It's been a week since the AVN's annual award show and we have yet to hear Tuna Tequila make a statement about her loss to Chyna for best celebrity sex tape 2012. I'm sure this loss is quite devastating because like twitter fellow, OfficialMsTuna, says, not only does Tuna may have to cut down her web chat fees, but even in sex, she just can't simply win. And since a week have passed with no news, I can always rely on Tila's tweets of random fucks for substitution; in this case, proving us once again that her fans, real and fake, are very stupid indeed. So get ready.
Showing posts with label pedo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pedo. Show all posts
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Monday, January 2, 2012
27 Tila's Rot Spot v.2 Adult Theme For Minors?
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
With 2011 behind us, we can expect more lies, mostly recycled ones, spewing out of Tuna's dragon lady's mouth for 2012. A big sigh. Tila posted on her facebook that she'll be launching an adult website on January 14th, one month away from Valentine's Day, thinking people still gives a shit about her nymphomaniac behavior when in reality, the midget hogul already "jumped the shark" and is refusing to go away. Speaking of January 14th, why not on Valentine's Day, Tit? Your lesbian sex tape was released around that time. You should honor your accomplishment.
With 2011 behind us, we can expect more lies, mostly recycled ones, spewing out of Tuna's dragon lady's mouth for 2012. A big sigh. Tila posted on her facebook that she'll be launching an adult website on January 14th, one month away from Valentine's Day, thinking people still gives a shit about her nymphomaniac behavior when in reality, the midget hogul already "jumped the shark" and is refusing to go away. Speaking of January 14th, why not on Valentine's Day, Tit? Your lesbian sex tape was released around that time. You should honor your accomplishment.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
4 A Family That Sticks Together
Forget working on the new website, helping mommies out there with finanical issues, adopting children, building wells, or finding ways to help Japan, this midget whore would rather go swimming from her algae-infested pool that can barely accommodate no more than three people at the same time. But then again, who the hell would want to swim in there after looking at these photos?
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
60 Tila's Adoption Attempt Part Deux
First thing that came to my mind when she tweeted about adoption: NOT AGAIN.
What's a skank got to do to get the attention she so craves, let alone, stay relevant?! Why, make up some ridiculous news like attempt to adopt again of course! Fear not, folks! I have confidence whatever agency Tila goes to will deny her request. Explanation will be provided in due time. Meanwhile, let us go back in history and focus on her previous advent about adopting children shall we? But first, I want to add this: I would like to assume this midget hogul was on some crack/meth binge while tweeting about adoption, but honestly, I think it was my previous entry that sparked this crack o' clock rant and for that, I apologize to the rest of the detractors for this nonsense.
What's a skank got to do to get the attention she so craves, let alone, stay relevant?! Why, make up some ridiculous news like attempt to adopt again of course! Fear not, folks! I have confidence whatever agency Tila goes to will deny her request. Explanation will be provided in due time. Meanwhile, let us go back in history and focus on her previous advent about adopting children shall we? But first, I want to add this: I would like to assume this midget hogul was on some crack/meth binge while tweeting about adoption, but honestly, I think it was my previous entry that sparked this crack o' clock rant and for that, I apologize to the rest of the detractors for this nonsense.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
36 Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There?
NEW UPDATE @ bottom page: "Kid, you can't rap for shit!" - Tila Tequila to Justin Bieber.
Thanks to deluwiel for the link!
For those who have been keeping up with Tila's charade for long time, would know this nasty yellow alien porn star slash prostitute, has a deviant love for minors. We're not kidding. Why is this twat not in jail is still baffling beyond me. Anyways, this entry is rather short and to the point:
From RadarOnline article, prior to Justin's (God, I can't stand that kid) celebrity status, he'd posted a message to Tila under a pseudo name from YouTube:
Thanks to deluwiel for the link!
For those who have been keeping up with Tila's charade for long time, would know this nasty yellow alien porn star slash prostitute, has a deviant love for minors. We're not kidding. Why is this twat not in jail is still baffling beyond me. Anyways, this entry is rather short and to the point:
From RadarOnline article, prior to Justin's (God, I can't stand that kid) celebrity status, he'd posted a message to Tila under a pseudo name from YouTube:
Friday, October 22, 2010
Saturday, October 2, 2010
3 I Am a Nice Person with Happy Feelings!
The subject title is taken by a quote from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist's antagonist, Master Pain (aka Evil Betty). I use this quote to describe Tila's desperate attempt to transit from being a drug-addict manipulative hooker with no common sense to grown-up mature lovely woman destined to help those in need. *snorts loudly*
Tila haven't done actual shit and let me make it fucking clear she can try to become the next Mother Teresa all she wants, but she will NEVER earn my respect, nor will I ever apologize for pissing her off! To boast and label yourself as the "hero of the week" says a lot about you: You're a fucking idiot and helping for the wrong reasons! Desperate to win everyone's approval and start liking her is her main goal. People who participate don't brag about helping others. Due to the fact of overwhelming skepticism, I guess I can't blame her for wanting to prove us wrong. However, two things comes to my mind: One, anyone can donate to charities, and two, Tila should just keep her fucking meth-mouth shut and let the organizations speak for themselves and express gratitude when ready. Otherwise, announcing charity after charity is a sign of desperation and lack of genuine desire to help.
Right now, Titla Bacteria is all hyped up about charities...just like how she was all hyped up about her celebrity gossip site and within four months, didn't like blogging:
Tila haven't done actual shit and let me make it fucking clear she can try to become the next Mother Teresa all she wants, but she will NEVER earn my respect, nor will I ever apologize for pissing her off! To boast and label yourself as the "hero of the week" says a lot about you: You're a fucking idiot and helping for the wrong reasons! Desperate to win everyone's approval and start liking her is her main goal. People who participate don't brag about helping others. Due to the fact of overwhelming skepticism, I guess I can't blame her for wanting to prove us wrong. However, two things comes to my mind: One, anyone can donate to charities, and two, Tila should just keep her fucking meth-mouth shut and let the organizations speak for themselves and express gratitude when ready. Otherwise, announcing charity after charity is a sign of desperation and lack of genuine desire to help.
Right now, Titla Bacteria is all hyped up about charities...just like how she was all hyped up about her celebrity gossip site and within four months, didn't like blogging:
Thursday, September 9, 2010
1 Pedo Alert!
Keep in mind Tila's fanbase consists of horny little boys and soon-to-be-sluts little girls.
Oh, Tila. Tsk, tsk, tsk. I hope you understand the possible consequences of getting yourself into trouble by exposing yourself to minors.
Oh, Tila. Tsk, tsk, tsk. I hope you understand the possible consequences of getting yourself into trouble by exposing yourself to minors.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
0 ReTweet: Parenting Advice & Child Lovin'
Someone posted this hilarious comment a while back and it said, "well, if God has blessed you so many time, then why do your babies keep dying? Maybe it's a sign He doesn't want you raising a child!"
PARENTING ADVICE - Yes, it's true. Even though this disgusting ugly whore who never raised a child, was kind enough to share some of her so-called wisdom!
PARENTING ADVICE - Yes, it's true. Even though this disgusting ugly whore who never raised a child, was kind enough to share some of her so-called wisdom!
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