36 Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There?

NEW UPDATE @ bottom page: "Kid, you can't rap for shit!" - Tila Tequila to Justin Bieber.

Thanks to deluwiel for the link!

For those who have been keeping up with Tila's charade for long time, would know this nasty yellow alien porn star slash prostitute, has a deviant love for minors. We're not kidding. Why is this twat not in jail is still baffling beyond me. Anyways, this entry is rather short and to the point:

From RadarOnline article, prior to Justin's (God, I can't stand that kid) celebrity status, he'd posted a message to Tila under a pseudo name from YouTube:

104 Hoe, You Gotta Be Kidding Me

Because I refuse to download Tila's pitiful application she's been working on since 2009, I can't review on this part but read opinions about her app that were all negative (last time I'd checked). From what I've seen, though, I think it's a complete waste of space, but most of all, pointless. All you need to do is check her crack rants from twitter and you've got all the boring self-absorbed latest news from Tila herself. I'm sure someone will put her new (oh my God) songs on YouTube if she ever releases them, so what's the fucking point? To look cool?

86 I Miss the Old Train Wreck

You may agree or disagree with my opinions but I honestly think Tila is becoming extremely boring. Granted, many of us have scolded and demanded her to grow the fuck up but ever since the rise of her infamy, Tila's only strategy to draw our attention was by being...well, a train wreck or taking off her clothes and we're all used to it. Her attempt of growing up may do her more harm than good. Why? Perhaps it's just me, but I think most people would rather watch her erratic behaviors than watch her being sober. I'm sure Tila's sex tape have been viewed more than her dumb long time ago reality shows, if not, it will eventually.

114 Tila's Real Let-Down Comic!

UPDATE! A new comic strip! 02/13

On February 4th, our favorite hogul announced she's making a comic book and her Tila Army soldiers will have a big role! Yes! A big role and they're gonna be famous as fuck because not only will Tila feature her dimwitted underage fans in some comic book, but they'll likely be on television or some film! But, wait! What's this?

15 Casey Who?

I know this is really old, but I can't believe this never occurred to me. But after three days when the world heard of Casey's unfortunate death, Tila was smiling for the paparazzi. Yes, smiling...an unusual way of coping. But then again, Tila only knew Casey for a month and those who keep track of her lies know very well Tila never loved Casey in the first place. Tila was seduced by Casey's status instead and her tragic death brought this slut-head more media attention she so craves. A human life have no value to Tila Tequila. Fame, sex, and money is what Tila strives for and nothing more.