27 Dear Tila: Go Fuck Yourself

The following few paragraphs are just rants and intended for new readers, so therefore, provided points of interests that veteran haters already know.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: One who goes through hardships but end up surviving and uses their experience to better themselves and help others along the way. Then, there's the other who just bitches, play victim all their life, and wallow in self-pity. Obviously, you know very well who I'm talking about: Tila Tequila.

5 That's Right. Tila Doesn't Whine

Since I'm not sure the nature of this "war" topic, I'm going to let it slide because I seriously don't understand how it's being used in this context. Perhaps this dimwit wasn't specifically thinking about nations fighting against each other. It's likely Tila is buying more meth or bidding on highest clients over the internet and thus, making online shopping "dangerous". Obviously, no one wants to run into undercover cops.

Anyways, your commander-in-chief act has run its course, Tila. If using the word, "war" to get me all riled me up was your goal, you'd failed. Ninety-nine percent of your Army of Idiots are fake...just like you. And to prove it, I'm going to set up another trap very similar to my previous "TilaSeekHelp" method soon. My prediction was right: No fans encouraged their hogul to seek help but only two, though the second fan was in more favor of "live and let live" philosophy bullshit. Busted their fakeness out 1.

17 "Get Off My Lawn, Damn Haters!"

A thank you to Network305 for sharing me this link!

Last year, ParalyzedQueen, a proudly self-proclaimed "biggest grammar nazi in the world" made a dumb video begging encouraging Tila's Army of Idiots to make a video for Tila's 38th birthday. You should check out the rules she'd made. It's so unbelievably stupid and laughable at the same time. Fast forward a year later and you would have thought this girl would eventually wake the fuck up, but we was all wrong. Here is her latest rant about us, haters:

8 MissTila.com: Different Layouts, Same Old Shit

47 Tila's Not a Bully...Wait, Scratch That

A minor update! :)

This morning, I had a great chuckle, thanks to our favorite pseudo-mogul, skank Tila Tequila! What caused the levity you may wonder? I don't know the real reason behind this message but according to her latest entry, many of her Army of Idiots (AOI), who are mostly underage, if not, probably pedophiles, were asking her for advice regarding about coping mechanism, in this case, bullying. Yes, I wonder the same thing: Isn't that Mommy and Daddy's jobs? Not to mention, these sad outcast individuals can't find someone in their community to talk to? Like trash attracts trash, stupidity attracts stupidity.

40 Sorry, TilaArmy, But Haters Are Too Important

Desperate times call for desperate measures, right Tila? Despite the fans' plea, the wicked witch made the decision based on volition rather than vote to allow haters back...all for the sake of site traffic, which is a total fail *coughs celebrity gossip blog coughs*. Apparently, the skank wasn't too thrilled about her site analysis. I'm sure those online ventures, who are paying for ad space, aren't too thrilled themselves, so what's a nasty slut got to do? Bring back the haters!!!!!! Screw you, fans! Wow. Tila basically spit on them again and they still act she's innocent!

22 A Victory Without a Start?

Hello, everybody! Not so long ago, Tila tweeted the possibility of allowing haters to return only on the condition that they behave. That's like telling the sun to not shine at all. Is this stupid ugly bitch that retarded? I'm sure they'll be more aggressive and resume posting her new home address. Oh, noes! Tila, you better filter some numbers and street signs, girl!

21 Haters Are Now Officially Banned! Wah!

I guess our little angel of God is still angry at us. Gee, I thought for someone who claims to be all grown-up would be mature enough to handle this drama like an reasonable adult, guess not. So much for spreading positive energy.

Taste your own medicine, you sore loser.

44 Dear Visitors: A Proposal

A reader, Joann, requested I should share this idea with you guys. This idea had been suggested before as a matter of fact but the lack of attempt got an inclusive result, so it doesn't hurt to try this time. If this proposal succeeds, it would have a devastating effect on our poor Tila Tequila, but most importantly, devastate her ad revenue and site traffic, which is part of her income since she doesn't have a full-time job (unless she's still hooking quietly).

