3 Broken Wings, A Parody of Tuna's Autobiograhpy

Oh, dear! The truth is spilling out! Miss Tuna is pretty excited to write another autobiography, people! I'm sure she's very busy calling every publishing agencies out there to have her story heard rather than take a chill pill for awhile. Why write your bullshit fabricated experience on facebook when you could publish it and earn cash while at it? Anyways, while [sarcasm]the world is anxiously waiting[/sarcasm], despite Tuna claiming to go through "30 days of intense rehab programming" according to her former porn-star manager, it is not likely true. Blogger Ghost Rider Radio has an extensive coverage on this part, so make sure to read it.

9 Old Habits Die Easy For Tuna Apparently

Did Tila Tequila really went to a rehab? I say hell to the fuck no. Here's how it all went down and explains why I think this is all bullshit:

5 AOI ADVENTURES: Don't FuK With Me

Tila Tequila, her real and fake fans, are a bunch of psychos. While Tuna is *cough* recuperating at a rehab somewhere in Florida, I took a liberty to create an imaginary Tila fan of my own, combined with characteristics and statements from the army of idiots themselves. (PLEASE NOTE THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY, that said, ENJOY):

24 Tila Tequila - The New Girl 6 Gal

Thanks to MunsterJams and Ghost Rider Radio for this latest news. Looks like Tila's former-porn star manager, Gina Rodriguez, cooked up a new project and Tuna Tequila is going to be her new girl-6 gal!

11 Tila Tequila: Illuminati Victim Or Just A Wanna-be?

[I started writing this entry since Monday, so please excuse the first paragraph. The recent news regarding about her latest "stunt" will be discussed in this entry.]

Because Tuna is still quiet and there are no news worthy enough to write about, I've decided to discuss about Tuna's obsession with the Illuminati. No, it's not about sex and lying to her fans this time. I chose to share this for two reasons: To call her out and help expose those secret groups who claims to "rule the world". What I mean by calling her out will be explained later.

First and foremost, all my knowledge were basically obtained from a website called Vigilant Citizen, a website dedicated in exposing about the Illuminati, its mysterious symbols, its connections with the world events, and many others. For those who are new may find this entry vague, hard to understand, and maybe even offensive. To counter-attack this, you must obviously do some research and ultimately decide if these conspiracies are just conspiracies or have truth in them. Though being open-minded would be best. While I won't go into heavy details about the Illuminati, let alone, don't consider myself an expert on this, but will share the most common symbols we see in the media and explain why this is relevant to Tila Tequila.