experience to better themselves and help others along the way. Then, there's the other who just bitches, play victim all their life, and wallow in self-pity. Obviously, you know very well who I'm talking about: Tila Tequila.

9 Old Habits Die Easy For Tuna Apparently

Did Tila Tequila really went to a rehab? I say hell to the fuck no. Here's how it all went down and explains why I think this is all bullshit:

5 AOI ADVENTURES: Don't FuK With Me

Tila Tequila, her real and fake fans, are a bunch of psychos. While Tuna is *cough* recuperating at a rehab somewhere in Florida, I took a liberty to create an imaginary Tila fan of my own, combined with characteristics and statements from the army of idiots themselves. (PLEASE NOTE THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY, that said, ENJOY):

5 Dumbing Down...The Tila Army

It's been a week since the AVN's annual award show and we have yet to hear Tuna Tequila make a statement about her loss to Chyna for best celebrity sex tape 2012. I'm sure this loss is quite devastating because like twitter fellow, OfficialMsTuna, says, not only does Tuna may have to cut down her web chat fees, but even in sex, she just can't simply win. And since a week have passed with no news, I can always rely on Tila's tweets of random fucks for substitution; in this case, proving us once again that her fans, real and fake, are very stupid indeed. So get ready.

5 Tila's Reason Behind Judaism Conversion

Happy Tuesday, everyone! Remember, don't forget the Adult Video News will announce their best celebrity sex tape for 2012 tomorrow. Wish Tila good luck! With that being said, let's move on. This entry is basically a recap. As most of you know, Ghost Rider Radio wrote an entry about the truth behind Tila's reason to Judaism conversion. Normally, I view TMZ as a bunch of morons when it comes to interviewing or writing about Tila Tequila, but I was pretty pleased for what they did.

First of all, contrary to the belief of Tila having friends, which I doubt, she must have some bad ones because they're not encouraging this filth to get help, just like her idiotic tard fans. Don't you just hate enablers? Her fans, that are real, are the true haters. They want her to die. The haters may insult Tila, but they continuously encourage Tila to get some help. Ironic, isn't it? It's blatant Tila is messed up and her loyal army are deferent and never plea for their "mommy" to get help. Secondly, Tilasrotspot blogger was kind enough to notify the police when Tila uploaded a video of her alleged suicide attempt. Now tell me. Why would a hater do that and not of a fan? A true fan would care. Her fans did nothing. They're fake or they enjoy watching her spiral out of control.

7 Tila's Narcissism And Her Mind

Don't forget the Adult News Awards will announce their best celebrity sex tape winner between January 18-21. Congratulate Tuna Tequila on her nomination, because, as a natural-born slut she is, deserves to win. This nomination could boost her lacking career into full-fledged adult business. Of course, due to her old age, she'll be labeled under "Mothers I Like to Fuck" category. Sorry, Grandma Tit, but you are not young and to make matters worse, you fucked up your face after going under the knife. Anyways, with her dumbass projects put to side for now, I want to discuss about narcissism, express my opinions on Tila's strategies of getting our attention, how you can beat her own game, and other topics you might find interesting.

C O N T E N T S:
Narcissism
Playboy Discovery
False Persona
Height
Vietnam War Generation
Myspace Conspiracy
Stuff Magazine
A Shot At Penicillin [Love]
Casey Johnson
Thien's Duration with Casey Johnson
Old Friend's Testimony
ASAL Helped Gay Marriage Legal?
Mirror, Mirror On the Wall
Criticism Intolerance
Fake Fans
Grandiosity
Give Her Some Love
Care For Her Not

10 Tila and Her Army, Mocking Real Soldiers

The following article is solely based on the opinions of the author and because this is more of a rant, some parts may be vague, so bear with me.

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Tila mocks those in war. Don't believe me? Go to twitter, use its search integrate, and type in TilaArmy, otherwise, read the Army of Idiots label from here.
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The definition of the T I L A A R M Y:

Tila Army. What is it? Is it equivalent to Lady Gaga's little monsters? Justin Biebers's biebs? Twilight's twitards? I'm sure you understand what I'm trying to cross here. It seems labeling a fanbase a part of the pop culture now to the point, necessary. That's just my opinion. First time I heard nicknames for celebrities were TomKat (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes), followed by Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie). By necessary, it feels expected, if not, a must, and you know what? I don't care. I find it pretty silly actually, but if getting a nickname for the fanbase is important to these people, then live and let live, right? However, it's obvious you want a nickname that stand outs, correct? But how out are we talking about and will it cross the line? For an example: I don't like Harry Potter, but choosing "potheads" definitely stands out but strangers will get the wrong impression.

17 "Get Off My Lawn, Damn Haters!"

A thank you to Network305 for sharing me this link!

