10 If Not 2011, Then 2012?

Back in November 17th, I did a review on Tila's big plans for 2011 video, a video of her rambling about being in movies that will make its way to your theaters in 2011. Obviously, you're wondering what movie? Exactly. It didn't happen. Although, she did managed to suck a lot of cocks to get a walk-in role for a now cancelled show "Shit My Dad Says". I just love how Tila had the nerve to add "popular tv show" when it obviously wasn't.

"I also just landed a role on uh, really funny, popular tv show on CBS."

"you're going to seeing a lot of me in the big screen in 2011"
Fucking hilarious.

4 GQ: Tila Among 25 Least Influential People Alive

I hope all of you had a wonderful Thanksgiving! I feel confident Tila spent Thanksgiving Day all to herself with poor Onyx while the rest of us were with families.

Thanks to Network305 for the link:

15 Huge Comeback On TV?

Tila tweeted about being in the Urban Ink Magazine and rather than share the photos right away, decided to make her remaining or fake fans wait, as if her photos are the Picasso masterpiece...not. Anyways, I was kind enough to do a simple search and found only these photos: (currently I don't know if these are the photos from Urban Ink Magazine at this point)

3 Dear Promoters: Stop Using Old Photos

Seriously. If I were really dumb and that retarded, I would try to sue your stupid asses for false advertising! The photos were taken years ago. How old? Probably between 2004 and 2007. It is now 2011, soon to be 2012. Don't treat us as if we were born yesterday. I presume your decisions were based on the fact that either Tila does not look beautiful, but with her pornographic infamous status, will take any opportunity regardless to draw in sleazy crowds, or Tila have requested to those responsible of making these cheesy posters to use any photos they wish...as long they're not current:

8 Tila Found New Love! No, It's Not Onyx

Wedding bells ringing, rose petals falling, people cheering, and us fearing...

14 Walking On Fried Rice

Bella Honey Soul posted a brief article of Tila's upcoming musical porn video called "Walking on Thin Ice" composed and performed by Yoko Ono, and judging by the photos we've seen, it looks like a knife and stabbing will be involved!

God damn, Tila Tequila looks really awful. That Asian upper eyelid surgery apparently did not go well or it's still in healing process.  Sad.

4 Hey, Everybody! Look At Me!

I love how Grandma Tila is striving to look like Gia Marie Carangi. Here's an overrated American actress, Angelina Jolie, portraying as the model from the movie, Gia:

Anything filmed from Hollywood is equivalent to wikipedia. They like to exaggerate things and have false trivia intact in order to sell shit. So, from the film, Gia was a young rebellious bisexual woman who lived on a fast lane, and drugs was what killed her. Also in the movie, Gia was a foul-mouth young woman with an aggressive attitude but was rather seductive those around her. Hmmmm...could it be our aspiring mogul whore Tila wants to be exactly like her? Perhaps it's for the best: No damage, harm will take place from those around her if she's gone. Will fate be kind enough and instead make her disappear forever and worked as a prostitute until demise? Tila's cult of Tila Army is quite frightening and God knows what can happen if it continues. Anyways, Tila, you are not Gia. This is actually you: