27 Dear Tila: Go Fuck Yourself

The following few paragraphs are just rants and intended for new readers, so therefore, provided points of interests that veteran haters already know.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: One who goes through hardships but end up surviving and uses their experience to better themselves and help others along the way. Then, there's the other who just bitches, play victim all their life, and wallow in self-pity. Obviously, you know very well who I'm talking about: Tila Tequila.

3 Broken Wings, A Parody of Tuna's Autobiograhpy

Oh, dear! The truth is spilling out! Miss Tuna is pretty excited to write another autobiography, people! I'm sure she's very busy calling every publishing agencies out there to have her story heard rather than take a chill pill for awhile. Why write your bullshit fabricated experience on facebook when you could publish it and earn cash while at it? Anyways, while [sarcasm]the world is anxiously waiting[/sarcasm], despite Tuna claiming to go through "30 days of intense rehab programming" according to her former porn-star manager, it is not likely true. Blogger Ghost Rider Radio has an extensive coverage on this part, so make sure to read it.

9 Old Habits Die Easy For Tuna Apparently

Did Tila Tequila really went to a rehab? I say hell to the fuck no. Here's how it all went down and explains why I think this is all bullshit:

5 AOI ADVENTURES: Don't FuK With Me

Tila Tequila, her real and fake fans, are a bunch of psychos. While Tuna is *cough* recuperating at a rehab somewhere in Florida, I took a liberty to create an imaginary Tila fan of my own, combined with characteristics and statements from the army of idiots themselves. (PLEASE NOTE THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY, that said, ENJOY):

24 Tila Tequila - The New Girl 6 Gal

Thanks to MunsterJams and Ghost Rider Radio for this latest news. Looks like Tila's former-porn star manager, Gina Rodriguez, cooked up a new project and Tuna Tequila is going to be her new girl-6 gal!