Last year, ParalyzedQueen, a proudly self-proclaimed "biggest grammar nazi in the world" made a dumb video begging encouraging Tila's Army of Idiots to make a video for Tila's 38th birthday. You should check out the rules she'd made. It's so unbelievably stupid and laughable at the same time. Fast forward a year later and you would have thought this girl would eventually wake the fuck up, but we was all wrong. Here is her latest rant about us, haters:

8 TILAARMY: Will You Tweet "#TilaSeekHelp"?

For over a year now, I have watched small group of fans interact with Miss Tila, Tila Tequila, Tila Wynn, Jane, Owen, or whatever her new names will be in the future via twitter and from her website which I seldom visit. Over the year, it was very entertaining to watch Tila spiral out of control. It was amusing. Now, it's sad. While being interviewed by Chaunce Hayden, Tila says, "you think you know me, you think you have me all down, and analyze me, but, I'm always and always will be one step ahead of everybody else of what you think of me. I will let you think what you think of me. And that's the magic of it. That's the beauty of it because I allow that. I let what people think. But I'm always one step ahead."

0 Tila Tequila Quitting Hollywood? Again?

I always thought Tila would get some quick cash to help fund her drug addictions whenever submitting "you call this news?" to RadarOnline, but forgotten about this:

And you think after being lied too, RadarOnline would say fuck off. Guess not.

8 MissTila.com: Different Layouts, Same Old Shit

4 A Family That Sticks Together

Forget working on the new website, helping mommies out there with finanical issues, adopting children, building wells, or finding ways to help Japan, this midget whore would rather go swimming from her algae-infested pool that can barely accommodate no more than three people at the same time. But then again, who the hell would want to swim in there after looking at these photos?

32 Maybe Tila Will Do a PSA For Suicide Prevention Next

I would like to write a review about Tila's so-called "Celebrity Charity Tabloid Roast" she'd attended just recently but since there are no clips of her getting roasted (like she doesn't get roasted every day if I may add), I'll just link to an interesting entry written by Ghost Rider Radio regarding about this charity event. Good stuff, GRR!

Someone from Tila's flog wrote a comment that pretty much can be agreed upon:

60 Tila's Adoption Attempt Part Deux

First thing that came to my mind when she tweeted about adoption: NOT AGAIN.

What's a skank got to do to get the attention she so craves, let alone, stay relevant?! Why, make up some ridiculous news like attempt to adopt again of course! Fear not, folks! I have confidence whatever agency Tila goes to will deny her request. Explanation will be provided in due time. Meanwhile, let us go back in history and focus on her previous advent about adopting children shall we? But first, I want to add this: I would like to assume this midget hogul was on some crack/meth binge while tweeting about adoption, but honestly, I think it was my previous entry that sparked this crack o' clock rant and for that, I apologize to the rest of the detractors for this nonsense.

15 Ting-Ting! Me Suck Yo Dick!

Few weeks ago, an Army of Idiots soldier tweeted me this awesome shit:

Why is it awesome? Because unlike most of Tila's fans, though labeled as AOI, this is certainly a rare moment when a fan admits Tila Tequila lies! Of course, I've challenged this person but I guess he/she got too scared and didn't want to risk of being "kicked out" so ignored me. Yes. In Tila's world, her club is so immature. It's equivalent to those clubs children make and if you piss off the leader, it's a "toot-a-loo" to you. As long you "ass-kiss" her, you'll be on her good side. Anyways, all I got to say is, despite this fan's poor taste for an idol, I have to give mad props for admitting that Tila Tequila lies.

40 Sorry, TilaArmy, But Haters Are Too Important

Desperate times call for desperate measures, right Tila? Despite the fans' plea, the wicked witch made the decision based on volition rather than vote to allow haters back...all for the sake of site traffic, which is a total fail *coughs celebrity gossip blog coughs*. Apparently, the skank wasn't too thrilled about her site analysis. I'm sure those online ventures, who are paying for ad space, aren't too thrilled themselves, so what's a nasty slut got to do? Bring back the haters!!!!!! Screw you, fans! Wow. Tila basically spit on them again and they still act she's innocent!

36 A Chat with a Tila Army Soldier!

Okay, this was both interesting and agonizing at the same time. It was agonizing because I had to diminish my I.Q. and pretend to be one of Tila Army fans, so I had to do some pseudo ass-kissing! Yes, the horror! I was on Twitter and checked the Tila Army search page and some fan posted a link to her tinychat page. Since I was bored, I decided to chat with a fan to see how her brain functions and well, you decide. I randomly picked a name of Lili. Damn. I kinda messed up on my url at the end but whatever. I swear to God, she was not reading my messages and was dodging important questions. So Tila, right? Anyways, there are some little humor (or least I think so) here and there. ENJOY!

6 A Tumbleweed In The Wind

This was done out of request. In the height of recent event, Tila had comments set on approval and taunted the haters of losing their privileges to have fun with this whore and thus, effected her site traffic...pretty drastically. The evidence speaks for itself, folks. Thanks to Tila for helping prove our case! Of course, the skank will disagree cause her ego is bigger than those fake wonky titties of hers, but when evidence is shown, her sentiments don't mean shit.