Without haters, Tila would be more less than what she is today, whatever the fuck that is. There are more haters and it is the haters who are the fuels to her demanding needs for attention and the incentive to remain alive. If haters go away, her site will practically be dead because the lack of fanbase. If that wasn't true, then what's with these overwhelming negative comments and thumb downs? Surely Tila and her fans wouldn't pretend to be us to help proof their case that we're all psychos (does voodoo ring any bell?), right? I mean, let's face it, who's more of a psycho by cutting their arms, seducing minors, and proclaiming to save us all from evil as oppose to leaving negative feedbacks?

33 What Vogue? Database011010 is Tila!

Back in November 12th, Tila announced she was going to be in Italian's version of Vogue magazine:

This morning, Tila shared us her narcissistic excitement about being "featured" in some magazine called The Source, a magazine, which, I've never heard of until now. If you're wondering about the Italian Vogue project, consider that as a big typo on Tila's behalf. However, it is also plausible regardless as Vogue magazines are monthly released; but that is not to say she can't share us a preview, right? Vogue magazines are known to have gaunt and tall models. Why in the world would they accept this midget whore if she's not even five feet tall? Hell, this skank is not respected in most media outlets (unless they're trash where she's welcomed), but instead, a joke like William Hung from American Idol. Passing amusements, right?

3 Roast Grandma Tila Tequila!

Fuck positive energy!

I don't know what made Tila blog such another insipid pointless entry, but apparently, she's in a mood to get her ass beaten...again, and well, many of the haters were more than happy to oblige. Looks like it's that time of the month again where she needs to do something to draw in traffic! God, what a fucking loser!

1 Retweet: Tila In Wonderland

Tila In Wonderland - I wonder if Tila believes her own bullshit. Yes? No? I've forgotten how batshit crazy her tweets were! WARNING! The following collection contains a lot of bullshit escaping Grandma Tila's narcissistic mouth!

3 The True Art of Cyber Bullying...You Dun Goofed, Tila!

Few days ago, a new internet meme emerged. Why am I bringing this up? Ever since our mogul-wanna-be friend launched her failed celebrity gossip site, she complains about haters attacking her and her kiddie fans incessantly and calling us "cyber bullies". The truth is, Tila received negative comments even at her now defunct hot spot site. Anyways, here's the premise of the new internet meme called "You Dun Goofed" or "Consequences will Never be the Same!"

0 Back to Square 1...yet Again.

Since July 12th, Tila required visitors to register in order to leave lovely comments. Well, apparently, this affected her site traffic. Visit Tilasrotspot's recent site traffic analysis. Tila doesn't want to worry her advertisers, so she changes it back to where anyone can post without registering, but not without a little amusement:

LOL! Feedback! Yeah, right! Nice try, bitch! Thanks for entertaining me! Wait...haven't we had this discussion before? And as of this date, Tila's TOS page is empty.

2 Why does Everyone Pick on Me All the Time?!

Poor Tila. She'll never get it. Anyways, I offer Uganda my condolence. In incidents like this, though, this would give Tila an opportunity to lash out toward the haters.

1 Bitch, you be trollin!...and other stuff.

I know what you might be thinking: Is Tila acting like "trollin" is a new internet slang? I mean, seriously!!!! Observe the delicious entry below:

0 Get them hater bitches! War impending!

Tila must be really raged beyond our expectations! Seriously! Just a few days ago, our mogul-wanna-be friend pulled a stunt, which backfired, and then led to this puerile, yet amusing, new hate letter! But first, let me say that Tila receives myriad of comments from her Dear Diary and other irrelevant entries as oppose to celebrity news. This should signify Tila that no one gives a shit about her gossip site, but her personal, self-promoting bizarre thoughts. That said, let's have a look at her latest tweets:

0 Tila doesn't know when to shut it

0 Whiny little twit. TMZ stole my shit!

Today, Titla Bacteria goes ape shit and starts bitching about TMZ stealing her "exclusive" poorly-written article about John Wayne's family and calling the staffs, "hater of the week." How fucking mature of you, Tila! And by the way, it should be noted as "Haters of the Week."

4 Dr. Tila, hating, jealousy, and denial!