8 TILAARMY: Will You Tweet "#TilaSeekHelp"?

For over a year now, I have watched small group of fans interact with Miss Tila, Tila Tequila, Tila Wynn, Jane, Owen, or whatever her new names will be in the future via twitter and from her website which I seldom visit. Over the year, it was very entertaining to watch Tila spiral out of control. It was amusing. Now, it's sad. While being interviewed by Chaunce Hayden, Tila says, "you think you know me, you think you have me all down, and analyze me, but, I'm always and always will be one step ahead of everybody else of what you think of me. I will let you think what you think of me. And that's the magic of it. That's the beauty of it because I allow that. I let what people think. But I'm always one step ahead."

8 Howard Stern Fucks $5 Dollar Whore Again

Last week, I was asked if Miss Tila ever received her high school diploma or GED and my response was I don't know and began mocking about her interest of returning to college (fuck adopting and helping single mothers out there) and surprise, surprise, got a tweet by the hogul herself:

0 Tila Tequila Quitting Hollywood? Again?

I always thought Tila would get some quick cash to help fund her drug addictions whenever submitting "you call this news?" to RadarOnline, but forgotten about this:

And you think after being lied too, RadarOnline would say fuck off. Guess not.

9 Calling Out For SYF (Single Yellow Female)

Anyone seen a movie called Single White Female starring Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh? If you haven't, I think you should just to get an idea of what I'm going to say. So, now that Tila blogged about moving to New York city, she is seeking a roommate and is "so serious" about it: