9 Whores Don't Limo Or Lambo. They Do Taxis

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16 Like Pregnancy, Like Location

This really isn't "new" news but something that got me thinking: Back in July 2011, Tila announced she's moving to New York city, looking for a roommate, and wanting to attend college because she wants to "live a normal life". Awwww...how adorable! I didn't know Tila lives an ex-ordinary life. Did you? While this may have come so sudden for us, but we have no clue what goes on with her miserable life offline (quite frankly, I like it that way) and if she was telling the truth, for once, she could have made this decision a long time ago and started packing her shit up. However...

24 Tila's PSA: Don't Drink and Drive!

Thanks to Joann for the link!

On the highest floor of her majesty Tila's mansion single-family rented home, made a cheesy brief PSA (public service announcement for those who don't know its acronym) and speed-dialed RadarOnline to post this "uh-huh, we already know" message for their site and in return, get some quick bucks for her rent and Lambo payments:

22 Review on Tila's Royal Wedding Commentary

Hello, everybody! I have not disappeared. I have been busy writing this entry for the past few days now. Sorry I couldn't get this done sooner as you know how life can be: Shit comes up or you're just too lazy. Anyways, I thought I wanted to show you my work in progress to keep you guys entertained. Hopefully, I'll get this done soon enough. In the meantime, please enjoy!
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A quick letter to Tila Tequila: Dear Tila, I regretfully inform you my absence to watch your live commentary was compromised and was unable to view your session as sleep was more imperative on my part, so I hope you'll understand and not be disappointed upon this information, thanks.

Sincerely, QOCAP

15 Judge says Fuck Off, Pumping Gas, and More Charity

3 Car, Book, Mansion, Drugs, Charity, PETA, Life, Oh My!

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8 Desperate for Attention!

It's great that Tilasrotspot is re-opened to the public! YES! Go there to get the best Tila gossip news there! Clearly, the rotspot's notice says it's an invite to read only, but for someone, like Tila, thought otherwise, all too-hyped, and wrote these messages that will be used against her:

4 Car, New Book, and Latest TilaArmy Expolitation

Does anyone actually believes this shit? ......Neither do I. Moving on.

Okay, four days isn't a lie, but purchasing? Why should I tell you? It's my business and don't need to prove anyone I have money! *pause* Oh, wait, I am trying to prove the skeptics I have dough! Never mind! So, Tila posts a new entry (abusing the privilege of running a celebrity gossip site and constantly make it all about her, forgetting its true purpose) about finally bought a 2010 Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 Coupe (snickers, yeah right!). PLEASE NOTE: I know nothing about cars, so if the car type is wrong, let me know, otherwise, continue reading. [UPDATE 08/04/2010 - The correct model is 2009 Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4] Why did Titla Bacteria wrote Lambo costs $1.7 million, dollars when in fact, they're not? It's under $300,000 according to these sites: ^{[1], [2], [3], [4]}. Fortunately, Tila does mention the more accurate price eventually. Perhaps if she got all the options, the total would cost around $1.7 million dollars? I doubt that. Anyways, let's revisit the tweets, shall we?

4 Someone Pass me a Fucking Tissue!

UPDATE AT THE BOTTOM PAGE!!!!

Hey, I did a new photoshop manipulation! Hope you guys like it. I did this yesterday and is too lazy to change the quote. "How the fuck do I get out of here?!" is actually funnier. Anyways, enjoy!

6 Gossip Shite, Stalkers, Car Update, and PETA Campaign?

Previously, Tila mentioned from one of her latest entries regarding about respecting opinions from people. Unfortunately, there is no truth in this and our sentiments will looked upon with disdain, unless we're kissing her disgusting ass. Take these for examples:

0 Oh, Shit! Drivers, Watch Out!!!!!

This coming week, our favorite mogul-wanna-aspiring mogul states she's getting a new car!