60 Tila's Adoption Attempt Part Deux

First thing that came to my mind when she tweeted about adoption: NOT AGAIN.

What's a skank got to do to get the attention she so craves, let alone, stay relevant?! Why, make up some ridiculous news like attempt to adopt again of course! Fear not, folks! I have confidence whatever agency Tila goes to will deny her request. Explanation will be provided in due time. Meanwhile, let us go back in history and focus on her previous advent about adopting children shall we? But first, I want to add this: I would like to assume this midget hogul was on some crack/meth binge while tweeting about adoption, but honestly, I think it was my previous entry that sparked this crack o' clock rant and for that, I apologize to the rest of the detractors for this nonsense.


I wasn't able to find these tweets to link them individually, but did manage to find this instead:

Interesting. According to the timestamp, it's less than two years as Tila claimed:

So, yes, Tila not only lied about adopting, but about the time gap as well. Drugs are really, really bad, kids. Tila has no respect for consistencies if she wasn't a drug slash hooker junkie anyways. And besides, it was never confirmed because it was all a publicity stunt. Publicity stunts have a beginning and an ending, so what was Tila's ending?

Something doesn't add up, right? Tila says it's 100% confirmed she's adopting a child, but later states the agency was a fraud? I don't know how the adoption agencies run, but I assume you hire a special kind of social worker in your area who helps the process of adoption specifically overseas. They send you photos of children that are waiting, right? But the priority is to make sure you're suitable and not a complete psycho. Discussion about Tila's ability to raise children will be talked later. Why I think the Russian adoption is all bullshit because of two things:

1.) If the agency was a fraud, the right thing to do was to contact the government to stop whatever illegal organization that's being run. Have we heard this fucking moron brag about shutting that agency down? Absolutely not. Had she done it, this would made news regardless of Tila's effort to keep it quiet. We can't see that happening anyways.

2.) Tila wasn't planning on adopting one child. Because she loves them, she wanted to adopt "at least five". Five from different countries like from the following countries:

So, because of Tila's assertion, she'd decided to opt out completely. If one agency is bad, then the rest must be bad as well. No, Tila. You opt out because you never intended to adopt children who deserves a loving mother. You would be a terrible mother and they would be better off dead, seriously. You are a fucking bottom-feeder who takes advantage of people's miseries. How sad you really are. I have no doubt adoption agencies would deny your request because of your mental state and your incompetence to remember your previous lies.

Why should you think Tila has no intention of adopting children? Evidence from herself is sufficient, but, I'll be kind enough to point out where the red flags are waving:

"A bunch of teens..."
People are not objects...well, maybe you are, Tila. We already have one Octomom. We don't need an Asian version of it, okay? I find it just as sad Tila belaboring about teens needing adoptions besides "doing this for two years", too. Like the world didn't know that! Just this screenshot alone can make you feel the vibe of insincerity. Do you think she's being serious? If you're doubtful, read more from her tweets:

The answer is no, she's not serious. She's hoping RadarOnline will report about this bullshit...her goal, obviously. Just like mocking mothers who suffered miscarriages, Tila had to sink low by mocking children who are waiting to be adopted. It just breaks my heart someone could be this disgusting. This whole adoption thing got a little out of hand.

Apparently, her idiotic fans believes her and joined the bandwagon of mocking orphans. I really, really want to believe most of those users are fake because it's disturbing the way Tila thinks she's their mother and tweeting rather questionable things that are pretty inappropriate to those who are minors if you ask me. See for yourself:

Flirting with your fans is part of being a celebrity or some bottom-feeder losers like Tila Tequila. However, one must be the responsible adult here and know their boundaries and it's clear Tila is crossing that boundary. Thanks to the internet, it is difficult to know the person behind their screenames, but many Tila's fans have revealed their age, uploaded videos of themselves via YouTube, and they are minors, so why is Tila flirting inappropriately with them anyways? My guess is she's lonely as fuck, desperate for attention, and need some kind of stimulation to make herself feel good. When drugs aren't available, ass-kissing will suffice. That is only the role for the Army of Idiots...to ass-kiss Tila Tequila and nothing more. She seduces the ignorance, and they will always be duped.

The TRS has interesting entries regarding about Tila's previous interactions with minors and adoption. You can get their "child adoption" tag here and their child-minor-theme here for your quick link convenience. It is quite shocking and a must read.

Now comes the discussion: Is Tila Tequila suitable to be a mother? We really have nothing to worry about because its unlikely an agency would grant her honor after discovering Tila's antics, let alone, the lack of Tila's seriousness. This may sound like an biased opinion, but if you've been a follower of this site or its predecessors since the beginning, you would be on the same page with me that the answer is simply no, no, and no. Hell, that ugly alien whore is promoting violence toward children already!

Is Tila Tequila fit to be a mother?

The answer should be obvious.

Remember when I said my previous post may have started the spark? Well, I think it was because of this:

So, this was all just a scheme to get her fans to send her gifts by using adoption and being their internet mommie? Wow.....just........wow. This brings back the memory of an entry Fatty McFatterson, a former TRS writer, wrote when Tila was asking her fans to send her gifts after her Juggalos performance:

Read the rest of the delicious entry here. You might be saying, "but QOCAP! Tila isn't a mother!" Yes, that is true and we are all blessed with that fact right now, but considering the fact she's a devious, selfish, psychotic person who only cares about herself, this will not stop her from asking her fans to send her gifts on Mother's Day. But whatever, let's just hope Tila will not ask her fans to send gifts to her P.O. Box because I gotta feeling some hater might disclose her home address just to get kicks out of it. I'm a bitch, but I won't do that because it really sucks to have your address disclosed on the internet. Oh, and Tila, you really haven't done shit for your fans, so cut that bullshit already.

I am blessed with a stupid fanbase! Thank you, God!

Before I wrap this up, I went back to her site just to see what this HB fuss was all about and sure enough, this person has no life! I've been doing some research lately and analyzing best to my judgment and I'll offer my results once it's completed. Meanwhile, I've stumbled onto a comment that made me laugh my ass off!

For those who don't get the actual inside joke, Tila claimed when she was a minor, some dude knocked her up and out of the blue, hit her stomach with a hammer which led to miscarriage.